Simon Bayliss
simonbayliss.bsky.social
Simon Bayliss
@simonbayliss.bsky.social
Partner, dad, fell-runner. Not always in that order

Derbyshire, England
Me: AI produces horrible slop

Also me, after my longest run this year: Look at the super incisive things Strava's AI has to say
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Maybe this wouldn't have happened if dogs hadn't been so busy getting themselves on ducks' beaks
February 23, 2025 at 8:20 AM
The panto (Snow White) at Sheffield's Lyceum Theatre was as good as ever. I hope my girls (19 and 15 now) never tire of going
December 23, 2024 at 9:38 AM
Presumably pigs in a blanket are what we Brits call Sausage Rolls, but what do you call what we call Pigs in Blankets, which are small sausages wrapped in bacon?
December 23, 2024 at 12:40 AM
It looks a little like this (especially when you compare the facial expressions of the pilot and chap on the right of painting)
December 20, 2024 at 9:51 AM
Charlie enjoying some shut-eye
December 2, 2024 at 9:54 PM
November 28, 2024 at 7:48 AM
I spotted these caterpillars recently, amazing camouflage
November 27, 2024 at 8:30 AM
This is the best Halloween decoration I ever made
November 15, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Bleaklow Stones in the mist
September 1, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Head torches out on the club off-road run last night round Beeley Moor/Chatsworth, first time in a few months.

Photo by Michael Kenyon
August 30, 2024 at 10:10 AM
Last summit of epic 61km run with 3,500m of vertical in the Howgill Fells, visiting every top over 400 m. A hard route on a very hot day
August 12, 2024 at 12:20 AM