Miley’s ad libs are so funny! Like yes call out these A listers! #snl50

Social media has me in such a bubble that I didn’t realize conservatism is what’s ✨IN✨ and popular until the last couple of months

Bruh not Canada

Oh my god I just remembered Onyx Storm is out today! Idk if I want to go the physical copy or audiobook route

I vote we cancel the inauguration and instead livestream a Trump v Biden golf match so we can finally see who is better at golf

I started reading 1984 in 2017. It is my goal to make 2025 the year I actually finish!!!

Hey did you know ☝🏼

that leaving your favorite creator or artist a 5-star review, sharing their work, writing kind comments, and/or telling them to their face is an ✨absolutely free✨ way to help them start the New Year off right!

i'm writing a thing set in 2014 and slowly having the horrifying realization that life in 2014 we had everything we had now, it just all, like, kinda functioned sorta

like the character is living the exact same life she'd be living in 2024, but things cost less and the websites work

It’s insane that we’ve been talking about raising the minimum wage to $15/hour for so long that even $15/hour wouldn’t be enough to live anymore. And yet it’s still being challenged??

The comeback of dairy milk makes me so uneasy

honestly dying to know what I wrote in here in January

Immediately following the election my girlfriend and I had a conversation about whether we should skip getting engaged and just get married before January. Ultimately we decided we don’t want to let Trump and panic take away something we are both really excited about. So we are waiting!!

20 min before this was taken I was in my bed. God I love New York #CharliXCX

I’m not sure if I want to pick a niche on here or just shitpost like I used to on OG Twitter. Kind of leaning toward the latter tbh

Deleted my Twitter in 2022, let’s see if I remember how to do this! Let’s start with a cat pic ◡̈ Nala