Dave Simanoff
@simanoff.bsky.social
Pretty, witty, gay.
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Top 1,000. This should come as a surprise to no one.
December 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Top 1,000. This should come as a surprise to no one.
Me: I’d like an in-room safe.
Hyatt Place:
Hyatt Place:
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Me: I’d like an in-room safe.
Hyatt Place:
Hyatt Place:
Bayshore, sunrise.
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Bayshore, sunrise.
Pop .. six … squish … uh-uh … OMG IT’S REAL! … Lipschitz
October 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Pop .. six … squish … uh-uh … OMG IT’S REAL! … Lipschitz
Linus, channeling Martha Stewart: “I want to focus on my rubber ball.”
October 15, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Linus, channeling Martha Stewart: “I want to focus on my rubber ball.”
Another golden morning in Tampa.
October 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Another golden morning in Tampa.
Bayshore just before sunrise.
September 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Bayshore just before sunrise.
It takes several minutes for the light of the sun to reach the earth, but just a few seconds to take a photo and post it.
September 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It takes several minutes for the light of the sun to reach the earth, but just a few seconds to take a photo and post it.
A happy accident! I moved my camera while taking a long exposure photo. This is downtown Tampa before sunrise as seen from Bayshore.
September 17, 2025 at 12:42 PM
A happy accident! I moved my camera while taking a long exposure photo. This is downtown Tampa before sunrise as seen from Bayshore.
At Grammarly HQ:
Marketer 1: "Our Evernotification is nearly complete. How do we show longtime users that we only care about enterprise sales now?"
Marketer 2: "Pop-up boxes to shill marketing assets."
M1: "Will they block the screen?"
M2: "Of course!"
M1: "Perfect!"
Marketer 1: "Our Evernotification is nearly complete. How do we show longtime users that we only care about enterprise sales now?"
Marketer 2: "Pop-up boxes to shill marketing assets."
M1: "Will they block the screen?"
M2: "Of course!"
M1: "Perfect!"
September 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
At Grammarly HQ:
Marketer 1: "Our Evernotification is nearly complete. How do we show longtime users that we only care about enterprise sales now?"
Marketer 2: "Pop-up boxes to shill marketing assets."
M1: "Will they block the screen?"
M2: "Of course!"
M1: "Perfect!"
Marketer 1: "Our Evernotification is nearly complete. How do we show longtime users that we only care about enterprise sales now?"
Marketer 2: "Pop-up boxes to shill marketing assets."
M1: "Will they block the screen?"
M2: "Of course!"
M1: "Perfect!"
If there’s a better place to see a film than the Tampa Theatre, I haven’t been there.
No one has.
There is no better place to see a film than here.
No one has.
There is no better place to see a film than here.
September 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
If there’s a better place to see a film than the Tampa Theatre, I haven’t been there.
No one has.
There is no better place to see a film than here.
No one has.
There is no better place to see a film than here.
Toto, I have a feeling we’re not on Bayshore anymore. Good morning from Charleston.
September 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Toto, I have a feeling we’re not on Bayshore anymore. Good morning from Charleston.
The award for the worst idiomatic range phrase goes to …
August 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The award for the worst idiomatic range phrase goes to …
I call this photo "I shoulda checked the rain forecast before heading to Bayshore this morning."
August 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I call this photo "I shoulda checked the rain forecast before heading to Bayshore this morning."
It exists! Just a letter off.
August 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It exists! Just a letter off.
Views from Bayshore this morning: Jupiter and Venus before sunrise, and orange cotton clouds over the Ritz-Carlton.
August 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Views from Bayshore this morning: Jupiter and Venus before sunrise, and orange cotton clouds over the Ritz-Carlton.
Proof that senior dogs can still have puppy dog eyes.
August 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Proof that senior dogs can still have puppy dog eyes.
Yoink! Here are the words and phrases I've stolen from the Simpsons and use in everyday conversation. dailydave.com/posts/entert...
D’ohcabulary: Ten Simpsonsisms I Use All the Time
To vocabulary! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
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August 14, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Yoink! Here are the words and phrases I've stolen from the Simpsons and use in everyday conversation. dailydave.com/posts/entert...
More early morning sights on Bayshore: Jupiter and Venus in the sky before dawn, and the first streaks of sunlight.
August 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
More early morning sights on Bayshore: Jupiter and Venus in the sky before dawn, and the first streaks of sunlight.
Good morning from world-famous Bayshore Boulevard!
August 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Good morning from world-famous Bayshore Boulevard!
But who’s got his apostrophes?
August 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
But who’s got his apostrophes?