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simon
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cohost/producer of an art and popular media and nonsense podcast. I also I make other kinds of art at times.

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But yeah, if for no other reason than those discussed in this thread, I want to see this one in particular succeed above and beyond.
March 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
There’s been some good AC since then. The more recent open-world RPGs like this one are definitely bloated, but I always end up putting in and enjoying some serious time with them. Historical fiction RPG comfort food.
March 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Wasn’t planning on buying this, but I just might be enough of a libt*rd cuck that this could convince me.

No one even works at the IRS any more cuz of musk. I’ll just deduct the purchase from my taxes.
March 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
so what is the white house just a qvc set now?
March 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Seriously I moved here from the PNW and it’s been dry and cold but barely a raindrop in sight. Good trade up imo.
March 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Isn’t it rad that we’re still seeing the death of children being politicized by the highest office in the country being used to distract from the destruction of every social safety net we’ve built over the past ~60 years? Progress sure looks diametrically opposed to what you’d expect.
March 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Doesn’t seem like he could handle being thrown down those stairs.
March 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“We are setting records right now.” Straight from the horse’s mouth.
March 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I don’t know, I get the feeling that Dan Flashes is too rough of a store for him.
March 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Just one guy who happens to be easy to find @elonjet.net
March 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
But I was led to believe one went broke from going woke
February 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
How do you think he got the jewelry to staying their slippery bodies?
February 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Or like he’s just clocking out from his part-time job handing out promo fliers for a new flavor of soft drink.
February 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Unilaterally decided that today is Friday. If we have to live in a post-truth world we might as well get something out of it.
February 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I listen to the audio of this as a sleep story.
February 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
In the past few months I've spent more time arguing with ChatGPT when I know it's wrong than I have getting any productive value out of it. But it's great at simultaneously being humble and overconfident when it apologizes for the error just before making the exact same error for the third time.
January 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
So are we all just OK with bands wearing their own merch on stage now? Guess we're gonna have to remake Can't Hardly Wait. youtu.be/-TEhVmOMlIs?...
Loveburger
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January 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Currently researching art that has caused accidental deaths, and you'd think there would really be a special add-on to exhibition insurance for accidental death and dismemberment.

Does Lemonade not offer this yet?
August 25, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Do women’s room lines also get bouncers when they’re over 50m long?
August 22, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Progress Win! The line for the men’s room at this venue is 3x the line for the women’s.
August 22, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Two billboards spotted back-to-back on approach to George Bush Intercontinental Airport:
1. Assault rifle store
2. Sex toy store

Turn this car around, driver. I’m not going anywhere.
August 21, 2024 at 5:19 PM
RIP to the memes we've forgotten to make room for new memes in our brain buckets
August 19, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Planning a performance where I go to areas with Neighborhood Watch signs and skitter around in a trench coat and fedora
July 26, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Ah yes, the episode in which we learn that Clarence Thomas received $5,000,000 worth of burrito bowls as gratuity over the past 20 years.
July 17, 2024 at 4:50 PM