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Simon Nicholl
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"The food here is terrible. And such small portions."
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@nedboulting.bsky.social Outstanding Fighting Talk today…that sounds like a whole bunch of fun to participate in!
December 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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If the snooker championship was like this they’d get a lot more viewers
August 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Gimme water! And while you're there, throw in some barley, hops and yeast too...cheers!
July 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Happy 85th birthday, Ringo!

✌️& ❤️

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Ringo Starr - 'Back Off Boogaloo' Top Of The Pops
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July 7, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I've gone and renewed my Hurt Locker™️ season ticket again. Bueno! #sheeptastic #ouch #lardy
June 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social A very good evening from my Air B’n’B hostess… super friendly with excellent purraging but a tad disappointed that a) I hadn’t bought back any takeaway leftovers, or b) any booze.
Frankly, I let myself and everyone else down, hah-hah! An easy 3500/10, would book again!
May 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
@mickpuck.bsky.social First time seeing you and your terrific band tonight in Manch, Mike…two hours of fantastic singing and playing from everyone. Good on you!
May 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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I mean, the warning wasn't wrong. #proofOfCat
May 3, 2025 at 8:09 AM
@marcrileydj.bsky.social Thanks Marc and Mark and Phil for a wonderful couple of hours of top-quality nonsense and laughter this evening in Lytham…a terrific show- good on you!
April 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Sunshine! Short-sleeves! Wheezing!
All kinds of terrific out there today...bueno!
April 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
One more time for Ringo,
“In the town where I was born,
Lived a man who sailed to sea…”
(Almost certainly a more pleasant experience than the upcoming EZY78, hah-hah! Still love the number even after a gazillion plays…)
April 5, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Harvey Price time then.

In 2016, I had an ill fated stint as the Social Media Producer on Loose Women on ITV. It was a disaster, I should never have applied for the job, I certainly shouldn’t have been given it. I could do the actual job standing on my head, but the politics of the place…woof.
March 31, 2025 at 1:17 PM
It was always gonna end like this I suppose, hah-hah! Terrific grub, mind…#normanstanleyfletcher #clinkrestaurant
March 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Cast ne'er a clout 'til May be out. What a load of bo**ocks- that was short sleeve behaviour, woo-hoo!
March 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Landfill, schandfill! Never mind the width, feel the quality etc...
I don't think that I've ever seen a photo of Miles where he *didn't* look as though he wanted to kill someone, hah-hah! #vitaphoniclongplay
March 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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“I’ll just check my notes”

“The fuck you will”
March 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Passed by this marauding Tiger Mog earlier: miscreant was out looking for Sunday lunch...no fuss oppo as he/she were operating on a higher plane, clearly.
Reckon they actually nipped next-door to adjust their neighbour's roast beef levels! Would recommend, 3500/10.
March 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Went east of the M6 in a vain attempt to mitigate imminent and incoming roast beef...ho yus indeed!
March 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Wedged over to Chipping. Came home. Any chance this (lack of) effort warranting Nigella's roast lamb with a garlic and citrus marinade and approx 25 tonnes of roast spuds?
Hell no, but that ain't gonna stop me. Cheers! #spuds
March 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Pre-Strade Bianche and rugby bluffage dans le Lancashire soleil. Stayed west of the M6 i.e. well away from The Hurt Locker™️.
Scenes- it's actually warm!
March 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Great to get out there and get my head kicked-in, hah-hah! Right, over to you Ireland and Palace! #hurtlocker
February 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Loadsa S.A. 'cos Chairman Lem rated them...Acca Dacca 'cos they're a mandatory requirement...The Who comp 'cos it has 'Old Red Wine' and 'Real Good Looking Boy' on it (the rest of it is toilet of course, hah-hah!) and Johnny M. & The Bluesbreakers 'cos a learned colleague recommended this release.
February 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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This is why social media is still good
Hi, Tracey. Patrick was a fine actor. We worked together in the theatre, early 60s, & used to have 'voice' & accent challenges over a beer & fish supper in our shared bed-sit - having spent the day rehearsing the next play AND performing that night. Roger Worrod, audiobook voice & producer.
February 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Today's dose of culture achieved! Recommended, unless you can't stand Zeppelin. Probably give it a swerve if that is the case- you are clearly some kind of deviant in need of help.
Right then: rugby is on, chilli, ale...go! #rifftastic
February 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM