Me: who’s been stealing my yoghurt?
My cat: not me, honestly.
Me: are you sure?
Cat:

The Range: we’re opening a new flagship store in Edinburgh, what amazing products would you like to buy from us?
People of Edinburgh:

Just had an email from Trailfinders about holidays to the USA. They forgot to mention the joys of arrest and detention without trial at the border, being turned away for no reason and the delight of getting to visit an El Salvadorian prison or Guantanamo Bay.

Archie decided I was making a racket and he needed to show me how it was done 😂

Is the betrayal that hurts the most finding out that your partner is secretly a reader of the Daily Heil?

The other place making what they’re up to a bit too clear (I’m not actually running anything privacy based that I can think of)

Apparently it’s a bit chilly here