Simon Addams
@simonaddams.bsky.social
Writer. Contains distressing scenes. https://amazon.com/dp/B07V6ZDCHX
Have you considered shutting the fuck up?
December 25, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Have you considered shutting the fuck up?
Reposted by Simon Addams
If you like a book?
Review it. Ask your library to buy it. If you can afford it, buy a copy for a friend. Recommend it wherever you're social. Send the author an email, or a skeet, or a Ko-Fi. Write fanfic. Blow under the wings of the paper airplane so it can fly a little farther.
Review it. Ask your library to buy it. If you can afford it, buy a copy for a friend. Recommend it wherever you're social. Send the author an email, or a skeet, or a Ko-Fi. Write fanfic. Blow under the wings of the paper airplane so it can fly a little farther.
December 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
If you like a book?
Review it. Ask your library to buy it. If you can afford it, buy a copy for a friend. Recommend it wherever you're social. Send the author an email, or a skeet, or a Ko-Fi. Write fanfic. Blow under the wings of the paper airplane so it can fly a little farther.
Review it. Ask your library to buy it. If you can afford it, buy a copy for a friend. Recommend it wherever you're social. Send the author an email, or a skeet, or a Ko-Fi. Write fanfic. Blow under the wings of the paper airplane so it can fly a little farther.
He said all that to a turkey?
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
He said all that to a turkey?
This is useful. He has a distinct tell when he's lying
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
This is useful. He has a distinct tell when he's lying
He doesn't seem to be carrying a rifle as he runs to the wooded area where a rifle was apparently found
September 12, 2025 at 6:11 AM
He doesn't seem to be carrying a rifle as he runs to the wooded area where a rifle was apparently found
It's in the trees!
August 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It's in the trees!
Is that baby wearing camo?
August 21, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Is that baby wearing camo?
They'll eat Schneider first
August 17, 2025 at 7:17 AM
They'll eat Schneider first
Welcome...to my MIND PALACE.
a man in a suit with a bolo tie around his neck is holding a jacket
ALT: a man in a suit with a bolo tie around his neck is holding a jacket
media.tenor.com
August 15, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Welcome...to my MIND PALACE.
Because we drink too much when we go on holiday
July 21, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Because we drink too much when we go on holiday
Edward James Olmos in Bladerunner
July 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Edward James Olmos in Bladerunner
How about 'You deserve better'
June 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
How about 'You deserve better'
Columbo looks like Michael Cera
June 19, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Columbo looks like Michael Cera
"Much bigger than that ' - Those shitty phones aren't going to sell themselves
June 17, 2025 at 6:07 AM
"Much bigger than that ' - Those shitty phones aren't going to sell themselves
Sir, we have an Ellen Ripley on line one. She wants to speak to a manager.
May 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Sir, we have an Ellen Ripley on line one. She wants to speak to a manager.
Charity boxing match with Trump
May 7, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Charity boxing match with Trump
You should definitely pitch this to Amazon
April 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
You should definitely pitch this to Amazon
