─╌ 𝕯𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐎.
@sinisterdragonlord.bsky.social
𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐄
𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐔𝐒 𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐘, 𝑯𝑶𝑩 .ᐣ
𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐒 𝙁𝘼𝙄𝙇 .ᐣ
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
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aka or manmoth had better show those stupid turtles . i don't want hob to continue being the leader, nor do i want that krang guy to take over . 💢
oh, i understand . i do ── especially after the argument you two had before you took off ... 💧
[ she coughs weakly after finishing her sentence, taking a sip of her ... whatever she has there . it looks like tea to the naked eye, but it is DEFINITELY not actually tea . 💀 . ]
[ she coughs weakly after finishing her sentence, taking a sip of her ... whatever she has there . it looks like tea to the naked eye, but it is DEFINITELY not actually tea . 💀 . ]
that's true, but i STILL don't like it . it's EMBARRASSING . for me, really . i almost didn't wanna show my face back at the lair, because i knew A PARTICULAR CAT would rub the salt in the wound . 💢
September 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
aka or manmoth had better show those stupid turtles . i don't want hob to continue being the leader, nor do i want that krang guy to take over . 💢
that's true, but i STILL don't like it . it's EMBARRASSING . for me, really . i almost didn't wanna show my face back at the lair, because i knew A PARTICULAR CAT would rub the salt in the wound . 💢
don't feel too horrible about it .
after all, you ── and i ── could be Iocked up like the rat queen is .
after all, you ── and i ── could be Iocked up like the rat queen is .
why did i have to go and be the first one to be defeated by those stupid turtles .ᐣ what was i THINKING .ᐣ.ᐟ
[ a pout . ]
[ a pout . ]
September 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
that's true, but i STILL don't like it . it's EMBARRASSING . for me, really . i almost didn't wanna show my face back at the lair, because i knew A PARTICULAR CAT would rub the salt in the wound . 💢
Reposted by ─╌ 𝕯𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐎.
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍
𝐀 𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑪𝑨𝑳 𝑬𝑹𝑹𝑶𝑹 .
ᅠ𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍
𝐀 𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑪𝑨𝑳 𝑬𝑹𝑹𝑶𝑹 .
July 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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ᅠ𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍
𝐀 𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑪𝑨𝑳 𝑬𝑹𝑹𝑶𝑹 .
ᅠ𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗥𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍
𝐀 𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑪𝑨𝑳 𝑬𝑹𝑹𝑶𝑹 .
good . 👺
.. I will keep this between us, you have my word.
[ 💀. ]
[ 💀. ]
don't tell him i'm the one who told you that . he's already mad at me for an argument we had earlier today . 👺
July 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
good . 👺
don't tell him i'm the one who told you that . he's already mad at me for an argument we had earlier today . 👺
…
[ Evelyn pinches the edge of her nose as she SIGHS heavily 😭]
[ Evelyn pinches the edge of her nose as she SIGHS heavily 😭]
oho, sweet innocent lady ──
take it from someone who knows hob like the back of his hand ── he's just tryin' to get your guard down by ' accepting ' your apology .
take it from someone who knows hob like the back of his hand ── he's just tryin' to get your guard down by ' accepting ' your apology .
July 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
don't tell him i'm the one who told you that . he's already mad at me for an argument we had earlier today . 👺
oho, sweet innocent lady ──
take it from someone who knows hob like the back of his hand ── he's just tryin' to get your guard down by ' accepting ' your apology .
take it from someone who knows hob like the back of his hand ── he's just tryin' to get your guard down by ' accepting ' your apology .
I do not think that is the case, I apologized deeply and he seemed to accept it. 💧
big mistake . i'm sure hob's got several plans for your HORRIFIC demise by now .
[ he laughs ...... .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]
yeah, i know . ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️
[ he laughs ...... .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]
yeah, i know . ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️
July 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
oho, sweet innocent lady ──
take it from someone who knows hob like the back of his hand ── he's just tryin' to get your guard down by ' accepting ' your apology .
take it from someone who knows hob like the back of his hand ── he's just tryin' to get your guard down by ' accepting ' your apology .
“ my coworkers, obviously . ” 💢
he huffs .
“ they have no appreciation for my amazing interior design skills . ” 😒
he huffs .
“ they have no appreciation for my amazing interior design skills . ” 😒
“I do not know who those people are, but… I see.
How lovely.” 💧
How lovely.” 💧
“ yeah, it is . the other members of the pantheon don't get it either ──
... well, manmoth kind of does . but OH, the comments the rat queen and golgotha make about it .ᐟ ” 💢
... well, manmoth kind of does . but OH, the comments the rat queen and golgotha make about it .ᐟ ” 💢
July 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
“ my coworkers, obviously . ” 💢
he huffs .
“ they have no appreciation for my amazing interior design skills . ” 😒
he huffs .
“ they have no appreciation for my amazing interior design skills . ” 😒
big mistake . i'm sure hob's got several plans for your HORRIFIC demise by now .
[ he laughs ...... .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]
yeah, i know . ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️
[ he laughs ...... .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]
yeah, i know . ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️
So I have been told. I accidentally meowed at him when we met.
[ She giggles 😭. ]
.. Well, that is a likely thing for a villain to feel, respectfully. 💧
[ She giggles 😭. ]
.. Well, that is a likely thing for a villain to feel, respectfully. 💧
he hates it when people go meow meow . 👺
[ 💀 . ]
ugh, boo . i hate people who help others . 👹
[ 💀 . ]
ugh, boo . i hate people who help others . 👹
July 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
big mistake . i'm sure hob's got several plans for your HORRIFIC demise by now .
[ he laughs ...... .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]
yeah, i know . ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️
[ he laughs ...... .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]
yeah, i know . ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️
“ yeah, it is . the other members of the pantheon don't get it either ──
... well, manmoth kind of does . but OH, the comments the rat queen and golgotha make about it .ᐟ ” 💢
... well, manmoth kind of does . but OH, the comments the rat queen and golgotha make about it .ᐟ ” 💢
Arthur.. side-eyes Drako.
“I am glad to have encountered someone who enjoys such decorations. It is rather.. refreshing.”
“I am glad to have encountered someone who enjoys such decorations. It is rather.. refreshing.”
he looks so proud of himself . 💀
“ they really are . ” 👺
“ they really are . ” 👺
July 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
“ yeah, it is . the other members of the pantheon don't get it either ──
... well, manmoth kind of does . but OH, the comments the rat queen and golgotha make about it .ᐟ ” 💢
... well, manmoth kind of does . but OH, the comments the rat queen and golgotha make about it .ᐟ ” 💢
he looks so proud of himself . 💀
“ they really are . ” 👺
“ they really are . ” 👺
“… Okay.”
He blinks. 💀
“I do not understand their mannerisms. They are weird.”
He blinks. 💀
“I do not understand their mannerisms. They are weird.”
“ yeah, consider it . i'm so smart . ”
he's not . 💀
“ mhm, earthlings are weird like that . it's always them . ” 👺
he's not . 💀
“ mhm, earthlings are weird like that . it's always them . ” 👺
July 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
he looks so proud of himself . 💀
“ they really are . ” 👺
“ they really are . ” 👺
“ yeah, consider it . i'm so smart . ”
he's not . 💀
“ mhm, earthlings are weird like that . it's always them . ” 👺
he's not . 💀
“ mhm, earthlings are weird like that . it's always them . ” 👺
“… Perhaps I will consider this method in the future.”
He places his hand on his chin.
“They are very appealing and make fine decor, but most… people not from my home find them disgusting.
For some reason.”
💀
He places his hand on his chin.
“They are very appealing and make fine decor, but most… people not from my home find them disgusting.
For some reason.”
💀
“ yes . it freezes matter for a LONG time ── almost infinitely ── if used right .
hm . i prefer to leave my decorations intact, but i can see how it would be appealing . ”
hm . i prefer to leave my decorations intact, but i can see how it would be appealing . ”
July 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
“ yeah, consider it . i'm so smart . ”
he's not . 💀
“ mhm, earthlings are weird like that . it's always them . ” 👺
he's not . 💀
“ mhm, earthlings are weird like that . it's always them . ” 👺
“ yes . it freezes matter for a LONG time ── almost infinitely ── if used right .
hm . i prefer to leave my decorations intact, but i can see how it would be appealing . ”
hm . i prefer to leave my decorations intact, but i can see how it would be appealing . ”
“Oh?”
Arthur is intrigued. Silly Mezillian 💀
“We enjoy harvesting the bones as one would with a deceased animal and carefully arrange the bones to display them.”
Arthur is intrigued. Silly Mezillian 💀
“We enjoy harvesting the bones as one would with a deceased animal and carefully arrange the bones to display them.”
“ ... no, i freeze them with biomechanicaI carbon and decorate my office with their BODlES . ” 👺
💀 ... .ᐣ
💀 ... .ᐣ
July 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
“ yes . it freezes matter for a LONG time ── almost infinitely ── if used right .
hm . i prefer to leave my decorations intact, but i can see how it would be appealing . ”
hm . i prefer to leave my decorations intact, but i can see how it would be appealing . ”
“ ... no, i freeze them with biomechanicaI carbon and decorate my office with their BODlES . ” 👺
💀 ... .ᐣ
💀 ... .ᐣ
“… Forget it, you are oblivious to his name.”
Arthur tilts his head to the side.
“Do you eat people?”
💀 ??
Arthur tilts his head to the side.
“Do you eat people?”
💀 ??
“ lord who .ᐣ ”
the dragon squints in return .
“ there's only one lord, me . ”
the dragon squints in return .
“ there's only one lord, me . ”
July 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
“ ... no, i freeze them with biomechanicaI carbon and decorate my office with their BODlES . ” 👺
💀 ... .ᐣ
💀 ... .ᐣ
“ lord who .ᐣ ”
the dragon squints in return .
“ there's only one lord, me . ”
the dragon squints in return .
“ there's only one lord, me . ”
July 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
“ lord who .ᐣ ”
the dragon squints in return .
“ there's only one lord, me . ”
the dragon squints in return .
“ there's only one lord, me . ”
I'M TELLING HOB 👺
July 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I'M TELLING HOB 👺
WHAT THE FUCK
July 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
WHAT THE FUCK
he hates it when people go meow meow . 👺
[ 💀 . ]
ugh, boo . i hate people who help others . 👹
[ 💀 . ]
ugh, boo . i hate people who help others . 👹
[ Evelyn flinches 💀]
Yes, I have met Hob before. Meow meow.
[ 😭. ]
Perhaps that is because I am a rather busy woman. I have several occupations and jobs including many who rely on me…. now more than ever that the war is over. 💧
[ She grimaces. ]
Either I am busy with work, or I am passed—
{+}
Yes, I have met Hob before. Meow meow.
[ 😭. ]
Perhaps that is because I am a rather busy woman. I have several occupations and jobs including many who rely on me…. now more than ever that the war is over. 💧
[ She grimaces. ]
Either I am busy with work, or I am passed—
{+}
[ HE LETS OUT ANOTHER LOUD ASS LAUGH . 💀 ]
... live with them .ᐣ crazy how i haven't seen you until now . hob established a partnership between us and them, you know . we exchange lots of information, do work for each other, build machines for each other . y'know, usual villain partnership stuff .
... live with them .ᐣ crazy how i haven't seen you until now . hob established a partnership between us and them, you know . we exchange lots of information, do work for each other, build machines for each other . y'know, usual villain partnership stuff .
July 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
he hates it when people go meow meow . 👺
[ 💀 . ]
ugh, boo . i hate people who help others . 👹
[ 💀 . ]
ugh, boo . i hate people who help others . 👹
[ HE LETS OUT ANOTHER LOUD ASS LAUGH . 💀 ]
... live with them .ᐣ crazy how i haven't seen you until now . hob established a partnership between us and them, you know . we exchange lots of information, do work for each other, build machines for each other . y'know, usual villain partnership stuff .
... live with them .ᐣ crazy how i haven't seen you until now . hob established a partnership between us and them, you know . we exchange lots of information, do work for each other, build machines for each other . y'know, usual villain partnership stuff .
Oh.. my. That is quite a lot. 😦
[ Evelyn’s eye twitches. ]
Oh… when I get my hands on the two of them .. ! 😾 💢
[ She pinches the bridge of her nose. ]
Yes, that is correct… and yes, I do know them. I happen to live with them 👺
[ She mutters to herself angrily in Mezillian ]
[ Evelyn’s eye twitches. ]
Oh… when I get my hands on the two of them .. ! 😾 💢
[ She pinches the bridge of her nose. ]
Yes, that is correct… and yes, I do know them. I happen to live with them 👺
[ She mutters to herself angrily in Mezillian ]
i've fought in A THOUSAND . i started nine hundred ninety nine of those . 👺
[ 💀 ... ]
everything is known to the pantheon, i'm afraid . mezillia, right .ᐣ we've got a couple allies who gave us information about it . a warlord brain and a man in metal, maybe you know them . 👺
[ of course . 😭 . ]
[ 💀 ... ]
everything is known to the pantheon, i'm afraid . mezillia, right .ᐣ we've got a couple allies who gave us information about it . a warlord brain and a man in metal, maybe you know them . 👺
[ of course . 😭 . ]
July 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
[ HE LETS OUT ANOTHER LOUD ASS LAUGH . 💀 ]
... live with them .ᐣ crazy how i haven't seen you until now . hob established a partnership between us and them, you know . we exchange lots of information, do work for each other, build machines for each other . y'know, usual villain partnership stuff .
... live with them .ᐣ crazy how i haven't seen you until now . hob established a partnership between us and them, you know . we exchange lots of information, do work for each other, build machines for each other . y'know, usual villain partnership stuff .
GARAHAHAHAHAHHAHA 👺👺👺 try and CATCH ME 👺
[ HER TENTACLES GO FLYING IN ANGER . 💀 ]
HOW DARE YOU USE MY NAME AGAINST ME . YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO RUN . 👺
HOW DARE YOU USE MY NAME AGAINST ME . YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO RUN . 👺
GOLGOoooOoTHAAaaaaAAAA 👺 or should i say [ REDACTED ] [ REDACTED ] [ REDACTED ]
July 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
GARAHAHAHAHAHHAHA 👺👺👺 try and CATCH ME 👺