⛧𝖘𝖎𝖓⛧
@sinbiotic.bsky.social
༎ຶ‿༎ຶ 𝖎 𝖇𝖊 𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖘𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘 ✗×͜×
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ ——— (҂ ꒦ິヮ꒦ິ)✞︎ ———- ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
︶꒷꒦︶ ✘ 𝖘𝖔 𝖈𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖊𝖞𝖊𝖘 ✘ ︶꒷꒦︶
—— ㅤ⃝⃤ㅤ ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ㅤ⃝⃤ㅤ ——
օօօօ 𝖇𝖎𝖕𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖗. 𝖘𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖞 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖜𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 օօօօ
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ ——— (҂ ꒦ິヮ꒦ິ)✞︎ ———- ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
︶꒷꒦︶ ✘ 𝖘𝖔 𝖈𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖊𝖞𝖊𝖘 ✘ ︶꒷꒦︶
—— ㅤ⃝⃤ㅤ ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ㅤ⃝⃤ㅤ ——
օօօօ 𝖇𝖎𝖕𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖗. 𝖘𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖞 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖜𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 օօօօ
thanks for the input but I ain’t taking advice from someone who looks like they got holes in their socks
October 16, 2024 at 4:20 PM
thanks for the input but I ain’t taking advice from someone who looks like they got holes in their socks
if you really like that girl, give her a nifty little rock or pebble and say you thought of her when you found it. she will 100% fall in love with you.
October 16, 2024 at 4:17 PM
if you really like that girl, give her a nifty little rock or pebble and say you thought of her when you found it. she will 100% fall in love with you.
Mornin’ Bluesky🌅
(Hopefully a good morning😉)
(Hopefully a good morning😉)
October 16, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Mornin’ Bluesky🌅
(Hopefully a good morning😉)
(Hopefully a good morning😉)
Just saw that my local convenience store has an ad that says “our food has SERIOUS rizz!” and without hesitation I put my gun in my mouth and cried. Guy parked next to me was horrified but idec anymore
October 15, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Just saw that my local convenience store has an ad that says “our food has SERIOUS rizz!” and without hesitation I put my gun in my mouth and cried. Guy parked next to me was horrified but idec anymore
it’s not really the fact that you’re living in my crawl space, but more so just that I’d appreciate you helping out around the house. I’m flattered and all that but bills gotta get paid yk?
October 15, 2024 at 12:35 PM
it’s not really the fact that you’re living in my crawl space, but more so just that I’d appreciate you helping out around the house. I’m flattered and all that but bills gotta get paid yk?
can’t believe some people are out here smoking weed to self medicate like what is this? High school??? Take 7 or 8 benzo’s, an adderall XR 30mg, and 4 shots of whiskey and slog through the pits of despair like an adult!!
October 15, 2024 at 12:27 PM
can’t believe some people are out here smoking weed to self medicate like what is this? High school??? Take 7 or 8 benzo’s, an adderall XR 30mg, and 4 shots of whiskey and slog through the pits of despair like an adult!!
yea so sorry I’m gonna have to cancel on tonight’s plans I just realized I don’t wanna do fucking any of that with any of you :/ you guys have fun tho!
October 15, 2024 at 12:21 PM
yea so sorry I’m gonna have to cancel on tonight’s plans I just realized I don’t wanna do fucking any of that with any of you :/ you guys have fun tho!
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That groan you make when standing up is actually your soul trying to escape its old, diseased riddled body.
October 15, 2024 at 12:05 PM
That groan you make when standing up is actually your soul trying to escape its old, diseased riddled body.
life hack:
(While wearing socks)
step in a puddle of water from your stupid fucking cat that thinks his water bowl is a damn swimming pool for some reason even though he KNOWS you fill it up with the good water from the purifier and not just the faucet water
now you have wet socks. Follow for more.
(While wearing socks)
step in a puddle of water from your stupid fucking cat that thinks his water bowl is a damn swimming pool for some reason even though he KNOWS you fill it up with the good water from the purifier and not just the faucet water
now you have wet socks. Follow for more.
October 15, 2024 at 3:14 AM
life hack:
(While wearing socks)
step in a puddle of water from your stupid fucking cat that thinks his water bowl is a damn swimming pool for some reason even though he KNOWS you fill it up with the good water from the purifier and not just the faucet water
now you have wet socks. Follow for more.
(While wearing socks)
step in a puddle of water from your stupid fucking cat that thinks his water bowl is a damn swimming pool for some reason even though he KNOWS you fill it up with the good water from the purifier and not just the faucet water
now you have wet socks. Follow for more.
call me a “Worryin’ Walter” all you want but I just don’t think we should be putting people inside of a tank with sharks in it just because they invent stuff let alone televise it :/
October 15, 2024 at 3:07 AM
call me a “Worryin’ Walter” all you want but I just don’t think we should be putting people inside of a tank with sharks in it just because they invent stuff let alone televise it :/
One time in high school I was so scared to buy condoms cuz I thought people would judge me so I bought a whole TV just to try and distract everyone from the condoms. Ended up going raw anyway but the TV was pretty cool
October 15, 2024 at 2:45 AM
One time in high school I was so scared to buy condoms cuz I thought people would judge me so I bought a whole TV just to try and distract everyone from the condoms. Ended up going raw anyway but the TV was pretty cool
got into a pissing competition with a guy and pushed so hard my bladder fell out of my dick. What a mess.
October 15, 2024 at 2:38 AM
got into a pissing competition with a guy and pushed so hard my bladder fell out of my dick. What a mess.
Kinda sad rn… i should smoke some weed so i can be scared on top of it
October 15, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Kinda sad rn… i should smoke some weed so i can be scared on top of it
Threads saw it first but you guys deserve it more so here ya go
October 14, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Threads saw it first but you guys deserve it more so here ya go
Forgot my keys in my toolbox after walking 5 minutes to my car on break and had to walk all the way back and then back again to my car to take 2 puffs of a smoke before having to go back to work cuz my 15 minute break is up. I’m going to murder myself with a hammer.
October 14, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Forgot my keys in my toolbox after walking 5 minutes to my car on break and had to walk all the way back and then back again to my car to take 2 puffs of a smoke before having to go back to work cuz my 15 minute break is up. I’m going to murder myself with a hammer.
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Good morning my cute lil whores and baddies
Get this mother fucking bread
(This is how I used to talk on threads before it became christian)
Get this mother fucking bread
(This is how I used to talk on threads before it became christian)
October 14, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Good morning my cute lil whores and baddies
Get this mother fucking bread
(This is how I used to talk on threads before it became christian)
Get this mother fucking bread
(This is how I used to talk on threads before it became christian)
The ole cigarette and redbull breakfast never steered me wrong why would I change it?
October 14, 2024 at 2:12 PM
The ole cigarette and redbull breakfast never steered me wrong why would I change it?
Update: I was sexually assaulted by a woman
due to the harsh economy, I will be getting violently high at the #Opeth concert tonight
October 12, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Update: I was sexually assaulted by a woman
what’s the deal with all these jagoffs these days?? friggin jagoffs everywhere these days. Gosh damn jagoffs are getting out of hand!
October 11, 2024 at 4:24 PM
what’s the deal with all these jagoffs these days?? friggin jagoffs everywhere these days. Gosh damn jagoffs are getting out of hand!
like the great Fred Durst once said, “I did it all for the nookie”
October 11, 2024 at 4:19 PM
like the great Fred Durst once said, “I did it all for the nookie”
getting myself in a halloween mood by jerking off and taking benzos in a Spirit Halloween👻🎃
October 11, 2024 at 4:17 PM
getting myself in a halloween mood by jerking off and taking benzos in a Spirit Halloween👻🎃
doing what elon musk does and having other people invent things so I can pretend like I did it :)
October 11, 2024 at 4:03 PM
doing what elon musk does and having other people invent things so I can pretend like I did it :)