Dave Simanoff
@simanoff.bsky.social
Pretty, witty, gay.
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It was all done in the best possible taste.
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It was all done in the best possible taste.
To quote “The Princess Bride”:
“It's just they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
“It's just they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
October 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
To quote “The Princess Bride”:
“It's just they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
“It's just they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
Better than wearing a scarf as pants, I guess.
October 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Better than wearing a scarf as pants, I guess.
I am team &c. Always have been. Always will be.
September 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I am team &c. Always have been. Always will be.
And when you find a pocket inside a pocket … bliss!
September 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
And when you find a pocket inside a pocket … bliss!
Mario and Luigi socks FTW.
September 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Mario and Luigi socks FTW.
That explains my Stan Smiths foot(wear) fetish.
September 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
That explains my Stan Smiths foot(wear) fetish.
Go to Guthrie’s. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
September 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Go to Guthrie’s. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
This is the movie that pushed Liz Lemon over the edge.
September 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This is the movie that pushed Liz Lemon over the edge.
Am I ... the baddie?
August 30, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Am I ... the baddie?