I will not use the movie to espouse my own copium crank theories on the reclamation of critique by capital

I will not spend the rest of my life quietly obsessed with all the ways that this film is inevitably going to undermine itself and the causes it represents

I will not become a video essayist

I will not watch the movie

I will not be consumed by morbid fascination with the way this transparent attempt to depoliticise the story will inevitably fail

I will not be compelled to dissect the tension between the themes of the source material and the deliberately compromised adaptation

Pupdate: same again today

Only today was even hotter

And we started even earlier because a really good place had its inspection on first thing in the morning

I’m die

Show me… free drone hood!🤞

Or possibly a null bulge suit for a certain dog if they’re VERY well behaved🤭

AAAAAAAA CONGRATULATIONS BABE💜💜💜

Double-ended genderfuckery like this is a *very* underrated vibe IMO

Sometimes? IMO all baby Pokemon should be unevolved, but not every unevolved Pokemon is necessarily a baby. Therefore, all Pkmn age regression should involve devolution, but not all devolution is necessarily age regression.

TLDR every square is a rectangle, but not every rectangle is a square.

I've always felt SPH is more a state of mind than anything.

It doesn't matter how big a cock *really* is. The right dom can still make you feel like it's the cutest, tiniest clitty in the whole world💜

And of course, locking it up nice and tight always helps😈

You’re welcome, babe😘

Stop invoking my name to scare your friends.

First of all, it's mean. Second of all, you should be invoking @pupsaturn.dog instead, she's way scarier😈

i do truly believe that everyone on earth could eventually change for the better, no matter how far gone, and could i freeze time and give everyone a little hyperbolic time chamber, i would.

i also recognize that if someone is holding a knife to your throat, there is not time for therapy.

Literally the first thing I remember being formally taught was a preschool teacher instructing us to sneeze/cough into our elbows rather than our hands. Like, no joke, it's one of my earliest memories lmao

Such basic etiquette that literal (and figurative😉) toddlers can understand it. AND YET.

It makes sense if you read it as a kneejerk reaction to the flood of r34. Can't have big-tiddy Mega-Lopunny if there's no chest to put the tiddy on.

Props to whoever snuck the thicc-thighs-in-ripped-tights aspect past the prude that stole the poor bnuuys ribcage

Leo must be all but in shock. Not only did he beat another Gym leader, he did it on the first attempt! With significant casualties, granted, but still! Not half bad for diaper-dumping dork, huh?

Anyway, I guess next time we’ll be trying our hand at that Team Galactic base.

Sparks just barely survived a Grass Knot, and a Spark managed to KO despite being resisted. Second Gym down!

Lucky put up a good fight, but Ember just wasn’t enough to overcome the level gap and the berry heal. The Roserade outsped, so I tried a desperate Mach Punch, praying for a crit or something. No dice.

Basically what I expected.

Gardenia set up Safeguard on it, but I just had Flit spam Wing Attack until it fell over. Time for the ace…