SimonWJohns
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SimonWJohns
@simonwjohns.bsky.social
· Nov 6
Let's get this out of the way:
Climate change is a fact
Your politics are largely wrong
Oasis are the worst band that ever existed
Marmite is necrotic semen
Climate change is a fact
Your politics are largely wrong
Oasis are the worst band that ever existed
Marmite is necrotic semen
Rob Reiner? Wtf!!
December 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Rob Reiner? Wtf!!
Wanted to see Stewart Lee for years but he never played Istanbul, weirdly enough. Finally did last night and it was every bit as awesome as I hoped.
A genius
A genius
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Wanted to see Stewart Lee for years but he never played Istanbul, weirdly enough. Finally did last night and it was every bit as awesome as I hoped.
A genius
A genius
A very wet and old bee.
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 AM
A very wet and old bee.
Half Man Half Biscuit. Great, but...
Which half is man and which is biscuit? Split vertically or horizontally? Striated? A fade in? Or completely conglomerated so it's impossible to tell what's man and what's biscuit? And what kind of biscuit?
Which half is man and which is biscuit? Split vertically or horizontally? Striated? A fade in? Or completely conglomerated so it's impossible to tell what's man and what's biscuit? And what kind of biscuit?
October 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Half Man Half Biscuit. Great, but...
Which half is man and which is biscuit? Split vertically or horizontally? Striated? A fade in? Or completely conglomerated so it's impossible to tell what's man and what's biscuit? And what kind of biscuit?
Which half is man and which is biscuit? Split vertically or horizontally? Striated? A fade in? Or completely conglomerated so it's impossible to tell what's man and what's biscuit? And what kind of biscuit?
What would you call a black sabbath-themed kebab shop?
September 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
What would you call a black sabbath-themed kebab shop?
This has to be a good time to pick up a cheap secondhand Tesla.
September 14, 2025 at 11:31 AM
This has to be a good time to pick up a cheap secondhand Tesla.
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Britain's rapid decarbonisation of electricity supply is a rare success story here. But virtually nobody talks about it and our shitty newspapers attack #NetZero everyday!
September 7, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Britain's rapid decarbonisation of electricity supply is a rare success story here. But virtually nobody talks about it and our shitty newspapers attack #NetZero everyday!
At last, Queen Mother of the Show is on Tighten Up with Simon & Leo Johns! www.apacikradyo.com.tr
We talk about the recent end of the 1990s, heavy metal, the demise of the late night chat show and, ofc, King of the Show.
7pm, Istanbul time.
We talk about the recent end of the 1990s, heavy metal, the demise of the late night chat show and, ofc, King of the Show.
7pm, Istanbul time.
https://apacikradyo.com.tr/
Apaçık Radyo
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July 19, 2025 at 10:54 AM
At last, Queen Mother of the Show is on Tighten Up with Simon & Leo Johns! www.apacikradyo.com.tr
We talk about the recent end of the 1990s, heavy metal, the demise of the late night chat show and, ofc, King of the Show.
7pm, Istanbul time.
We talk about the recent end of the 1990s, heavy metal, the demise of the late night chat show and, ofc, King of the Show.
7pm, Istanbul time.
Not only is Bertrand Cantat an absolute scumbag, Noir Desir is cravenly shit.
July 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Not only is Bertrand Cantat an absolute scumbag, Noir Desir is cravenly shit.
Did I forget to mention it's Tighten Up with Simon & Leo Johns in 5 minutes on www.apacikradyo.com.tr?.
Well it is!
We talk about Gothism
Well it is!
We talk about Gothism
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Apaçık Radyo
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July 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Did I forget to mention it's Tighten Up with Simon & Leo Johns in 5 minutes on www.apacikradyo.com.tr?.
Well it is!
We talk about Gothism
Well it is!
We talk about Gothism
Everyone can be bought. Everyone has their price.
Mine is about £10, which by coincidence is enough to buy a twin pack of Jaffa Cakes and a four bottles of Timothy Taylor’s Landlord.
Mine is about £10, which by coincidence is enough to buy a twin pack of Jaffa Cakes and a four bottles of Timothy Taylor’s Landlord.
July 12, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Everyone can be bought. Everyone has their price.
Mine is about £10, which by coincidence is enough to buy a twin pack of Jaffa Cakes and a four bottles of Timothy Taylor’s Landlord.
Mine is about £10, which by coincidence is enough to buy a twin pack of Jaffa Cakes and a four bottles of Timothy Taylor’s Landlord.
My son flatly refuses to believe that the phrase “can’t do something for toffee” is a real saying.
Can I get a show of hands to prove I didn’t make it up?
Can I get a show of hands to prove I didn’t make it up?
June 24, 2025 at 11:02 AM
My son flatly refuses to believe that the phrase “can’t do something for toffee” is a real saying.
Can I get a show of hands to prove I didn’t make it up?
Can I get a show of hands to prove I didn’t make it up?
@gpsutton.bsky.socialhi graham, back on the socials. drop me a line. nearly finished the record!
June 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
@gpsutton.bsky.socialhi graham, back on the socials. drop me a line. nearly finished the record!
Off the top of your head, name another Alan Parsons song.
June 4, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Off the top of your head, name another Alan Parsons song.
Let’s go!!
TUWS&LJ is on apacikradyo.com.tr
in 20 minutes
We see bad art, speculate what Radiohead song the Worzels would pastiche and listen to Kyuss
in 20 minutes
We see bad art, speculate what Radiohead song the Worzels would pastiche and listen to Kyuss
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Apaçık Radyo
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May 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Let’s go!!
TUWS&LJ is on apacikradyo.com.tr
in 20 minutes
We see bad art, speculate what Radiohead song the Worzels would pastiche and listen to Kyuss
in 20 minutes
We see bad art, speculate what Radiohead song the Worzels would pastiche and listen to Kyuss
https://apacikradyo.com.tr/
Apaçık Radyo
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May 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
TUWS&LJ is on apacikradyo.com.tr
in 20 minutes
We see bad art, speculate what Radiohead song the Worzels would pastiche and listen to Kyuss
in 20 minutes
We see bad art, speculate what Radiohead song the Worzels would pastiche and listen to Kyuss
VE Day wasn’t the end of fascism in Europe by a long chalk but it was the day when fascists were shown they will never win.
May 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
VE Day wasn’t the end of fascism in Europe by a long chalk but it was the day when fascists were shown they will never win.
I was taught how to make chili by one of Dolly Parton's band.
That is all
That is all
May 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I was taught how to make chili by one of Dolly Parton's band.
That is all
That is all