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Simian Industries
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Giant nerd. I build buildings. And fix stuff. I make things go.
Today was FUCKING MISERABLE and tomorrow is looking to be worse.

Joy.
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This isn't me I swear
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
You should try forks, or knives. I don't think I've had any spoons for about two years and I'm just fine...?

I hope your pen is now cooperative nao
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"What do you want for your birthday?" Same thing as every year:
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I fucking hate this place
November 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Called it (at 9:21am :3)!

So wonderful you're Kyra this year!!!
October 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Still not even on the highway but I found the problem.

Nevada drivers are easily the worst drivers I've ever seen.
October 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
31 minutes later:
October 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
#1: 7:20am
#2: 7:55am

I hate this place. I swear to god if they don't let me WFH for the first and the last 1-2 hours of my day instead of trying to force me into the office I'll lose my shit. Everything about my job is remote but most people I work with have never actually done true remote...
October 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Oranges
October 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Mine does that because I don't have shit going on. Until last week, every day was basically the same exact shit like Groundhog Day.

I never thought I'd understand where Bill Murray's character was coming from but here I am.

Deeply grateful for this last week but I need more things going on
October 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This asshole guy to see his original person today and was hiding like a kitten with only his head behind a sheet.
He clearly recognized her but didn't want to be held by her just me
October 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Could be worse
August 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM