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30-something Christian father-of-two under 5’s & husband to @MichaelaKHulse, living in Te Awa Kairangi Ki Tai, Aotearoa 🇳🇿 (Lower Hutt, New Zealand) Former retail […]

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Do I know anyone in #wellington who can help me make a new handle for this broom, with a lathe to do the job? I tried to go and buy one at Bunnings, they were more than happy to sell me a new one but had no replacement handles. #zerowaste
January 24, 2026 at 8:52 AM
@pipesunlimited my collection, excluding what me and my boy already ate.
January 24, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Blackberry season in Lower Hutt has begun!
January 24, 2026 at 5:42 AM
New dice tray added to my collection today with some of my normal, all-the-way-to-very-unusual dice.
January 23, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Trees making tally marks!
January 18, 2026 at 10:35 PM
They probably will try selling us smart glasses to edit the satellites out of our real life night sky (akin to noise cancelling headphones) 😔
January 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Carrots for January from our garden harvested by @MichaelaKHulse
January 4, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Mr 1: “Duck!”
January 3, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Out for Vietnamese in Palmerston North with the family.
January 3, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Manual #digitalpainting out of the top rail of the road bridge on this #photo I took while stopped in traffic and painting the bridge #architecture and #scenery back in. #photoshop
January 2, 2026 at 7:35 AM
20 to the power of 2, multiplied by zero to the power of 6, factorial as a pair of glasses.
January 1, 2026 at 2:32 AM
What do you call a fish with no eyes? “Fsh” #dadjoke #dadjokes

(Picture is of an actual fish with no eyes in Napier Aquarium, NZ - a “Blind Cave Fish”)
December 27, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Is it just me or is this a really weird reference in a duplo set?

(A clockwork orange)
December 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I discovered a trick for wrapping the weirdly shaped Toblerone chocolate we are giving to family as gifts- shove it inside an empty, cut-to-size wrapping paper tube and you have a much easier to wrap cylinder shape!
December 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Veg for four, a little bit of this and a little bit of that depending on what is ripe.
@MichaelaKHulse #mygardenprotest
December 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Mr 1 enjoying his lovely homemade fabric book, and Miss 4 with her secondhand ViewMaster which came with a stack of the rings with pictures from Santa’s childhood! So special! #secretsantaaonz

(Faces hidden for their privacy)
December 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
December 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Thank you so much to both my giftees! My main parcel got lost in the post, or so we thought, but then turned up two days ago after a week in Limbo. I’m very glad it did, because there was a lovely heartfelt gift for my whole family inside.

The gift contained a […]

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December 16, 2025 at 11:16 AM
The two parts of my #secretsantaaonz ready for opening in T-minus 3 minutes 😁
December 16, 2025 at 10:58 AM
And our indoor Plumcot with decorations on it!
December 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Our Lime and Lemon Xmas Trees all decorated and set up at our front door!
December 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Decorated Plumcot Xmas Tree, complete with star designed by Miss 4.
December 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Miss 4 found her number.
December 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
#secretsantaaonz my delayed present finally arrived and is dutifully stored in a perfectly sized shelf in my desk alongside my other gifts. Can’t wait to open!
December 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
@getcaughtliving.bsky.social your little heart with Liquid Glass on my iPhone looks like a notification when your post is just off screen 🤣🤣🤣
December 14, 2025 at 7:26 AM