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sinisterbulb.bsky.social
PrematureXmasBulb
@sinisterbulb.bsky.social
Northerner. Husband. Dad. Pillock.

Not a real lightbulb. Or a turnip. Not that sinister. But I do stay largely anonymous on here to keep it separate from real life. Ally to anyone who would like it. Significant irritant of @ElisabethHobbes.co.uk.
A wise thread…
A theory about vibes:

Human beings are deeply social creatures. Our need for a legible social order is rooted almost as deeply in our brainstem as our need for basic physical security. We need -- not want, need -- to understand who's in charge, who are allies, who are enemies, *how things work*.
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Any fellow ‘children of the 80s’ - heads up…
In the UK? This is a total steal.
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I feel seen. 😬
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
#SundayPixOffTheBeatenTrack reminded me of this holiday we spent in the Aveyron region of France for the simple reason that we’d left it very late to book campsites on the coast. Apparently not many people go there. They should. Its lovely.
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I’m not usually off the beaten track, being a ‘Stay on the path, you fool!’ kind of guy. But no idea where I was here #SundayPixOffTheBeatenTrack
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Proud Dad moment. Child number 1 has done his first solo flight. Big milestone and scary stuff :-). This is him and his lovely instructor doing the customary certificate ceremony.
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
What a day. Down to Wolverhampton, Shrewsbury and then Liverpool to play a gig and now home. Exhausted…
November 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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UK’s problem is that we don’t have enough disposable income, which you can fix by things getting cheaper or by people earning more money, and also either one of those things makes the other easier.
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Hands off cocks, Jackson! #totp
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This is a bit silly now… #totp
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This was so influenced by Prince… #totp
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The excellentest thighs #totp
November 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Who is this for? Very odd #totp
November 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This is just ‘Cats’ #totp
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
WHY does Marc Almond always sing ever so slightly sharp? #totp
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Chrissie Hynde can do no wrong for me. Well mainly. But that track sucks. #totp
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
S&P are terrifying in this video. They’d mess you up #totp
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Noone has ever used the phrase ‘non-open door’ #totp
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Even by Showaddywaddy standards this is execrable. Bring back Darts. #totp
November 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This is kind of like a cockney Sparks. But shit #totp
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Annie Lennox’s haircuts got a LOT better, didn’t they? #totp
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Bless George Michael for making this song and video after everything that happened. Taking the piss, owning the narrative, making sure none of it could hurt him. We didn't appreciate this man enough at the time. #totp
November 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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New Viz annual title revealed #totp
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This has no actual lyrics does it? ‘Llmmnurmurlllmmrrrnnnnrrr’ #totp
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM