Simon Wheatley
@simonwheatley.co.uk
Coming to you from Manchester, UK. Product person at Pendo. Walker, cook, nerd.
I’m not sure this notification is anything other than noise. Sometimes it’s useful to be told when rain will start or stop, but knowing there’s a seven minute gap allows me to do… what? Nip across the road without an umbrella to post a letter? Seems un-useful.
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I’m not sure this notification is anything other than noise. Sometimes it’s useful to be told when rain will start or stop, but knowing there’s a seven minute gap allows me to do… what? Nip across the road without an umbrella to post a letter? Seems un-useful.
These recommendations based on "people in a similar role to you" was pretty harsh from LinkedIn, I felt.
Context: yes, I am currently unemployed, but dammit I don't need robots reminding me 😆
Context: yes, I am currently unemployed, but dammit I don't need robots reminding me 😆
October 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
These recommendations based on "people in a similar role to you" was pretty harsh from LinkedIn, I felt.
Context: yes, I am currently unemployed, but dammit I don't need robots reminding me 😆
Context: yes, I am currently unemployed, but dammit I don't need robots reminding me 😆
Love this evergreen engineering conversation
September 30, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Love this evergreen engineering conversation
Can’t help showing off about eating these leftovers for lunch 😆
July 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Can’t help showing off about eating these leftovers for lunch 😆
In this weather, spam bot? Are you mad.
June 30, 2025 at 9:05 AM
In this weather, spam bot? Are you mad.
In Hamburg for #ProductAtHeart, sitting having la lovely poke bowl lunch overlooking the Langer Zug, watching the boats go past and contemplating all the things.
If I know someone here who’s going, let me know and let’s make sure to say hi while we’re here
If I know someone here who’s going, let me know and let’s make sure to say hi while we’re here
June 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
In Hamburg for #ProductAtHeart, sitting having la lovely poke bowl lunch overlooking the Langer Zug, watching the boats go past and contemplating all the things.
If I know someone here who’s going, let me know and let’s make sure to say hi while we’re here
If I know someone here who’s going, let me know and let’s make sure to say hi while we’re here
Deep in a hedge this morning, foraging the last elderflowers of the season. Back to the job hunting grind this afternoon.
June 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Deep in a hedge this morning, foraging the last elderflowers of the season. Back to the job hunting grind this afternoon.
Home martini advice gratefully received.
May 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Home martini advice gratefully received.
LinkedIn definitely understands what a non-executive director is.
May 21, 2025 at 9:49 AM
LinkedIn definitely understands what a non-executive director is.
I’m not sure about this new top area on the Guardian app. Some kind of Reels inspired snack area? Interested to see if it stays and how it evolves.
May 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I’m not sure about this new top area on the Guardian app. Some kind of Reels inspired snack area? Interested to see if it stays and how it evolves.
Someone pointed out I can cook chicken tikka in a portable pizza oven (as well as pizza).
What else can I use it for?
What else can I use it for?
May 7, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Someone pointed out I can cook chicken tikka in a portable pizza oven (as well as pizza).
What else can I use it for?
What else can I use it for?
Strange that these two skeets should be one after the other.
April 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Strange that these two skeets should be one after the other.
What should I have for pudding?
March 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
What should I have for pudding?
Saw something similar, but on a smaller scale, in some rare snow near us.
February 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Saw something similar, but on a smaller scale, in some rare snow near us.
