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Alex
@simpkinsiris.bsky.social
way out of sync from the beginnin’.
Italy. Bi. She/her
I am mentally exhausted already and the year has just started
January 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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happy new year!!
December 31, 2024 at 7:15 PM
It’s my birthday, yay
a panda bear is sitting on a branch in the rain
ALT: a panda bear is sitting on a branch in the rain
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December 31, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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Ed and Stede discovering retail and customer service destroys your joy of life, very holiday appropriate
December 29, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Coworkers AND roommates? I can’t believe David Jenkins is writing about Dan and Phil
December 29, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Bruh I just remembered last night i dreamt that I was back in school and suddenly Alex Vause from OITNB was there and we started flirting? What
December 29, 2024 at 9:40 AM
I need Ed and Stede to call each other babe again… David Jenkins if you’re reading this…
December 28, 2024 at 4:15 PM
GENTLEBEARD IS PIRATE LORE #confirmed
For Stede’s part, he’d just as soon leave that life behind. He’d quit just as he was making a name for himself, which had been his lifelong dream. Better alive as Ed and Stede than dead as “Gentlebeard” as the couple were starting to be known in pirate lore.
December 28, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Stede is such a bitch I LOVE HIM
Ed, chastened, says he’ll do what he can. Stede says he better. He’s not changing his life a third time, this place needs to work. He marches off to deal with a wedding cake delivery. The icing is melting in the hot Caribbean sun.
December 28, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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December 26, 2024 at 11:10 AM
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December 26, 2024 at 10:24 PM
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there’s “being critical of the source material” and “hating everything about it because things didn’t go the way your headcanon did so you shit on everything about it, including when the showrunner is just having a good time with us.” very important distinction
December 27, 2024 at 2:37 PM
I hate that this blue app doesn’t let you turn notifs on for tweets, how the fuck am I supposed to know when David Jenkins is updating his ofmd fic
December 27, 2024 at 1:15 PM
I can’t belieeeeve Daddy Jenks left after this?? Excuse me tell me more immediately????
Stede denies this, but it’s clear he has an affinity for this handsome drifter turned handyman / bellman / bar back / chambermaid.
December 27, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Oh look at these cuties that arrived today 🏴‍☠️💜
December 19, 2024 at 4:01 PM
I am so happy that OFMD exists and I am happy that it got us Stede and Ed, that we got to see them falling in love and get their happy ending. I am glad we didn’t have to imagine it, we got to actually SEE it. Thank you @david-jenkins.bsky.social
December 17, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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December 17, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Never watched wwdits but streets are saying the finale sucked, the most shipped pair didn’t become canon and they made fun of fans? Welcome back BBC Sherlock
December 17, 2024 at 7:51 AM
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December 4, 2024 at 6:32 PM
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Can I go where you go?
Can we always be this close?
❤️🌈

New art, finally! I will have this with me as a free handout print at Galaxycon Columbus next weekend, so please come say hi.

#OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMDfanart #OFMD
November 29, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.
November 24, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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November 21, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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Prayers to Frances McDormand that we get to see a Lapland 2.0 with David and Michael in their very own Good Omens jumpers.
Loved this from last night’s event at Brendon Books - Rob Wilkins modelling a preview of the forthcoming #GoodOmens Christmas jumper for, probably, next year
November 21, 2024 at 5:11 PM
I need those fucking jumpers so bad also this is a good reminder that the GO finale is such in good hands 🙏🏻❤️‍🩹
MATCHING GOOD OMENS CHRISTMAS JUMPERS IM SOBBING 😭
November 21, 2024 at 7:23 PM
It’s that time of the year (me re-reading the manga of Kodocha for the 7327th time)
November 20, 2024 at 7:47 PM