─╌ 𝓖𝐎𝐋𝐆𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐀.
@sinistersirens.bsky.social
𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐒
𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗡 𝐓𝐎 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙊𝙄𝘾𝙀 . 𝐈
𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐊𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝑺𝑨𝑭𝑬 . ♬⋆.˚
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
Pinned
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ᅠ 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎
𝗙𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙔
𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝙇𝘼𝘽, 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝑵𝑶𝑾 ...
ᅠ 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎
𝗙𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙔
𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝙇𝘼𝘽, 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝑵𝑶𝑾 ...
Reposted by ─╌ 𝓖𝐎𝐋𝐆𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐀.
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ᅠ 𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐑𝐄
「 * 𝙈𝙄𝙐 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉' 𝙄𝙍𝙐𝙈𝘼 」,
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇
𝐒𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍’ 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐎𝐅
𝗔𝗪𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 ── .ᐟ ˎˊ˗
ᅠ 𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐑𝐄
「 * 𝙈𝙄𝙐 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉' 𝙄𝙍𝙐𝙈𝘼 」,
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇
𝐒𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍’ 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐎𝐅
𝗔𝗪𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 ── .ᐟ ˎˊ˗
October 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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ᅠ 𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐑𝐄
「 * 𝙈𝙄𝙐 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉' 𝙄𝙍𝙐𝙈𝘼 」,
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇
𝐒𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍’ 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐎𝐅
𝗔𝗪𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 ── .ᐟ ˎˊ˗
ᅠ 𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐑𝐄
「 * 𝙈𝙄𝙐 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉' 𝙄𝙍𝙐𝙈𝘼 」,
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇
𝐒𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍’ 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐎𝐅
𝗔𝗪𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 ── .ᐟ ˎˊ˗
[ her voice is still rather weak ── the encounter with the turtles really did a number on her . 💧 ]
October 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
[ her voice is still rather weak ── the encounter with the turtles really did a number on her . 💧 ]
September 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
oh, i understand . i do ── especially after the argument you two had before you took off ... 💧
[ she coughs weakly after finishing her sentence, taking a sip of her ... whatever she has there . it looks like tea to the naked eye, but it is DEFINITELY not actually tea . 💀 . ]
[ she coughs weakly after finishing her sentence, taking a sip of her ... whatever she has there . it looks like tea to the naked eye, but it is DEFINITELY not actually tea . 💀 . ]
that's true, but i STILL don't like it . it's EMBARRASSING . for me, really . i almost didn't wanna show my face back at the lair, because i knew A PARTICULAR CAT would rub the salt in the wound . 💢
don't feel too horrible about it .
after all, you ── and i ── could be Iocked up like the rat queen is .
after all, you ── and i ── could be Iocked up like the rat queen is .
September 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
oh, i understand . i do ── especially after the argument you two had before you took off ... 💧
[ she coughs weakly after finishing her sentence, taking a sip of her ... whatever she has there . it looks like tea to the naked eye, but it is DEFINITELY not actually tea . 💀 . ]
[ she coughs weakly after finishing her sentence, taking a sip of her ... whatever she has there . it looks like tea to the naked eye, but it is DEFINITELY not actually tea . 💀 . ]
don't feel too horrible about it .
after all, you ── and i ── could be Iocked up like the rat queen is .
after all, you ── and i ── could be Iocked up like the rat queen is .
why did i have to go and be the first one to be defeated by those stupid turtles .ᐣ what was i THINKING .ᐣ.ᐟ
[ a pout . ]
[ a pout . ]
September 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
don't feel too horrible about it .
after all, you ── and i ── could be Iocked up like the rat queen is .
after all, you ── and i ── could be Iocked up like the rat queen is .
“ oh, i'm sure you'd try . ” 👺
the stupid comically large hammer is back in her tentacles again . 💀 .
“ did you know i am a scientist .ᐣ well, i calculate your chance of victory in that situation to be 0.0002 percent . ” 👹
the stupid comically large hammer is back in her tentacles again . 💀 .
“ did you know i am a scientist .ᐣ well, i calculate your chance of victory in that situation to be 0.0002 percent . ” 👹
“I’d find a way to bring them back to their senses ! I saved Master Splinter, I can save them too —!” 👺
She rips a part of her jumpsuit off to act as a makeshift bandage — it will do for now.
She rips a part of her jumpsuit off to act as a makeshift bandage — it will do for now.
“ hmm, if only your turtle friends were nearby .ᐟ i'd turn them to my side and let that be the salt in the wound .
... almost literally . ”
she laughs at herself .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀
... almost literally . ”
she laughs at herself .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀
August 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
“ oh, i'm sure you'd try . ” 👺
the stupid comically large hammer is back in her tentacles again . 💀 .
“ did you know i am a scientist .ᐣ well, i calculate your chance of victory in that situation to be 0.0002 percent . ” 👹
the stupid comically large hammer is back in her tentacles again . 💀 .
“ did you know i am a scientist .ᐣ well, i calculate your chance of victory in that situation to be 0.0002 percent . ” 👹
“ hmm, if only your turtle friends were nearby .ᐟ i'd turn them to my side and let that be the salt in the wound .
... almost literally . ”
she laughs at herself .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀
... almost literally . ”
she laughs at herself .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀
“UGH… you— you—!”
April huffs — her arm is beginning to bl33d.
“You … creature!!!” 💢
April huffs — her arm is beginning to bl33d.
“You … creature!!!” 💢
“ HAHAHAHA .ᐟ
look at that, i got you . oh, how PAlNFUL it must have been .ᐟ i do take great care to make sure my teeth are sha rp .ᐟ ” ✨️
look at that, i got you . oh, how PAlNFUL it must have been .ᐟ i do take great care to make sure my teeth are sha rp .ᐟ ” ✨️
August 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
“ hmm, if only your turtle friends were nearby .ᐟ i'd turn them to my side and let that be the salt in the wound .
... almost literally . ”
she laughs at herself .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀
... almost literally . ”
she laughs at herself .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀
“ HAHAHAHA .ᐟ
look at that, i got you . oh, how PAlNFUL it must have been .ᐟ i do take great care to make sure my teeth are sha rp .ᐟ ” ✨️
look at that, i got you . oh, how PAlNFUL it must have been .ᐟ i do take great care to make sure my teeth are sha rp .ᐟ ” ✨️
“Ow ow OWWW!!” 👺
April quickly steps back, looking at her injury.
April quickly steps back, looking at her injury.
“ I AM FINE . ”
...
...
“ BUT YOU WILL NOT BE . ” 👺
she blTES HER .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀
...
...
“ BUT YOU WILL NOT BE . ” 👺
she blTES HER .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀
August 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“ HAHAHAHA .ᐟ
look at that, i got you . oh, how PAlNFUL it must have been .ᐟ i do take great care to make sure my teeth are sha rp .ᐟ ” ✨️
look at that, i got you . oh, how PAlNFUL it must have been .ᐟ i do take great care to make sure my teeth are sha rp .ᐟ ” ✨️
“ I AM FINE . ”
...
...
“ BUT YOU WILL NOT BE . ” 👺
she blTES HER .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀
...
...
“ BUT YOU WILL NOT BE . ” 👺
she blTES HER .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀
April just… stands there and blinks. 💀
“Are you alright?” 💧
“Are you alright?” 💧
“ oh, i WILL TRY IT, sister . ” 👺
she attempts to whack her with it ── she misses and hits her own tentacle 💀
“ ... OWWWWWWWW .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ ” 😡
she attempts to whack her with it ── she misses and hits her own tentacle 💀
“ ... OWWWWWWWW .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ ” 😡
August 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
“ I AM FINE . ”
...
...
“ BUT YOU WILL NOT BE . ” 👺
she blTES HER .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀
...
...
“ BUT YOU WILL NOT BE . ” 👺
she blTES HER .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀
“ oh, i WILL TRY IT, sister . ” 👺
she attempts to whack her with it ── she misses and hits her own tentacle 💀
“ ... OWWWWWWWW .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ ” 😡
she attempts to whack her with it ── she misses and hits her own tentacle 💀
“ ... OWWWWWWWW .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ ” 😡
Her eyes widened and she places her hand on her hips.
“Just try it—!” 👺
“Just try it—!” 👺
“ i'll get YOU this time . ” 👺
she's pulling out a comically large hammer . 💀
she's pulling out a comically large hammer . 💀
August 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
“ oh, i WILL TRY IT, sister . ” 👺
she attempts to whack her with it ── she misses and hits her own tentacle 💀
“ ... OWWWWWWWW .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ ” 😡
she attempts to whack her with it ── she misses and hits her own tentacle 💀
“ ... OWWWWWWWW .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ ” 😡
“ i'll get YOU this time . ” 👺
she's pulling out a comically large hammer . 💀
she's pulling out a comically large hammer . 💀
“I’ll wack you again— ! I’m not afraid to do it.” 👺
“ don't you look at me like that, 👺 REPORTER 👺 . ”
August 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
“ i'll get YOU this time . ” 👺
she's pulling out a comically large hammer . 💀
she's pulling out a comically large hammer . 💀
“ don't you look at me like that, 👺 REPORTER 👺 . ”
😒
returning the side eye . 👺
August 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
“ don't you look at me like that, 👺 REPORTER 👺 . ”
returning the side eye . 👺
August 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
returning the side eye . 👺
[ singing an extremely eerie melody . ]
la laaaa la la laaaaaa, da da da deeeeee .... ♬
la laaaa la la laaaaaa, da da da deeeeee .... ♬
August 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
[ singing an extremely eerie melody . ]
la laaaa la la laaaaaa, da da da deeeeee .... ♬
la laaaa la la laaaaaa, da da da deeeeee .... ♬
topaz
shredder is besties with the pantheon girls trust . they do each other's nails ( except golgotha, they paint the tip of her tentacle ) and spill gossip 👺
shredder is besties with the pantheon girls trust . they do each other's nails ( except golgotha, they paint the tip of her tentacle ) and spill gossip 👺
August 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
topaz
shredder is besties with the pantheon girls trust . they do each other's nails ( except golgotha, they paint the tip of her tentacle ) and spill gossip 👺
shredder is besties with the pantheon girls trust . they do each other's nails ( except golgotha, they paint the tip of her tentacle ) and spill gossip 👺
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ᅠ 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎
𝗙𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙔
𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝙇𝘼𝘽, 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝑵𝑶𝑾 ...
ᅠ 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎
𝗙𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙔
𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝙇𝘼𝘽, 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝑵𝑶𝑾 ...
August 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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ᅠ 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎
𝗙𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙔
𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝙇𝘼𝘽, 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝑵𝑶𝑾 ...
ᅠ 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎
𝗙𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙔
𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝙇𝘼𝘽, 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝑵𝑶𝑾 ...
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ᅠ... 𝐌𝐘 𝘼𝙈𝘽𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙎 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗗 .ᐟ
ᅠ... 𝐌𝐘 𝘼𝙈𝘽𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙎 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗗 .ᐟ
August 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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ᅠ... 𝐌𝐘 𝘼𝙈𝘽𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙎 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗗 .ᐟ
ᅠ... 𝐌𝐘 𝘼𝙈𝘽𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙎 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗗 .ᐟ
August 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
oh, how i DISLIKE that reporter ── and the rat, too .ᐟ hmhm, i was so close to taking most of our loot and putting it towards my experiments ..... 😔
August 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
oh, how i DISLIKE that reporter ── and the rat, too .ᐟ hmhm, i was so close to taking most of our loot and putting it towards my experiments ..... 😔
Reposted by ─╌ 𝓖𝐎𝐋𝐆𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐀.
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ᅠ𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍
𝐀 𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑪𝑨𝑳 𝑬𝑹𝑹𝑶𝑹 .
ᅠ𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍
𝐀 𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑪𝑨𝑳 𝑬𝑹𝑹𝑶𝑹 .
July 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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ᅠ𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍
𝐀 𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑪𝑨𝑳 𝑬𝑹𝑹𝑶𝑹 .
ᅠ𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍
𝐀 𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑪𝑨𝑳 𝑬𝑹𝑹𝑶𝑹 .
[ luckily, she doesn't seem to mind . ]
no, it is certainly mine .
this aperture science ── what is its focus .ᐣ
no, it is certainly mine .
this aperture science ── what is its focus .ᐣ
Golgozha, hm?
[Pardon her dialect.]
Zhe pleasure is all mine!
[Pardon her dialect.]
Zhe pleasure is all mine!
[ she gently grips the metal hand with one of her many tentacIes, shaking it . ]
you may call me golgotha . i'm a member of the pantheon ── an intergalactic syndicate . a pleasure to meet you .
you may call me golgotha . i'm a member of the pantheon ── an intergalactic syndicate . a pleasure to meet you .
July 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
[ luckily, she doesn't seem to mind . ]
no, it is certainly mine .
this aperture science ── what is its focus .ᐣ
no, it is certainly mine .
this aperture science ── what is its focus .ᐣ
[ she gently grips the metal hand with one of her many tentacIes, shaking it . ]
you may call me golgotha . i'm a member of the pantheon ── an intergalactic syndicate . a pleasure to meet you .
you may call me golgotha . i'm a member of the pantheon ── an intergalactic syndicate . a pleasure to meet you .
As do I!
[She outstretches a metal hand.]
My name is Alma. Head of Rezearch und Development at Aperture Science!
[She outstretches a metal hand.]
My name is Alma. Head of Rezearch und Development at Aperture Science!
ah .ᐣ how excellent .ᐟ i do enjoy meeting a genius of similar passions . ✨️
July 24, 2025 at 5:13 AM
[ she gently grips the metal hand with one of her many tentacIes, shaking it . ]
you may call me golgotha . i'm a member of the pantheon ── an intergalactic syndicate . a pleasure to meet you .
you may call me golgotha . i'm a member of the pantheon ── an intergalactic syndicate . a pleasure to meet you .
ah .ᐣ how excellent .ᐟ i do enjoy meeting a genius of similar passions . ✨️
[Alma’s eye lights up!]
Vhat a vell-rounded lizt! I, too, enjoy zimilar sciences!
Vhat a vell-rounded lizt! I, too, enjoy zimilar sciences!
why, many ── i have to be well rounded, as the pantheon's only scientist .ᐟ
[ under her breath, she whispers : ' and genius ' . ]
... to give a few examples, i do enjoy chemistry, neurobiology, and computer science .
[ under her breath, she whispers : ' and genius ' . ]
... to give a few examples, i do enjoy chemistry, neurobiology, and computer science .
July 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
ah .ᐣ how excellent .ᐟ i do enjoy meeting a genius of similar passions . ✨️
why, many ── i have to be well rounded, as the pantheon's only scientist .ᐟ
[ under her breath, she whispers : ' and genius ' . ]
... to give a few examples, i do enjoy chemistry, neurobiology, and computer science .
[ under her breath, she whispers : ' and genius ' . ]
... to give a few examples, i do enjoy chemistry, neurobiology, and computer science .
Oh, is zhat correct?
Vhat fields of science do you dabble in?
Vhat fields of science do you dabble in?
i'm afraid i'll have to decline, dear .
i'm not much of a test subject myself ── i, too, prefer to play the role of the experimenter . ✨️
i'm not much of a test subject myself ── i, too, prefer to play the role of the experimenter . ✨️
July 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
why, many ── i have to be well rounded, as the pantheon's only scientist .ᐟ
[ under her breath, she whispers : ' and genius ' . ]
... to give a few examples, i do enjoy chemistry, neurobiology, and computer science .
[ under her breath, she whispers : ' and genius ' . ]
... to give a few examples, i do enjoy chemistry, neurobiology, and computer science .