Simisola
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I'm watching the documentary The Perfect Neighbor, and I've watched a lot of heartbreaking things in my life, but this takes the cake. I'm halfway through, and I fully had to pause it to catch my breath and just walk around.
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I'm watching the documentary The Perfect Neighbor, and I've watched a lot of heartbreaking things in my life, but this takes the cake. I'm halfway through, and I fully had to pause it to catch my breath and just walk around.
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BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani will be the next mayor of New York City, NBC News projects
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani will be the next mayor of New York City, NBC News projects
I feel Allah in this Chili's tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I feel Allah in this Chili's tonight
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(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶
a blackout when it's 100 degrees cool cool cool
June 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
a blackout when it's 100 degrees cool cool cool
I just remembered that I have a Bluesky account. Anyway, I graduated from college a few days ago.
May 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I just remembered that I have a Bluesky account. Anyway, I graduated from college a few days ago.
I'm trying to expand my horizons and become a Real Gamer, but how come all these enemies are allowed to hit me back? I beat BG3 on Tactician ONCE and started getting too big for my britches. Now Geralt of Rivia is getting his ass beat.
February 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I'm trying to expand my horizons and become a Real Gamer, but how come all these enemies are allowed to hit me back? I beat BG3 on Tactician ONCE and started getting too big for my britches. Now Geralt of Rivia is getting his ass beat.
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I turn 60 tomorrow. I have a lot.
1) All the cliches are true: your lifetime is composed of what you do each day. It’s over before you know it. Friends and family are better than things and money. Yes: even Live, Laugh, Love.
1) All the cliches are true: your lifetime is composed of what you do each day. It’s over before you know it. Friends and family are better than things and money. Yes: even Live, Laugh, Love.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I turn 60 tomorrow. I have a lot.
1) All the cliches are true: your lifetime is composed of what you do each day. It’s over before you know it. Friends and family are better than things and money. Yes: even Live, Laugh, Love.
1) All the cliches are true: your lifetime is composed of what you do each day. It’s over before you know it. Friends and family are better than things and money. Yes: even Live, Laugh, Love.
I never thought about the fact that Durge walks into Gortash's house like, "I'm here to stop your nefarious plan, you evil-doer!" when it was Durge who CAME UP WITH THE IDEA in the first place. Gortie's all confused at the inauguration like, "Babes, this is /your/ plan."
January 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I never thought about the fact that Durge walks into Gortash's house like, "I'm here to stop your nefarious plan, you evil-doer!" when it was Durge who CAME UP WITH THE IDEA in the first place. Gortie's all confused at the inauguration like, "Babes, this is /your/ plan."
Dungeons and Drag Queens is so funny I know season 2 isn't over but I need season 3 thanks.
January 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Dungeons and Drag Queens is so funny I know season 2 isn't over but I need season 3 thanks.
Talking to the companions after Gortash's coronation is so funny it's midnight here rn and I can't stop cracking up all the companions are mad at me for being a Bhaalspawn and doing evil shit in the past when I already told them this did they think I was joking??
January 9, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Talking to the companions after Gortash's coronation is so funny it's midnight here rn and I can't stop cracking up all the companions are mad at me for being a Bhaalspawn and doing evil shit in the past when I already told them this did they think I was joking??
My Durge has so many dead bodies that he's not doing anything with (he likes looking at them to control The Urges) but I can't give them to the newborn mindflayer because it'll break his oath. UGH. Damn paladins.
January 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My Durge has so many dead bodies that he's not doing anything with (he likes looking at them to control The Urges) but I can't give them to the newborn mindflayer because it'll break his oath. UGH. Damn paladins.
I love playing a paladin Durge because my first instanct is to just kill people but then I remember that'll break my oath. It's like enforced method acting I'm actually fighting my dark urges.
January 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I love playing a paladin Durge because my first instanct is to just kill people but then I remember that'll break my oath. It's like enforced method acting I'm actually fighting my dark urges.
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Happy #NewYear2025!
(I was so busy eating cheese that I nearly forgot to post this! 😅)
#newyears #happynewyear
(I was so busy eating cheese that I nearly forgot to post this! 😅)
#newyears #happynewyear
January 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Happy #NewYear2025!
(I was so busy eating cheese that I nearly forgot to post this! 😅)
#newyears #happynewyear
(I was so busy eating cheese that I nearly forgot to post this! 😅)
#newyears #happynewyear
Everyone celebrating outside. See, this is why people who live in NYC don't go to Times Square who needs all that when you can just chill with your neighbors.
January 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Everyone celebrating outside. See, this is why people who live in NYC don't go to Times Square who needs all that when you can just chill with your neighbors.
Apparently I'm going to start 2025 with an intense headache and a nosebleed. I'm not taking that as a bad omen it's totally a sign that I'm the main character in an anime and my powers are manifesting. Or I saw a hot woman.
January 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Apparently I'm going to start 2025 with an intense headache and a nosebleed. I'm not taking that as a bad omen it's totally a sign that I'm the main character in an anime and my powers are manifesting. Or I saw a hot woman.
I watched a lot of British panel shows and other stuff growing up and I am just realizing now that the man I pictured in my head whenever they mentioned Robbie Williams is actually George Michael.
December 29, 2024 at 3:00 AM
I watched a lot of British panel shows and other stuff growing up and I am just realizing now that the man I pictured in my head whenever they mentioned Robbie Williams is actually George Michael.
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Queens Who Like to Watch has funny censorship because they will fully say the f-slur but then have "fuck" be bleeped.
December 24, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Queens Who Like to Watch has funny censorship because they will fully say the f-slur but then have "fuck" be bleeped.
The Black Friday Steam Sale made me take all the games off my wishlist because if I'm not interested in buying the game when it's like $5 or $10, I'm likely never going to be interested in getting it.
Did you ever do that thing where you put a game on your Steam wishlist and then watch it go on sale year after year, event after event, sale after sale, and never buy it, and eventually it dawns on you that you never actually wanted it
December 20, 2024 at 4:05 PM
The Black Friday Steam Sale made me take all the games off my wishlist because if I'm not interested in buying the game when it's like $5 or $10, I'm likely never going to be interested in getting it.
That battle rap video where the woman's like "I think your lisp is cute, don't listen to them, man. Say 'seven sizzling sausages in a saucepan'," cracks me up every time I see it, but then I remember I have a lisp and can't actually say seven sizzling sausages in a saucepan.
December 20, 2024 at 4:00 PM
That battle rap video where the woman's like "I think your lisp is cute, don't listen to them, man. Say 'seven sizzling sausages in a saucepan'," cracks me up every time I see it, but then I remember I have a lisp and can't actually say seven sizzling sausages in a saucepan.
Astarion's lines are extra cringy when you're playing a big buff paladin tiefling man. You tiny elf boy you don't make me shiver I'm like 7 feet tall I could break you
December 19, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Astarion's lines are extra cringy when you're playing a big buff paladin tiefling man. You tiny elf boy you don't make me shiver I'm like 7 feet tall I could break you