SimonWJohns
@simonwjohns.bsky.social
The last ever member of Stereolab to be fired. Slava Ukraini
What else, the Framus Prostitute? The Crackho? The Blowjobformeth?
December 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
What else, the Framus Prostitute? The Crackho? The Blowjobformeth?
wtf is up with the pickup placement?
December 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
wtf is up with the pickup placement?
designed by a pervert. i love this
December 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
designed by a pervert. i love this
Does it still glow that putrid green light?
December 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Does it still glow that putrid green light?
Unbearable sadness
December 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Unbearable sadness
The blandest guitar ever
December 11, 2025 at 7:45 AM
The blandest guitar ever
Yes, this is good
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Yes, this is good
Looks like an alligator shagging a penguin
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Looks like an alligator shagging a penguin
Oh no, she just ceased to be. Thanks bee. X
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Oh no, she just ceased to be. Thanks bee. X
Motherfuckin' yes!
November 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Motherfuckin' yes!
Dammit, I missed this. Quality work, Marc
October 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Dammit, I missed this. Quality work, Marc
there will be plenty of next times hahahah
October 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
there will be plenty of next times hahahah
Apart from narrowly avoiding sawing off my finger - twice - all is well.
October 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Apart from narrowly avoiding sawing off my finger - twice - all is well.
An immense talent and a thoroughly lovely person. It's not fair.
September 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
An immense talent and a thoroughly lovely person. It's not fair.