Simone Solnsa │ SF & FMTY
@simonesolnsa.com
a girlfriend like the best martini: dirty, potent, & not for the faint of heart 🦪💋 • intermittent blog writer, full-time fun-haver
https://bio.site/simonesolnsa
SF & wherever you want me
https://bio.site/simonesolnsa
SF & wherever you want me
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And When I'm Back in Chicago I Feel It (Horny)
An escort's tour recap with photos and details in long form, because I'm tired of pretending I'm not verbose.
simonesolnsa.substack.com
New post with a thorough tour recap is up on Substack✨
January is my 6th anniversary in the industry. It's been a strange couple of years as I've been transitioning into another career, and I'm not sure how I feel about my future here.
Anyway, my wishlist is in bio if you'd like to congratulate me :)
Anyway, my wishlist is in bio if you'd like to congratulate me :)
January 6, 2026 at 7:22 PM
January is my 6th anniversary in the industry. It's been a strange couple of years as I've been transitioning into another career, and I'm not sure how I feel about my future here.
Anyway, my wishlist is in bio if you'd like to congratulate me :)
Anyway, my wishlist is in bio if you'd like to congratulate me :)
Sterling silver (locally made) sharp objects make me 😈 Thanks for the belated holiday gift!
January 5, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Sterling silver (locally made) sharp objects make me 😈 Thanks for the belated holiday gift!
I love being walking-pilled and knowing-your-neighors-pilled. I walk to my gym, I run into my friends there. I go to the coffeeshop after where my friend works and get a free cappuccino. I stop at the grocery store on the way home and banter with the cashier. I pick up gifts at my PO box. Walking!!
January 5, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I love being walking-pilled and knowing-your-neighors-pilled. I walk to my gym, I run into my friends there. I go to the coffeeshop after where my friend works and get a free cappuccino. I stop at the grocery store on the way home and banter with the cashier. I pick up gifts at my PO box. Walking!!
Portland: I'll see you soon!
Jan 16-19
Jan 16-19
January 5, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Portland: I'll see you soon!
Jan 16-19
Jan 16-19
If someone wanted to send me $400 so I can buy pretty jewelry when I downsize my piercing soon, that would be cute. Like, conceptually.
January 4, 2026 at 9:09 PM
If someone wanted to send me $400 so I can buy pretty jewelry when I downsize my piercing soon, that would be cute. Like, conceptually.
Someone I *almost* went on a date with in my personal life, but didn't because they stood me up and then sent some strange texts, submitted an inquiry to my escort email and did not acknowledge we knew each other. Insanely inappropriate and unsafe feeling. Do not do this.
January 4, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Someone I *almost* went on a date with in my personal life, but didn't because they stood me up and then sent some strange texts, submitted an inquiry to my escort email and did not acknowledge we knew each other. Insanely inappropriate and unsafe feeling. Do not do this.
Irreverent academic in the streets, knowing all the lyrics to Candy Shop by 50 cent by heart in the sheets
December 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Irreverent academic in the streets, knowing all the lyrics to Candy Shop by 50 cent by heart in the sheets
I don't really post on X anymore, I just go on there because my entire feed is Heated Rivalry content and I can't get enough
December 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I don't really post on X anymore, I just go on there because my entire feed is Heated Rivalry content and I can't get enough
Final blog of the year going up on Monday! Catch my highlights, what I'm looking forward to, and what I'd love from you, my readers <3
December 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Final blog of the year going up on Monday! Catch my highlights, what I'm looking forward to, and what I'd love from you, my readers <3
I should have known I would turn out Like This when in freshman year of high school I took my boyfriend's virginity and then he became obsessed with me and would give me foot rubs at lunch.
December 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I should have known I would turn out Like This when in freshman year of high school I took my boyfriend's virginity and then he became obsessed with me and would give me foot rubs at lunch.
Ah, San Francisco during the holidays. Watching a man load what has to be a rabbit cage onto a roof rack of a Porsche sports car.
December 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Ah, San Francisco during the holidays. Watching a man load what has to be a rabbit cage onto a roof rack of a Porsche sports car.
Do you think I'm hot? Do you like my content? Would you like to make me smile? Then step right up and peruse my wishlist and spread some holiday cheer! marigoldgift.com/hisimone/sim...
Marigold - Simone's Material Goods
marigoldgift.com
December 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Do you think I'm hot? Do you like my content? Would you like to make me smile? Then step right up and peruse my wishlist and spread some holiday cheer! marigoldgift.com/hisimone/sim...
One of my cat's favorite daytime nap spots is my desk chair, which is ironic because she does not work and it is where Mother must sit to complete *her* work in order to provide such a luxurious nap spot to begin with...
December 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
One of my cat's favorite daytime nap spots is my desk chair, which is ironic because she does not work and it is where Mother must sit to complete *her* work in order to provide such a luxurious nap spot to begin with...
I'm getting a new piercing in 2 hours. Can you guess what it is? bonus: send funds to sponsor the cost, I'll send you an immediate aftermath photo...
December 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I'm getting a new piercing in 2 hours. Can you guess what it is? bonus: send funds to sponsor the cost, I'll send you an immediate aftermath photo...
Stumbling upon old compliments is always a nice surprise 😂
December 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Stumbling upon old compliments is always a nice surprise 😂
Reposted by Simone Solnsa │ SF & FMTY
Today is #IDEVASW
Take a moment for those we've lost, and put your back into supporting those who are still around. We experience all kinds of violence.
State-sanctioned incl the prison industrial complex, racism, bigotry of all forms, the patriarchy, lack or complete absence of resources.
#D17
Take a moment for those we've lost, and put your back into supporting those who are still around. We experience all kinds of violence.
State-sanctioned incl the prison industrial complex, racism, bigotry of all forms, the patriarchy, lack or complete absence of resources.
#D17
December 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Went on a crazy ketamine journey and saw God and it was me
December 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Went on a crazy ketamine journey and saw God and it was me
Need to write an essay about how the Live, Laugh, Love girls were right all along.
December 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Need to write an essay about how the Live, Laugh, Love girls were right all along.
Putting out some feelers for a tentative LA tour in mid to late January, and PDX in late Jan. Please reach out soon to sway my dates.
December 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Putting out some feelers for a tentative LA tour in mid to late January, and PDX in late Jan. Please reach out soon to sway my dates.
Was feeling really accomplished for being up early and running a few errands all before 11AM and then walked into my home and realized I had left a candle burning while I was out.
December 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Was feeling really accomplished for being up early and running a few errands all before 11AM and then walked into my home and realized I had left a candle burning while I was out.
Perfect fit, don't you think?
December 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Perfect fit, don't you think?
The day after coming back from vacation is always weirdly liminal.
December 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The day after coming back from vacation is always weirdly liminal.
I have freed myself from the chains of Instagram addiction only to find myself addicted to reading Substack articles (which is where you can find me posting more these days, incidentally)
December 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I have freed myself from the chains of Instagram addiction only to find myself addicted to reading Substack articles (which is where you can find me posting more these days, incidentally)
Found my next Perfect Object:
December 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Found my next Perfect Object:
Someone crawled into my DMs recently to apologize. These & some CashApp notifications were a good start 😇
December 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Someone crawled into my DMs recently to apologize. These & some CashApp notifications were a good start 😇