Not true! At least half of my plans are out in the open!

Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'.

Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.

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He's about to pass Lindsay '69, and he might pass Lindsay '65. But Fiorello Laguardia got 1.3 million votes in NINETEEN FUCKING THIRTY-SEVEN.

Fucking batshit. I love this city.

Finlay, how have we not found each other in over/under?

Building 3 drug factories now…

Ok, but I know someone who has this, and the flowers are frogs. They are little pink frogs. LEGO used the frog mold that they already had and made pink ones and those are the flowers. The flowers are frogs.

Happy to have set that one in motion!

The Union keeps complaining every time I hire Teamsters! It is their #1 complaint!

There must be a way to weaponize meme culture to make “defending your yard against 30-50k feral nazis” a rallying cry that terminally online nihilists would actually go for.

Oh my god. How have I not thought about this before? I think about the music from FFX-2 on a weekly basis!

I think “here” means in the court room. All of his lawyers are at this hearing, so they wouldn’t be available for the credible fear interview.

Someone needs to make Adolescence, but for grown-ups who lose their marbles on the internet. And also make it funny. Like Four Lions

Jim Jeffries, “I can’t be gay because I could never fuck something that I respect”? That Jim Jeffries?