Simian Industries
@simianindustries.bsky.social
Giant nerd. I build buildings. And fix stuff. I make things go.
Now I remember why i was so focused on just my career: it's easy
I really don't want to deal with dating. I'm lonely, but the entire process sounds so exhausting and its so different from 8 years ago.
And friends are great but unreliable vs a partner.
Work tho. It'll happily take up your time
I really don't want to deal with dating. I'm lonely, but the entire process sounds so exhausting and its so different from 8 years ago.
And friends are great but unreliable vs a partner.
Work tho. It'll happily take up your time
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Now I remember why i was so focused on just my career: it's easy
I really don't want to deal with dating. I'm lonely, but the entire process sounds so exhausting and its so different from 8 years ago.
And friends are great but unreliable vs a partner.
Work tho. It'll happily take up your time
I really don't want to deal with dating. I'm lonely, but the entire process sounds so exhausting and its so different from 8 years ago.
And friends are great but unreliable vs a partner.
Work tho. It'll happily take up your time
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Tempted to put in PTO for my birthday (naturally my current employer isn't as awesome as my old one) but I don't know what to do with that day.
It's Thanksgiving the next day. Everyone is busy. May as well work?
It's Thanksgiving the next day. Everyone is busy. May as well work?
November 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Tempted to put in PTO for my birthday (naturally my current employer isn't as awesome as my old one) but I don't know what to do with that day.
It's Thanksgiving the next day. Everyone is busy. May as well work?
It's Thanksgiving the next day. Everyone is busy. May as well work?
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There are some real gems in these archives.
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
There are some real gems in these archives.
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It's Tuesday. It's November. And it's been awhile. So lets tell the story about the eel, the scheming wife who ate it, and the talking magpie that ratted her out!
That's right! It's time for the eel tale from the 1370s blockbuster hit, "The Book of the Knight of the Tower." 1/5
🗃️🧪
That's right! It's time for the eel tale from the 1370s blockbuster hit, "The Book of the Knight of the Tower." 1/5
🗃️🧪
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It's Tuesday. It's November. And it's been awhile. So lets tell the story about the eel, the scheming wife who ate it, and the talking magpie that ratted her out!
That's right! It's time for the eel tale from the 1370s blockbuster hit, "The Book of the Knight of the Tower." 1/5
🗃️🧪
That's right! It's time for the eel tale from the 1370s blockbuster hit, "The Book of the Knight of the Tower." 1/5
🗃️🧪
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in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
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Robert walks his former colleague @leeicedtea.bsky.social through the life and times of Thomas Thistlewood, a slave owner and monster of the first order who kept a detailed diary of all his crimes against humanity.
@iwriteok.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social
www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
@iwriteok.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social
www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Robert walks his former colleague @leeicedtea.bsky.social through the life and times of Thomas Thistlewood, a slave owner and monster of the first order who kept a detailed diary of all his crimes against humanity.
@iwriteok.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social
www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
@iwriteok.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social
www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
Today was FUCKING MISERABLE and tomorrow is looking to be worse.
Joy.
Joy.
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Today was FUCKING MISERABLE and tomorrow is looking to be worse.
Joy.
Joy.
This isn't me I swear
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This isn't me I swear
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Don't call the cops on someone in a mental health crisis unless you want them dead.
Three former San Antonio police officers were acquitted on Monday of all charges related to the fatal shooting of a woman who appeared to be having a mental health crisis when they were dispatched to her apartment in 2023. nyti.ms/4qRnvvT
3 San Antonio Officers Acquitted in Fatal Shooting of Woman in 2023
Melissa Perez, 46, swung a hammer in their direction and appeared to be in distress in her home when the officers arrived, officials said.
nyti.ms
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Don't call the cops on someone in a mental health crisis unless you want them dead.
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Hey friends!
For those of you still looking to book a hotel room for the con, first-come first-serve bookings are now available! Be sure to snag your room quickly before they fill up!
furtherconfusion.org/hotel/reserv...
For those of you still looking to book a hotel room for the con, first-come first-serve bookings are now available! Be sure to snag your room quickly before they fill up!
furtherconfusion.org/hotel/reserv...
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Hey friends!
For those of you still looking to book a hotel room for the con, first-come first-serve bookings are now available! Be sure to snag your room quickly before they fill up!
furtherconfusion.org/hotel/reserv...
For those of you still looking to book a hotel room for the con, first-come first-serve bookings are now available! Be sure to snag your room quickly before they fill up!
furtherconfusion.org/hotel/reserv...
I'm totally not conflicted about building four of these things.
Nope.
Nope.
This is insane. This is *literally* doing the same mechanics of the housing crisis and 2008 recession but to create debt to finance construction of AI data centers
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/b...
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I'm totally not conflicted about building four of these things.
Nope.
Nope.
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"What do you want for your birthday?" Same thing as every year:
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"What do you want for your birthday?" Same thing as every year:
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ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
CHICAGO—His heart racing with terror as he found himself completely surrounded, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent conducting a raid on a Chicago elementary school reportedly fell into panic...
theonion.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
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if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
I can't fucking deal with work today. Thankfully we get out in about 1-3 hours but I don't get Monday or Tuesday off. I'm stressed to fuck and have no outlets for it right now.
And a forced reinspection of my apartment Tuesday. For bullshit reasons. I seriously can't deal with any of this
And a forced reinspection of my apartment Tuesday. For bullshit reasons. I seriously can't deal with any of this
November 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I can't fucking deal with work today. Thankfully we get out in about 1-3 hours but I don't get Monday or Tuesday off. I'm stressed to fuck and have no outlets for it right now.
And a forced reinspection of my apartment Tuesday. For bullshit reasons. I seriously can't deal with any of this
And a forced reinspection of my apartment Tuesday. For bullshit reasons. I seriously can't deal with any of this
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Well now, would you look at that?
A massive study of NEARLY 300,000 people in the United States found that receiving an updated 2024-2025 mRNA COVID-19 vaccine REDUCED people’s risk of severe disease AND death in ALL age groups, REGARDLESS of immunity from prior infection or vaccination.
A massive study of NEARLY 300,000 people in the United States found that receiving an updated 2024-2025 mRNA COVID-19 vaccine REDUCED people’s risk of severe disease AND death in ALL age groups, REGARDLESS of immunity from prior infection or vaccination.
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Well now, would you look at that?
A massive study of NEARLY 300,000 people in the United States found that receiving an updated 2024-2025 mRNA COVID-19 vaccine REDUCED people’s risk of severe disease AND death in ALL age groups, REGARDLESS of immunity from prior infection or vaccination.
A massive study of NEARLY 300,000 people in the United States found that receiving an updated 2024-2025 mRNA COVID-19 vaccine REDUCED people’s risk of severe disease AND death in ALL age groups, REGARDLESS of immunity from prior infection or vaccination.
So tired of being supportive to those that don't support back but this shit is pathological. I can't help but do it if I can. I can't turn off the empathy. But it's exhausting.
And I'm already exhausted and burnt out
And I'm already exhausted and burnt out
November 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
So tired of being supportive to those that don't support back but this shit is pathological. I can't help but do it if I can. I can't turn off the empathy. But it's exhausting.
And I'm already exhausted and burnt out
And I'm already exhausted and burnt out
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BREAKING: A man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington, D.C., is found not guilty of assault.
Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in Washington is found not guilty of assault charge
A former Justice Department employee who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during President Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington has been found not guilty of assault.
bit.ly
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
BREAKING: A man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington, D.C., is found not guilty of assault.
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“SO HAPPY!” the defense attorney exclaims upon exiting the courtroom. “I hope you are happy too,” she says to the media liaison for the court, who replies, “Well, I’m the media liaison for the court.”
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
“SO HAPPY!” the defense attorney exclaims upon exiting the courtroom. “I hope you are happy too,” she says to the media liaison for the court, who replies, “Well, I’m the media liaison for the court.”
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Jury nullification is good and it's a good sign for America's path out of authoritarianism that juries are recognizing their power to nullify.
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Jury nullification is good and it's a good sign for America's path out of authoritarianism that juries are recognizing their power to nullify.
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My dad is crashing out hard
November 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My dad is crashing out hard