🐍Punished "Venom" Sir5000 🚬
sir.bsky.social
🐍Punished "Venom" Sir5000 🚬
@sir.bsky.social
oh my god what the fuck am I doing here
(he/him)

🐦: @Sir5000
🥚🪲: https://cohost.org/Sir
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November 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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⛰️山海経14: 羅羅。「人を食う」以外の情報が一切無い、謎極まってるバード。私にとって一番恐ろしい鳥、ペリカンを選びました。名前がファンシーなので、ゆめかわ色。
🌊Shanhai jing 14: Luo-luo. The only available description about this bird is “They eat humans”. One of the most enigmatic birds in ancient China.
#山海経の怪鳥30羽描く #30WeirdAncientBirds
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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more of a lacrimosa of dana guy
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
oh shit dril's back on here
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Found a job for your annoying ass.
November 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Moshi moshi
October 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Hey. Pay attention to me.
September 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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the bb in bb8 stands for buzzballz
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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The world was a much better place when video games had alt box art.
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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dude check this cover out lmao
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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"pikachu died years ago. You need to let him go."
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
THE GAME BAND IS BACK???
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Thinking about how one of the first Epstein victims was trans and got relentlessly mocked in the media when she spoke up www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/07/when...
When a trans woman first accused Jeffrey Epstein of rape, the media mocked her - LGBTQ Nation
The New York Post called her a "man" and a "gender-bend shocker."
www.lgbtqnation.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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warmup
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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I can’t believe I heard about the nominations a day after tweeting this from the brand account… Never Punished and FUCK AI
Been too angry to post brand-ly lately but here's one:

AI? More like Ay, I'(m gonna kick your ass if you don't stop trying to sneak the world melting plagiarism machine into human art and expression!! If you weren't ashamed of yourself why do you keep hiding it? Why aren't you proud of yourself?hm)
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Hi! Big update today!

It’s been more than four years since we launched as Azuki in June 2021. Today we’re excited to announce a new name for our manga reading platform and publisher: Omoi
November 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM