Simon Birenbaum
@simonbirenbaum.bsky.social
One way out....climb.
"It's a dead parrot!"
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
"It's a dead parrot!"
"This is Simon"
October 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
"This is Simon"
Can't believe the car wash place is pulling this shit during Pride month!
June 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Can't believe the car wash place is pulling this shit during Pride month!
SI for Kids. On the back was Steffi Graf, Mario Lemieux, Bret Saberhagen, and a surfer named Mike Parsons.
June 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
SI for Kids. On the back was Steffi Graf, Mario Lemieux, Bret Saberhagen, and a surfer named Mike Parsons.
Ok so this was just working out some childhood trauma? (No offense here, my kids loved that movie)
April 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Ok so this was just working out some childhood trauma? (No offense here, my kids loved that movie)
"Why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?"
March 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
"Why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?"
I could see this guy voting either way. Can we get a ruling?
November 5, 2024 at 12:37 PM
I could see this guy voting either way. Can we get a ruling?
Putting these two charts together for no particular reason whatsoever.
August 25, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Putting these two charts together for no particular reason whatsoever.
Media: "We must have an open convention, it can't be a coronation for Harris!"
Also media:
Also media:
July 22, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Media: "We must have an open convention, it can't be a coronation for Harris!"
Also media:
Also media:
North Ave and 83!
June 22, 2024 at 11:08 AM
North Ave and 83!
I'll never log off (of discord)!
June 21, 2024 at 12:08 AM
I'll never log off (of discord)!
If you see this, post a photo you took at sunset
June 17, 2024 at 11:03 AM
If you see this, post a photo you took at sunset
What this data doesn't take into account, however, is that a few rich people could be skewing the results.
June 12, 2024 at 10:34 AM
What this data doesn't take into account, however, is that a few rich people could be skewing the results.
All prosecutions are political. Only powerful people don't know that.
June 1, 2024 at 3:08 PM
All prosecutions are political. Only powerful people don't know that.
Just imagine how long his career could have been without that brain tumor.
April 29, 2024 at 11:22 AM
Just imagine how long his career could have been without that brain tumor.
When you don't know if what happened at Gettysburg was good or bad:
April 14, 2024 at 11:09 PM
When you don't know if what happened at Gettysburg was good or bad:
In 2020, Trump won a majority of both white non-evangelical protestants and white catholics.
www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/....
www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/....
April 1, 2024 at 10:34 PM
In 2020, Trump won a majority of both white non-evangelical protestants and white catholics.
www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/....
www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/....
Congress is quiet quitting.
February 7, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Congress is quiet quitting.
Found the energy I'm carrying with me into 2024 with inspirobot.me
January 1, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Found the energy I'm carrying with me into 2024 with inspirobot.me