SimpleToast!
@simpletoast.bsky.social
Oh the poor, cruel, ironic, sick, twisted, piercing, call-you-up-and-never-dial-back-again slap at the hands of fate!- Topin
Yall they arguing at my workplace I wanna eavesdrop but it’s too loud outside
June 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Yall they arguing at my workplace I wanna eavesdrop but it’s too loud outside
Currently in the ice room where I work.
It is my new home and I will fight the boss to stay
It is my new home and I will fight the boss to stay
May 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Currently in the ice room where I work.
It is my new home and I will fight the boss to stay
It is my new home and I will fight the boss to stay
I had a conversation with some older folks at a card shop and it eventually took a turn to early internet and started referencing photos in vague terms. It was like gathering by the camp fire and listening to the story of the elders.
April 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I had a conversation with some older folks at a card shop and it eventually took a turn to early internet and started referencing photos in vague terms. It was like gathering by the camp fire and listening to the story of the elders.
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We're gonna run a contest here on Bluesky!
Giving away a signed copy of the 7" with Car Seat Headrest's & The Beth's covers of Death Cab For Cutie songs to 4 lucky winners.
Rules for entry:
Must be following this account.
Must like & repost.
Winners will be announced May 1st.
Giving away a signed copy of the 7" with Car Seat Headrest's & The Beth's covers of Death Cab For Cutie songs to 4 lucky winners.
Rules for entry:
Must be following this account.
Must like & repost.
Winners will be announced May 1st.
March 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
We're gonna run a contest here on Bluesky!
Giving away a signed copy of the 7" with Car Seat Headrest's & The Beth's covers of Death Cab For Cutie songs to 4 lucky winners.
Rules for entry:
Must be following this account.
Must like & repost.
Winners will be announced May 1st.
Giving away a signed copy of the 7" with Car Seat Headrest's & The Beth's covers of Death Cab For Cutie songs to 4 lucky winners.
Rules for entry:
Must be following this account.
Must like & repost.
Winners will be announced May 1st.
It’s truly crazy how my ego rises when I win in league and how quick it falls when I miss a cannon
February 16, 2025 at 6:55 AM
It’s truly crazy how my ego rises when I win in league and how quick it falls when I miss a cannon
No one thinks I’m funnier than me with that being said my partner and friends keep one upping me so I either get funny (impossible) or steal their funny
February 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
No one thinks I’m funnier than me with that being said my partner and friends keep one upping me so I either get funny (impossible) or steal their funny
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$80,000 for @translifeline.bsky.social in less than 7 hours!
And we are just getting started! This is just day 1....this hasn't even BEEN a day yet! It's been less than 7 hours! 💜
When we Gather together, we really do make Magic.
And we are just getting started! This is just day 1....this hasn't even BEEN a day yet! It's been less than 7 hours! 💜
When we Gather together, we really do make Magic.
February 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
$80,000 for @translifeline.bsky.social in less than 7 hours!
And we are just getting started! This is just day 1....this hasn't even BEEN a day yet! It's been less than 7 hours! 💜
When we Gather together, we really do make Magic.
And we are just getting started! This is just day 1....this hasn't even BEEN a day yet! It's been less than 7 hours! 💜
When we Gather together, we really do make Magic.
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I'm giving away EVERY Masters set EVER! It's Masters Masters!
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Masters from the entire history of Masters sets as a thank you!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to
@translifeline.bsky.social until Feb 15 at 11am PST!
Donate---> give.translifeline.org/tolarian
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Masters from the entire history of Masters sets as a thank you!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to
@translifeline.bsky.social until Feb 15 at 11am PST!
Donate---> give.translifeline.org/tolarian
February 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I'm giving away EVERY Masters set EVER! It's Masters Masters!
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Masters from the entire history of Masters sets as a thank you!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to
@translifeline.bsky.social until Feb 15 at 11am PST!
Donate---> give.translifeline.org/tolarian
I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Masters from the entire history of Masters sets as a thank you!
Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to
@translifeline.bsky.social until Feb 15 at 11am PST!
Donate---> give.translifeline.org/tolarian
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I think I was happier before I knew Tim Walz existed. I just don't think I can handle the psychic damage of knowing there is a Democrat out there like him telling other Democrats exactly what they should be doing and getting ignored every time. I was happier thinking the entire party was clueless.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
January 31, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I think I was happier before I knew Tim Walz existed. I just don't think I can handle the psychic damage of knowing there is a Democrat out there like him telling other Democrats exactly what they should be doing and getting ignored every time. I was happier thinking the entire party was clueless.
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One of us is in need after a terrible loss. Please, please help if you can.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-chris...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-chris...
Donate to Help Chris's Family with Memorial Expenses, organized by Chris Lemise
After a long, hard battle with ovarian cancer, my mom finally found peace Tues… Chris Lemise needs your support for Help Chris's Family with Memorial Expenses
www.gofundme.com
January 31, 2025 at 6:36 PM
One of us is in need after a terrible loss. Please, please help if you can.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-chris...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-chris...
My ego will never get higher than beating a cocky player in league
January 30, 2025 at 5:36 AM
My ego will never get higher than beating a cocky player in league
When I wake up
I recognize my momma looking at me
As an alarm
I slept in and now I’m getting beat
I recognize my momma looking at me
As an alarm
I slept in and now I’m getting beat
January 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
When I wake up
I recognize my momma looking at me
As an alarm
I slept in and now I’m getting beat
I recognize my momma looking at me
As an alarm
I slept in and now I’m getting beat
Due to weather reasons beyond my control I shall give up to the blender gods and keep learning that program
January 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Due to weather reasons beyond my control I shall give up to the blender gods and keep learning that program
Longhorn spicy chicken bites have saved me today
January 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Longhorn spicy chicken bites have saved me today
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Reposting this for no reason at all 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 🫶 💙💗🤍💗💙
January 20, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Reposting this for no reason at all 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 🫶 💙💗🤍💗💙
There are three things that are perpetual in the part of the south I’m from.
Racism
Fields
Bullshit weather
Racism
Fields
Bullshit weather
December 20, 2024 at 3:03 PM
There are three things that are perpetual in the part of the south I’m from.
Racism
Fields
Bullshit weather
Racism
Fields
Bullshit weather
With exams over I shall now go into my bi annual gender crisis unabated.
Great success.
Great success.
December 11, 2024 at 3:36 PM
With exams over I shall now go into my bi annual gender crisis unabated.
Great success.
Great success.
I love my best friend but if he comments “this says something about society” after anything that happens I will knock his block off
December 2, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I love my best friend but if he comments “this says something about society” after anything that happens I will knock his block off
I watched One Piece during the pandemic and caught up in 4 month and with the advent of the 6 month break I will start my yearly rewatch.
I am so normal about this show.
I am so normal about this show.
monkey d luffy from one piece is wearing a red hoodie with ve on the sleeve
ALT: monkey d luffy from one piece is wearing a red hoodie with ve on the sleeve
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November 21, 2024 at 3:59 PM
I watched One Piece during the pandemic and caught up in 4 month and with the advent of the 6 month break I will start my yearly rewatch.
I am so normal about this show.
I am so normal about this show.
If I see another “respond to 2 classmates” assignment I’m gonna find a way to blow myself up with my mind
November 21, 2024 at 5:02 AM
If I see another “respond to 2 classmates” assignment I’m gonna find a way to blow myself up with my mind
I always wanted to try and post stuff on social media and figured this would be a nice place to start that so hopefully yall don’t mind senseless and contextless statements/rants
November 21, 2024 at 5:02 AM
I always wanted to try and post stuff on social media and figured this would be a nice place to start that so hopefully yall don’t mind senseless and contextless statements/rants