Simon Lye
@simonlye.bsky.social
I am from New Zealand. I live in England. I do sysadmin / DevOps / SQL / IT bits. I also talk about aviation and sports. I have young twins. I’m probably tired.
The Orange Bloviator approaches...
September 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The Orange Bloviator approaches...
This is pretty fucking devious from Marriot Bonvoy - the unsubscribe link is miniscule and buried at the bottom of the email, and the options to actually unsubscribe are baffling. Which ones do you choose?
May 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This is pretty fucking devious from Marriot Bonvoy - the unsubscribe link is miniscule and buried at the bottom of the email, and the options to actually unsubscribe are baffling. Which ones do you choose?
The chariot is coming to take me home.
April 2, 2025 at 12:35 PM
The chariot is coming to take me home.
Example 5853367855 of why he’s just an utter scumbag.
January 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Example 5853367855 of why he’s just an utter scumbag.
This is pretty much the majority of my Facebook, courtesy of the local reporting page.
August 29, 2024 at 6:22 AM
This is pretty much the majority of my Facebook, courtesy of the local reporting page.
Well maybe it f*cking should...
August 28, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Well maybe it f*cking should...
Au contraire, that’s very funny…
August 14, 2024 at 11:57 AM
Au contraire, that’s very funny…
This is my typical day now
February 27, 2024 at 9:59 AM
This is my typical day now
Really? I assume it'd be in the interests of the people dying.
Not that a UK Parliament resolution would have any effect whatsoever, but still...
Not that a UK Parliament resolution would have any effect whatsoever, but still...
February 21, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Really? I assume it'd be in the interests of the people dying.
Not that a UK Parliament resolution would have any effect whatsoever, but still...
Not that a UK Parliament resolution would have any effect whatsoever, but still...
Thank you Royal Mail, this is marvellous 'proof of delivery':
January 15, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Thank you Royal Mail, this is marvellous 'proof of delivery':
Why yes it is dinner time, whatever makes you ask?
December 1, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Why yes it is dinner time, whatever makes you ask?
Battery depleted - must recharge
November 10, 2023 at 10:04 AM
Battery depleted - must recharge
I’d quite like to get into bed, but apparently this is how I’m sleeping tonight
November 5, 2023 at 9:46 PM
I’d quite like to get into bed, but apparently this is how I’m sleeping tonight
I’m pretty sure our cat is saying here about his new little brother: ‘See? Look at this. You’ve ruined my life and I hate you’.
October 25, 2023 at 6:02 PM
I’m pretty sure our cat is saying here about his new little brother: ‘See? Look at this. You’ve ruined my life and I hate you’.