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simon
@simon.coldcrit.art
cohost/producer of an art and popular media and nonsense podcast. I also I make other kinds of art at times.

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so what is the white house just a qvc set now?
March 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Isn’t it rad that we’re still seeing the death of children being politicized by the highest office in the country being used to distract from the destruction of every social safety net we’ve built over the past ~60 years? Progress sure looks diametrically opposed to what you’d expect.
March 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Unilaterally decided that today is Friday. If we have to live in a post-truth world we might as well get something out of it.
February 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
So are we all just OK with bands wearing their own merch on stage now? Guess we're gonna have to remake Can't Hardly Wait. youtu.be/-TEhVmOMlIs?...
Loveburger
YouTube video by A Think Piece
youtu.be
January 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Currently researching art that has caused accidental deaths, and you'd think there would really be a special add-on to exhibition insurance for accidental death and dismemberment.

Does Lemonade not offer this yet?
August 25, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Progress Win! The line for the men’s room at this venue is 3x the line for the women’s.
August 22, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Two billboards spotted back-to-back on approach to George Bush Intercontinental Airport:
1. Assault rifle store
2. Sex toy store

Turn this car around, driver. I’m not going anywhere.
August 21, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Planning a performance where I go to areas with Neighborhood Watch signs and skitter around in a trench coat and fedora
July 26, 2024 at 10:18 PM