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simonesolnsa.com
Simone │ SF & FMTY
@simonesolnsa.com
a girlfriend like the best martini: dirty, potent, & not for the faint of heart 🦪💋 • intermittent blog writer, full-time unpretentious intellectual

https://bio.site/simonesolnsa

SF & wherever you want me
I have discovered a great need for my first Loubs.
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Haven't really advertised it because I am going for personal reasons and will be very busy BUT could maybe find time for a date next weekend when I'm in Reno. Shoot me an email before Thursday.

Reno: Oct 9-11
October 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I have considered the lilies🪷
September 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
My top wishlist desires right now :) In case you want to treat me :)
September 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
C H I C A G O

Nov 7 - 9

Availability rapidly decreasing, lest we let opportunity slip through our fingers...
September 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Who wants BTS of my latest photoshoot? Will send to anyone who contributes $50 or more toward the cost 🫶
August 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Heading back to Seattle next month, with a quick stop in PDX!

SEA: Aug 9-14
PDX: Aug 15

Let's smooch 💋
July 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Someone did, in fact, buy the guitar for me. I think I'll name her Dolores.
July 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Also hi I'm still hot 💋
June 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I fell in love with an $800 guitar and I just feel like I deserve her for Pride month and I'll even send you a charming video of me attempting to play...please and thanks 🙏
June 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I would love to conspire with @p0rrtia.bsky.social on how to torture you in LA in April...give us an excuse.

💌hisiso@pm.me

📸 @gazecontrol.studio
March 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
ATL: I'm officially returning!

Here for personal business but hoping to squeeze a few kisses in.

March 15-18
February 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Happy Valentine's Day, lover.

Thinking of all the good boys and girls I've connected with and hope to continue growing with this year.

Peep my wishlist to send me a gift and I'll reward you with the sweetest kisses, irl or virtual 😘💘

📸 @alexandre-erotique.bsky.social
February 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Where would you begin your worship?
📸 @alexandre-erotique.bsky.social
February 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Do you ever get nervous?

📸 @alexandre-erotique.bsky.social
February 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Was introduced to this at a friend's house and now I have a great need. It's rare and expensive. A good way to curry favor with me is finding and purchasing it for my collection.
February 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Stretching you to your limits😈
February 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Why don't you crawl back over here so we can finish what we started?

📸 @alexandre-erotique.bsky.social
January 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
We've been waiting for you, little one.

Duos with Dasha Bond, Jan 29-Feb 3
January 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Your own private Leg Show.

Premiering in:

Palm Springs: Jan 22-24
ATL: Feb 21-25*

*Contingent on enough deposits; weekday afternoon romps prioritized.
January 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Carved by the gods.
January 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Just a tad late, but this FMTY duo with Naomi was 🔥 From dinner to the strip club to the hotel suite...I just hope someone brings us back together soon.
January 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Before & after the photoshoot ✨
January 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
A throwback photo to celebrate another anniversary in this industry this month! 🎉
January 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
First dinner date of the New Year was so sweet - a return to an old favorite (Shizen), a favorite dessert spot (Dandelion), and one of my long-time coveted books.
January 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM