🐍Punished "Venom" Sir5000 🚬
sir.bsky.social
🐍Punished "Venom" Sir5000 🚬
@sir.bsky.social
oh my god what the fuck am I doing here
(he/him)

🐦: @Sir5000
🥚🪲: https://cohost.org/Sir
I'm so mad, only a minimum of 3000 carats will quell my anger
November 11, 2025 at 8:39 AM
it should've been the icoca platypus instead...
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 AM
joining the war on gerontocracy on the side of gerontocracy
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 AM
god this show rules
November 11, 2025 at 6:54 AM
bro thought a trombone was a trumpet 😂😂🤣😂
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 AM
it's bullshit!!!
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 AM
my friends were telling me about a rural train station that made them wait a whopping 20 minutes
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 AM
garth marenghi staring at the ios gesture bar
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 AM
POKÉMON SLEEP: you've finished all the goals! now just wait for this new area to come out!

ME: and then I'll be able to play it when it comes out?

POKÉMON SLEEP: well,

November 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
oh yeah tokyo to yokohama is like no time at all
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
ahhh fuck
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM