Sigmoid Freud
singlesyringe.bsky.social
Sigmoid Freud
@singlesyringe.bsky.social
Grouchy ICU PharmD yelling at Cerner. Came for the FOAMed, stayed for the cyberbyllying. Glasgow Crab Scale pioneer. Feminist #heforshe He/him/🏳️‍🌈
I diagnose you with dead (imminently)
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I want it to transcribe things so I can go back and tell people exactly what they said. I do not want the machine to pretend to have thoughts about anything
November 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Their baseline where 80% of ICU patients get a-lines seems crazy as well
October 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
may it happen on live TV 🙏
October 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
we love continuity of care
October 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I thought it stood for exsanguinated?
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 AM
more like glomerulonephrotities ayyy
August 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Goofy AND juicy in this economy?
August 1, 2025 at 11:59 AM
July 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"MD aware" (liked post, now accepts all liability for any complications for this patient in perpetuity)
July 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
@caulimovirus.bsky.social K 4.9, hemolyzed, please advise
Please
Pls
Help
July 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
It's giving pickaxe
July 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
But also I am begging you guys to chill with the cineprint
July 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Incredibly sick
July 25, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Reposted by Sigmoid Freud
3/ On reasonable suspicion in practice:

"Defendants [the Government] do not explain why fleeing upon seeing unidentified masked men with guns exiting from tinted cars without license plates raises suspicion."
July 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM