Simon Caine
@simoncaine.bsky.social
Award-winning comedian, writer and content creator (a triple empty threat).
How's everyone else's Saturday?
June 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
How's everyone else's Saturday?
The theme song will be ICE ICE baby
May 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The theme song will be ICE ICE baby
I have a feeling this will be a short dance.
April 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I have a feeling this will be a short dance.
Flat for rent for the EdFringe.
Double bed.
Open plan.
£50,000 for the whole month.
No time wasters.
Double bed.
Open plan.
£50,000 for the whole month.
No time wasters.
April 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Flat for rent for the EdFringe.
Double bed.
Open plan.
£50,000 for the whole month.
No time wasters.
Double bed.
Open plan.
£50,000 for the whole month.
No time wasters.
If he doesn't reappear in 3 days he's missing a massive PR opportunity.
April 21, 2025 at 12:07 PM
If he doesn't reappear in 3 days he's missing a massive PR opportunity.
Someone's had a big trip to IKEA
April 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Someone's had a big trip to IKEA
I've been under represented for too long
March 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I've been under represented for too long
£1000 says Putin will be in an unofficial Tesla ad by Thursday.
March 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
£1000 says Putin will be in an unofficial Tesla ad by Thursday.
He's littering the Gulf of Mexico.
March 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
He's littering the Gulf of Mexico.
Even God has no good news right now.
March 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Even God has no good news right now.
"Washing machines live longer with Calgon"
February 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
"Washing machines live longer with Calgon"
POV you purchased a Hugo Boss suit in 1938.
February 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
POV you purchased a Hugo Boss suit in 1938.
Like a broken clock, even a buffoon is right twice a decade.
I feel dirty agreeing with him.
I feel dirty agreeing with him.
February 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Like a broken clock, even a buffoon is right twice a decade.
I feel dirty agreeing with him.
I feel dirty agreeing with him.
When you lied in the job interview...
February 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
When you lied in the job interview...
I want to go to bed but I also want to stay up refreshing this...
February 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I want to go to bed but I also want to stay up refreshing this...
Pretty bold of M&S to assume I need 3 Valentine's Cards. But a deals a deal...
February 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Pretty bold of M&S to assume I need 3 Valentine's Cards. But a deals a deal...
Well, he did say they're leaks...
February 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Well, he did say they're leaks...
Mark Zuckerberg doesn't like it when his personal data is shared/sold to people who might use it against his best interests?
Interesting... 🤔😂
Interesting... 🤔😂
January 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Mark Zuckerberg doesn't like it when his personal data is shared/sold to people who might use it against his best interests?
Interesting... 🤔😂
Interesting... 🤔😂
When a Nazi says you're terrible, you know you've done something wrong.
January 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
When a Nazi says you're terrible, you know you've done something wrong.
They say a photo is worth a thousand words. Well this photo is worth about a trillion dollars.
January 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
They say a photo is worth a thousand words. Well this photo is worth about a trillion dollars.