Simon.
@simonashton.bsky.social
Scottish-born American. A joy of a human.
My mum says I still have to boycott over Errol's appearance at the Tory Party Conference in 1984
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My mum says I still have to boycott over Errol's appearance at the Tory Party Conference in 1984
WH Smith's in Newark. I regret nothing.
November 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
WH Smith's in Newark. I regret nothing.
Did you ever see Nick Cave responding to criticism for going to the royal wedding? Much in the same vein
www.theredhandfiles.com/why-are-you-...
www.theredhandfiles.com/why-are-you-...
June 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Did you ever see Nick Cave responding to criticism for going to the royal wedding? Much in the same vein
www.theredhandfiles.com/why-are-you-...
www.theredhandfiles.com/why-are-you-...
This was excellent, if a lil' too close to home at points. Well done (again!)
June 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This was excellent, if a lil' too close to home at points. Well done (again!)
This is the plot of the first story - The Stowaway - of Julian Barnes' 'A History of the World in 10½ Chapters'
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Histo...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Histo...
A History of the World in 10½ Chapters - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
May 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This is the plot of the first story - The Stowaway - of Julian Barnes' 'A History of the World in 10½ Chapters'
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Histo...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Histo...
And a very happy one I hope it is too
May 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
And a very happy one I hope it is too
Candy Darling, who was also on the cover of The Smiths' 'Sheila Take a Bow'!
April 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Candy Darling, who was also on the cover of The Smiths' 'Sheila Take a Bow'!
Algernon: “All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.”
Jack: “Is that clever?”
Algernon: “It is perfectly phrased! and quite as true as any observation in civilized life should be.”
Jack: “Is that clever?”
Algernon: “It is perfectly phrased! and quite as true as any observation in civilized life should be.”
April 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Algernon: “All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.”
Jack: “Is that clever?”
Algernon: “It is perfectly phrased! and quite as true as any observation in civilized life should be.”
Jack: “Is that clever?”
Algernon: “It is perfectly phrased! and quite as true as any observation in civilized life should be.”
My uncle, while working at the bbc, was sent to pick up something from Sports. He was quite startled to enter the tiny room and see (in those pre-Internet days) GH, alone, watching the Beeb's live feed of the Brazilian Grand Prix
April 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
My uncle, while working at the bbc, was sent to pick up something from Sports. He was quite startled to enter the tiny room and see (in those pre-Internet days) GH, alone, watching the Beeb's live feed of the Brazilian Grand Prix
Not in Frankie world.
"Eeeee-rect"
"Eeeee-rect"
April 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Not in Frankie world.
"Eeeee-rect"
"Eeeee-rect"
The Exploding Boy
Man Inside My Mouth
Babble*
(*I used to be great friends with Andrew from Sleaford Mods, and he /loved/ this song. We would listen to it over and over on the pub jukebox)
Man Inside My Mouth
Babble*
(*I used to be great friends with Andrew from Sleaford Mods, and he /loved/ this song. We would listen to it over and over on the pub jukebox)
March 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The Exploding Boy
Man Inside My Mouth
Babble*
(*I used to be great friends with Andrew from Sleaford Mods, and he /loved/ this song. We would listen to it over and over on the pub jukebox)
Man Inside My Mouth
Babble*
(*I used to be great friends with Andrew from Sleaford Mods, and he /loved/ this song. We would listen to it over and over on the pub jukebox)
Imagine the poor Derby fans - still praying for someone to steal the lowest points crown - having to watch both their East Midlands make unlikely title charges
January 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Imagine the poor Derby fans - still praying for someone to steal the lowest points crown - having to watch both their East Midlands make unlikely title charges
Ah, I skipped this one. I look forward to seeing it when it's published then
December 6, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Ah, I skipped this one. I look forward to seeing it when it's published then
Amazing, congrats! I wanted to read your 100 word one, but didn't see it linked from that post. Am I missing something?
December 6, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Amazing, congrats! I wanted to read your 100 word one, but didn't see it linked from that post. Am I missing something?