Chris Simonite
@simoniteartist.bsky.social
Artist. Maker of cubist inspired Cubo-Weirdist oil paintings. I have too much fun.
Today is George Jefferson day! I have included his old nemesis and his missus.
Should I paint Weezie too?
They are all 11" x 14", oil on canvas and are available.
#thejeffersons #allinthefamily #georgejefferson #archiebunker #cubism #artforsalebyartist
Should I paint Weezie too?
They are all 11" x 14", oil on canvas and are available.
#thejeffersons #allinthefamily #georgejefferson #archiebunker #cubism #artforsalebyartist
September 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Today is George Jefferson day! I have included his old nemesis and his missus.
Should I paint Weezie too?
They are all 11" x 14", oil on canvas and are available.
#thejeffersons #allinthefamily #georgejefferson #archiebunker #cubism #artforsalebyartist
Should I paint Weezie too?
They are all 11" x 14", oil on canvas and are available.
#thejeffersons #allinthefamily #georgejefferson #archiebunker #cubism #artforsalebyartist
Come and make yourself a part of this painting at the #darlingbar 171 McDermot, this Saturday for #nuitblanchewinnipeg! Get Picasso’d!
I’m thinking of titling this painting of Picasso and Dora Mar, The Artist and Her Muse. I what do you think?
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#cubiweirdism #picassoart #cubist
I’m thinking of titling this painting of Picasso and Dora Mar, The Artist and Her Muse. I what do you think?
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#cubiweirdism #picassoart #cubist
September 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Come and make yourself a part of this painting at the #darlingbar 171 McDermot, this Saturday for #nuitblanchewinnipeg! Get Picasso’d!
I’m thinking of titling this painting of Picasso and Dora Mar, The Artist and Her Muse. I what do you think?
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#cubiweirdism #picassoart #cubist
I’m thinking of titling this painting of Picasso and Dora Mar, The Artist and Her Muse. I what do you think?
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#cubiweirdism #picassoart #cubist
This is my first ever interactive painting! At #nuitblanchewinnipeg you can pose in front of this painting and get Picasso’d! It will be at the Darling Bar at 171 McDermot Avenue in conjunction with @winnipegfineartfair .
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#picassoart #cubist #cuboweirdism
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#picassoart #cubist #cuboweirdism
September 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This is my first ever interactive painting! At #nuitblanchewinnipeg you can pose in front of this painting and get Picasso’d! It will be at the Darling Bar at 171 McDermot Avenue in conjunction with @winnipegfineartfair .
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#picassoart #cubist #cuboweirdism
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#picassoart #cubist #cuboweirdism
Remember this guy? And his wife Edith? It’s paintings for old people day! Swipe to see both! Any ideas for clever titles?
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#archiebunker #edithbunker #cubist #popartpainting #artforsaleoninstagram
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#archiebunker #edithbunker #cubist #popartpainting #artforsaleoninstagram
September 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Remember this guy? And his wife Edith? It’s paintings for old people day! Swipe to see both! Any ideas for clever titles?
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#archiebunker #edithbunker #cubist #popartpainting #artforsaleoninstagram
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#archiebunker #edithbunker #cubist #popartpainting #artforsaleoninstagram
Who’s excited for a #squidgamenetflix sequel? To tide you over here is my portrait of #seonggihun! He is 11” x 14”, oil on canvas and he’s available.
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#cubist #cubiweirdism #artforsaleoninstagram #popartpainting
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#cubist #cubiweirdism #artforsaleoninstagram #popartpainting
September 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Who’s excited for a #squidgamenetflix sequel? To tide you over here is my portrait of #seonggihun! He is 11” x 14”, oil on canvas and he’s available.
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#cubist #cubiweirdism #artforsaleoninstagram #popartpainting
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#cubist #cubiweirdism #artforsaleoninstagram #popartpainting
In honour of the 50th anniversary of Jaws! It’s #quint #hooper and #brody! All 11” x 14”, oil on canvas and available.
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#cubist #popartpainting #artforsaleonbluesky #jaws #jawsmovie
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#cubist #popartpainting #artforsaleonbluesky #jaws #jawsmovie
August 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
In honour of the 50th anniversary of Jaws! It’s #quint #hooper and #brody! All 11” x 14”, oil on canvas and available.
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#cubist #popartpainting #artforsaleonbluesky #jaws #jawsmovie
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#cubist #popartpainting #artforsaleonbluesky #jaws #jawsmovie
Here they are for the 50th anniversary of #jawsmovie, Brody, Quint and Hooper! Swipe to see them all!
They are all 11" x 14", oil on canvas and they're available.
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#cubism #cubist #cuboweirdism #popartpainting #stevenspielberg #richarddreyfuss
They are all 11" x 14", oil on canvas and they're available.
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#cubism #cubist #cuboweirdism #popartpainting #stevenspielberg #richarddreyfuss
August 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Here they are for the 50th anniversary of #jawsmovie, Brody, Quint and Hooper! Swipe to see them all!
They are all 11" x 14", oil on canvas and they're available.
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#cubism #cubist #cuboweirdism #popartpainting #stevenspielberg #richarddreyfuss
They are all 11" x 14", oil on canvas and they're available.
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#cubism #cubist #cuboweirdism #popartpainting #stevenspielberg #richarddreyfuss
August 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Is it Larry David or Bernie Sanders? Okay, it's Larry David painted in my signature style I call Cubo-Weirdism. Calling this one: Pretty, Pretty Good. It's 12" x 12", oil on canvas and it's available.
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#larrydavid #cubism #popart #curbyourenthusiasm
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#larrydavid #cubism #popart #curbyourenthusiasm
August 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Is it Larry David or Bernie Sanders? Okay, it's Larry David painted in my signature style I call Cubo-Weirdism. Calling this one: Pretty, Pretty Good. It's 12" x 12", oil on canvas and it's available.
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#larrydavid #cubism #popart #curbyourenthusiasm
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#larrydavid #cubism #popart #curbyourenthusiasm
Another painting from my recent sole exhibition Hinterland WTF? This one is called May Stalwart Sons and Gentle Maidens Rise (Black Bear Selfie).
It is 60" x 48", oil on canvas. It's available.
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#blackbears #wildlifepainting #cubist #cuboweirdism
It is 60" x 48", oil on canvas. It's available.
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#blackbears #wildlifepainting #cubist #cuboweirdism
July 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Another painting from my recent sole exhibition Hinterland WTF? This one is called May Stalwart Sons and Gentle Maidens Rise (Black Bear Selfie).
It is 60" x 48", oil on canvas. It's available.
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#blackbears #wildlifepainting #cubist #cuboweirdism
It is 60" x 48", oil on canvas. It's available.
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#blackbears #wildlifepainting #cubist #cuboweirdism
Yet another of my large paintings from my solo show Hinterland WTF? This one is called
"Ruler Supreme Who Hearest Humble Prayer (Lynxes)." It's 48" x 60", oil on canvas.
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#wildlifepainting #lynxcat #cubist #cubsimart #cuboweirdism
"Ruler Supreme Who Hearest Humble Prayer (Lynxes)." It's 48" x 60", oil on canvas.
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#wildlifepainting #lynxcat #cubist #cubsimart #cuboweirdism
July 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Yet another of my large paintings from my solo show Hinterland WTF? This one is called
"Ruler Supreme Who Hearest Humble Prayer (Lynxes)." It's 48" x 60", oil on canvas.
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#wildlifepainting #lynxcat #cubist #cubsimart #cuboweirdism
"Ruler Supreme Who Hearest Humble Prayer (Lynxes)." It's 48" x 60", oil on canvas.
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#wildlifepainting #lynxcat #cubist #cubsimart #cuboweirdism
From my recent exhibition, Hinterland WTF? — All Thy Son's Command (Otter), 60x48", oil on canvas. Inspired by a woman who claimed she turned into an otter mid-nap, swam across a lake, and frolicked with otters. You know, as you do...
#cuboweirdism #canadianart #ottermagic
#cuboweirdism #canadianart #ottermagic
July 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
From my recent exhibition, Hinterland WTF? — All Thy Son's Command (Otter), 60x48", oil on canvas. Inspired by a woman who claimed she turned into an otter mid-nap, swam across a lake, and frolicked with otters. You know, as you do...
#cuboweirdism #canadianart #ottermagic
#cuboweirdism #canadianart #ottermagic
A big paintings from my recent show, Hinterland WTF?. This background is based on a painting by LL Fitzgerald at the @wag_ca (Winnipeg Art Gallery).
The title is We See Thee Rise (Bison), it's 60" x 48", oil on canvas and it's available.
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#wildlifepainting #bisonart #cubist #cuboweirdism
The title is We See Thee Rise (Bison), it's 60" x 48", oil on canvas and it's available.
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#wildlifepainting #bisonart #cubist #cuboweirdism
July 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
A big paintings from my recent show, Hinterland WTF?. This background is based on a painting by LL Fitzgerald at the @wag_ca (Winnipeg Art Gallery).
The title is We See Thee Rise (Bison), it's 60" x 48", oil on canvas and it's available.
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#wildlifepainting #bisonart #cubist #cuboweirdism
The title is We See Thee Rise (Bison), it's 60" x 48", oil on canvas and it's available.
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#wildlifepainting #bisonart #cubist #cuboweirdism
A few of my Cuboweirdist (as I call them) portraits! Can you tell who they all are?
June 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
A few of my Cuboweirdist (as I call them) portraits! Can you tell who they all are?
The King of Canada is here! In Canada! And you can buy him! At least this Cubo-Weirdist portrait of him. DM if interested.
I don't want to confuse the issue, but the other King of Canada is here too. You know, the actual human one.
#cuboweirdism #kingcharlesIII #artforsalebyartists #cubist
I don't want to confuse the issue, but the other King of Canada is here too. You know, the actual human one.
#cuboweirdism #kingcharlesIII #artforsalebyartists #cubist
May 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The King of Canada is here! In Canada! And you can buy him! At least this Cubo-Weirdist portrait of him. DM if interested.
I don't want to confuse the issue, but the other King of Canada is here too. You know, the actual human one.
#cuboweirdism #kingcharlesIII #artforsalebyartists #cubist
I don't want to confuse the issue, but the other King of Canada is here too. You know, the actual human one.
#cuboweirdism #kingcharlesIII #artforsalebyartists #cubist
Reposted by Chris Simonite
Join me for my exhibit "Pretty View" at Galeria Rags in Ragpickers Anti-Fashion Emporium, historic JR Watkins Building, 3rd flr (Apr 1-30) as part of ✨FLASH Photographic Festival✨ Artist talk on Apr 13 at 4pm, closing reception Apr 27 at 4pm. For appointments dm me
#FLASHFest #PhotographyExhibition
#FLASHFest #PhotographyExhibition
March 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Join me for my exhibit "Pretty View" at Galeria Rags in Ragpickers Anti-Fashion Emporium, historic JR Watkins Building, 3rd flr (Apr 1-30) as part of ✨FLASH Photographic Festival✨ Artist talk on Apr 13 at 4pm, closing reception Apr 27 at 4pm. For appointments dm me
#FLASHFest #PhotographyExhibition
#FLASHFest #PhotographyExhibition
I wonder what hardcore Bob Marley fans would think of these Cubo-Weirdist paintings of the great man? I'm thinking of posting them to a Facebook group, but I'm kinda scared too! 🤣
February 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I wonder what hardcore Bob Marley fans would think of these Cubo-Weirdist paintings of the great man? I'm thinking of posting them to a Facebook group, but I'm kinda scared too! 🤣
My paintings of paintings of Jules Winfield and Vincent Vega from #pulpfiction. Painted in my #picasso influence style I call Cubo-Weirdism. They are both 11" x 14", oil on canvas.
#cubism #cubist #georgecondo
#cubism #cubist #georgecondo
February 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
My paintings of paintings of Jules Winfield and Vincent Vega from #pulpfiction. Painted in my #picasso influence style I call Cubo-Weirdism. They are both 11" x 14", oil on canvas.
#cubism #cubist #georgecondo
#cubism #cubist #georgecondo
USA: United Shitshow of America.
January 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
USA: United Shitshow of America.
Here's a theory for you: Do you think Trump wants Greenland because it looks so big on a Mercator projection map? Someone needs to tell him it's not as big as Africa. Not even close! And Canada is not that much bigger than the US.
January 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Here's a theory for you: Do you think Trump wants Greenland because it looks so big on a Mercator projection map? Someone needs to tell him it's not as big as Africa. Not even close! And Canada is not that much bigger than the US.
So far this platform feels like a breath of fresh air. How do people like art here? How do people like weird art? Here is my cubist inspired painting of the Beatles Let it Be cover. I call it Cubo-Weirdism! #beatles #picasso #georgecondo
November 13, 2024 at 4:02 PM
So far this platform feels like a breath of fresh air. How do people like art here? How do people like weird art? Here is my cubist inspired painting of the Beatles Let it Be cover. I call it Cubo-Weirdism! #beatles #picasso #georgecondo