The Executives at a media production company =/= the creators of said media.
People please understand, the Executive Board (depicted below) would fund The Orphan-Crushing Machine if it increased quarterly profits by even a sliver.

reposting this from a tumblr person because frankly, factual.

Fair.

Be me driving home from work in the pouring rain.
See a red crate someone just ditched in the middle of the road.
Also be me: Swerve, hit hazard lights, park, proceed to scuttle out of car grabbing crate while screeching like some feral man-beast hybrid.

Crate acquire.

Loris my spirit animal.
If only I could be as broad-shouldered in comparison.