Chris Simonite
@simoniteartist.bsky.social
Artist. Maker of cubist inspired Cubo-Weirdist oil paintings. I have too much fun.
Today is George Jefferson day! I have included his old nemesis and his missus.
Should I paint Weezie too?
They are all 11" x 14", oil on canvas and are available.
#thejeffersons #allinthefamily #georgejefferson #archiebunker #cubism #artforsalebyartist
Should I paint Weezie too?
They are all 11" x 14", oil on canvas and are available.
#thejeffersons #allinthefamily #georgejefferson #archiebunker #cubism #artforsalebyartist
September 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Today is George Jefferson day! I have included his old nemesis and his missus.
Should I paint Weezie too?
They are all 11" x 14", oil on canvas and are available.
#thejeffersons #allinthefamily #georgejefferson #archiebunker #cubism #artforsalebyartist
Should I paint Weezie too?
They are all 11" x 14", oil on canvas and are available.
#thejeffersons #allinthefamily #georgejefferson #archiebunker #cubism #artforsalebyartist
Come and make yourself a part of this painting at the #darlingbar 171 McDermot, this Saturday for #nuitblanchewinnipeg! Get Picasso’d!
I’m thinking of titling this painting of Picasso and Dora Mar, The Artist and Her Muse. I what do you think?
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#cubiweirdism #picassoart #cubist
I’m thinking of titling this painting of Picasso and Dora Mar, The Artist and Her Muse. I what do you think?
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#cubiweirdism #picassoart #cubist
September 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Come and make yourself a part of this painting at the #darlingbar 171 McDermot, this Saturday for #nuitblanchewinnipeg! Get Picasso’d!
I’m thinking of titling this painting of Picasso and Dora Mar, The Artist and Her Muse. I what do you think?
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#cubiweirdism #picassoart #cubist
I’m thinking of titling this painting of Picasso and Dora Mar, The Artist and Her Muse. I what do you think?
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#cubiweirdism #picassoart #cubist
This is my first ever interactive painting! At #nuitblanchewinnipeg you can pose in front of this painting and get Picasso’d! It will be at the Darling Bar at 171 McDermot Avenue in conjunction with @winnipegfineartfair .
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#picassoart #cubist #cuboweirdism
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#picassoart #cubist #cuboweirdism
September 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This is my first ever interactive painting! At #nuitblanchewinnipeg you can pose in front of this painting and get Picasso’d! It will be at the Darling Bar at 171 McDermot Avenue in conjunction with @winnipegfineartfair .
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#picassoart #cubist #cuboweirdism
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#picassoart #cubist #cuboweirdism
Remember this guy? And his wife Edith? It’s paintings for old people day! Swipe to see both! Any ideas for clever titles?
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#archiebunker #edithbunker #cubist #popartpainting #artforsaleoninstagram
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#archiebunker #edithbunker #cubist #popartpainting #artforsaleoninstagram
September 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Remember this guy? And his wife Edith? It’s paintings for old people day! Swipe to see both! Any ideas for clever titles?
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#archiebunker #edithbunker #cubist #popartpainting #artforsaleoninstagram
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#archiebunker #edithbunker #cubist #popartpainting #artforsaleoninstagram
Who’s excited for a #squidgamenetflix sequel? To tide you over here is my portrait of #seonggihun! He is 11” x 14”, oil on canvas and he’s available.
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#cubist #cubiweirdism #artforsaleoninstagram #popartpainting
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#cubist #cubiweirdism #artforsaleoninstagram #popartpainting
September 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Who’s excited for a #squidgamenetflix sequel? To tide you over here is my portrait of #seonggihun! He is 11” x 14”, oil on canvas and he’s available.
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#cubist #cubiweirdism #artforsaleoninstagram #popartpainting
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#cubist #cubiweirdism #artforsaleoninstagram #popartpainting
In honour of the 50th anniversary of Jaws! It’s #quint #hooper and #brody! All 11” x 14”, oil on canvas and available.
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#cubist #popartpainting #artforsaleonbluesky #jaws #jawsmovie
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#cubist #popartpainting #artforsaleonbluesky #jaws #jawsmovie
August 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
In honour of the 50th anniversary of Jaws! It’s #quint #hooper and #brody! All 11” x 14”, oil on canvas and available.
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#cubist #popartpainting #artforsaleonbluesky #jaws #jawsmovie
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#cubist #popartpainting #artforsaleonbluesky #jaws #jawsmovie
Here they are for the 50th anniversary of #jawsmovie, Brody, Quint and Hooper! Swipe to see them all!
They are all 11" x 14", oil on canvas and they're available.
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#cubism #cubist #cuboweirdism #popartpainting #stevenspielberg #richarddreyfuss
They are all 11" x 14", oil on canvas and they're available.
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#cubism #cubist #cuboweirdism #popartpainting #stevenspielberg #richarddreyfuss
August 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Here they are for the 50th anniversary of #jawsmovie, Brody, Quint and Hooper! Swipe to see them all!
They are all 11" x 14", oil on canvas and they're available.
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#cubism #cubist #cuboweirdism #popartpainting #stevenspielberg #richarddreyfuss
They are all 11" x 14", oil on canvas and they're available.
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#cubism #cubist #cuboweirdism #popartpainting #stevenspielberg #richarddreyfuss
August 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Is it Larry David or Bernie Sanders? Okay, it's Larry David painted in my signature style I call Cubo-Weirdism. Calling this one: Pretty, Pretty Good. It's 12" x 12", oil on canvas and it's available.
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#larrydavid #cubism #popart #curbyourenthusiasm
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#larrydavid #cubism #popart #curbyourenthusiasm
August 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Is it Larry David or Bernie Sanders? Okay, it's Larry David painted in my signature style I call Cubo-Weirdism. Calling this one: Pretty, Pretty Good. It's 12" x 12", oil on canvas and it's available.
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#larrydavid #cubism #popart #curbyourenthusiasm
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#larrydavid #cubism #popart #curbyourenthusiasm
Another painting from my recent sole exhibition Hinterland WTF? This one is called May Stalwart Sons and Gentle Maidens Rise (Black Bear Selfie).
It is 60" x 48", oil on canvas. It's available.
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#blackbears #wildlifepainting #cubist #cuboweirdism
It is 60" x 48", oil on canvas. It's available.
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#blackbears #wildlifepainting #cubist #cuboweirdism
July 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Another painting from my recent sole exhibition Hinterland WTF? This one is called May Stalwart Sons and Gentle Maidens Rise (Black Bear Selfie).
It is 60" x 48", oil on canvas. It's available.
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#blackbears #wildlifepainting #cubist #cuboweirdism
It is 60" x 48", oil on canvas. It's available.
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#blackbears #wildlifepainting #cubist #cuboweirdism
Yet another of my large paintings from my solo show Hinterland WTF? This one is called
"Ruler Supreme Who Hearest Humble Prayer (Lynxes)." It's 48" x 60", oil on canvas.
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#wildlifepainting #lynxcat #cubist #cubsimart #cuboweirdism
"Ruler Supreme Who Hearest Humble Prayer (Lynxes)." It's 48" x 60", oil on canvas.
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#wildlifepainting #lynxcat #cubist #cubsimart #cuboweirdism
July 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Yet another of my large paintings from my solo show Hinterland WTF? This one is called
"Ruler Supreme Who Hearest Humble Prayer (Lynxes)." It's 48" x 60", oil on canvas.
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#wildlifepainting #lynxcat #cubist #cubsimart #cuboweirdism
"Ruler Supreme Who Hearest Humble Prayer (Lynxes)." It's 48" x 60", oil on canvas.
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#wildlifepainting #lynxcat #cubist #cubsimart #cuboweirdism
From my recent exhibition, Hinterland WTF? — All Thy Son's Command (Otter), 60x48", oil on canvas. Inspired by a woman who claimed she turned into an otter mid-nap, swam across a lake, and frolicked with otters. You know, as you do...
#cuboweirdism #canadianart #ottermagic
#cuboweirdism #canadianart #ottermagic
July 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
From my recent exhibition, Hinterland WTF? — All Thy Son's Command (Otter), 60x48", oil on canvas. Inspired by a woman who claimed she turned into an otter mid-nap, swam across a lake, and frolicked with otters. You know, as you do...
#cuboweirdism #canadianart #ottermagic
#cuboweirdism #canadianart #ottermagic
A big paintings from my recent show, Hinterland WTF?. This background is based on a painting by LL Fitzgerald at the @wag_ca (Winnipeg Art Gallery).
The title is We See Thee Rise (Bison), it's 60" x 48", oil on canvas and it's available.
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#wildlifepainting #bisonart #cubist #cuboweirdism
The title is We See Thee Rise (Bison), it's 60" x 48", oil on canvas and it's available.
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#wildlifepainting #bisonart #cubist #cuboweirdism
July 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
A big paintings from my recent show, Hinterland WTF?. This background is based on a painting by LL Fitzgerald at the @wag_ca (Winnipeg Art Gallery).
The title is We See Thee Rise (Bison), it's 60" x 48", oil on canvas and it's available.
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#wildlifepainting #bisonart #cubist #cuboweirdism
The title is We See Thee Rise (Bison), it's 60" x 48", oil on canvas and it's available.
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#wildlifepainting #bisonart #cubist #cuboweirdism
A few of my Cuboweirdist (as I call them) portraits! Can you tell who they all are?
June 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
A few of my Cuboweirdist (as I call them) portraits! Can you tell who they all are?
The King of Canada is here! In Canada! And you can buy him! At least this Cubo-Weirdist portrait of him. DM if interested.
I don't want to confuse the issue, but the other King of Canada is here too. You know, the actual human one.
#cuboweirdism #kingcharlesIII #artforsalebyartists #cubist
I don't want to confuse the issue, but the other King of Canada is here too. You know, the actual human one.
#cuboweirdism #kingcharlesIII #artforsalebyartists #cubist
May 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The King of Canada is here! In Canada! And you can buy him! At least this Cubo-Weirdist portrait of him. DM if interested.
I don't want to confuse the issue, but the other King of Canada is here too. You know, the actual human one.
#cuboweirdism #kingcharlesIII #artforsalebyartists #cubist
I don't want to confuse the issue, but the other King of Canada is here too. You know, the actual human one.
#cuboweirdism #kingcharlesIII #artforsalebyartists #cubist
I wonder what hardcore Bob Marley fans would think of these Cubo-Weirdist paintings of the great man? I'm thinking of posting them to a Facebook group, but I'm kinda scared too! 🤣
February 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I wonder what hardcore Bob Marley fans would think of these Cubo-Weirdist paintings of the great man? I'm thinking of posting them to a Facebook group, but I'm kinda scared too! 🤣
My paintings of paintings of Jules Winfield and Vincent Vega from #pulpfiction. Painted in my #picasso influence style I call Cubo-Weirdism. They are both 11" x 14", oil on canvas.
#cubism #cubist #georgecondo
#cubism #cubist #georgecondo
February 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
My paintings of paintings of Jules Winfield and Vincent Vega from #pulpfiction. Painted in my #picasso influence style I call Cubo-Weirdism. They are both 11" x 14", oil on canvas.
#cubism #cubist #georgecondo
#cubism #cubist #georgecondo
So far this platform feels like a breath of fresh air. How do people like art here? How do people like weird art? Here is my cubist inspired painting of the Beatles Let it Be cover. I call it Cubo-Weirdism! #beatles #picasso #georgecondo
November 13, 2024 at 4:02 PM
So far this platform feels like a breath of fresh air. How do people like art here? How do people like weird art? Here is my cubist inspired painting of the Beatles Let it Be cover. I call it Cubo-Weirdism! #beatles #picasso #georgecondo