Professor Pooty
@silvercoloureddisc.bsky.social
NUFC
Strangeness from all sides.
Strangeness from all sides.
Score first
Sit back and invite pressure
Concede equaliser
Lose
Rinse and repeat.
Sit back and invite pressure
Concede equaliser
Lose
Rinse and repeat.
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Score first
Sit back and invite pressure
Concede equaliser
Lose
Rinse and repeat.
Sit back and invite pressure
Concede equaliser
Lose
Rinse and repeat.
Man U v Forest and we’ve got spitty analysing Liverpool’s loss.
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Man U v Forest and we’ve got spitty analysing Liverpool’s loss.
We’re going to get smashed by the mackems you know. It could be really painful.
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
We’re going to get smashed by the mackems you know. It could be really painful.
Howe isn’t Guardiola or Klopp and deserves absolute pelters for this.
Absolutely embarrassing.
Absolutely embarrassing.
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Howe isn’t Guardiola or Klopp and deserves absolute pelters for this.
Absolutely embarrassing.
Absolutely embarrassing.
I hope the travelling fans boo them off or at least make their feelings known. They’ll probably just clap and sing the Eddie Howe and Jason Tindall song 🙄
November 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I hope the travelling fans boo them off or at least make their feelings known. They’ll probably just clap and sing the Eddie Howe and Jason Tindall song 🙄
I just hope even the happiest of happy clappers can admit that Howe has got it wrong time and time again this season. His decision making today has been baffling. Restore Hall at LB NOW and drop Nick ‘I can’t catch a ball’ Pope NOW. We’re getting hammered off the mackems.
Local press need to do their job and quiz Howe about his decision to leave a rattled Burn on a yellow card on after multiple warning. Madness.
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I just hope even the happiest of happy clappers can admit that Howe has got it wrong time and time again this season. His decision making today has been baffling. Restore Hall at LB NOW and drop Nick ‘I can’t catch a ball’ Pope NOW. We’re getting hammered off the mackems.
Fucking get that idiot Nick Pope off.
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Fucking get that idiot Nick Pope off.
If this is how we’re going to play away from home I’m shitting it for the derby.
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
If this is how we’re going to play away from home I’m shitting it for the derby.
Aye we’re winning but this is turgid. Again.
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Aye we’re winning but this is turgid. Again.
Does Nick Pope know you can catch the fucking ball?!
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Does Nick Pope know you can catch the fucking ball?!
POPE MAN FUCK OFF
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
POPE MAN FUCK OFF
Right how about we DON’T sit back for the rest of the game inviting pressure?
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Right how about we DON’T sit back for the rest of the game inviting pressure?
Well as expected this is fucking shite.
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Well as expected this is fucking shite.
Erm any chance we can try and press instead of camping in our half?
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Erm any chance we can try and press instead of camping in our half?
Right here we fucking go again.
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Right here we fucking go again.
Gordon losing it again. This is poor despite us winning. Like Sunday.
November 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Gordon losing it again. This is poor despite us winning. Like Sunday.
That’s an extraordinary header!
November 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
That’s an extraordinary header!
Let them back into it too much there like. We’re lucky to still be winning. Stick a rocket up them, Eddie.
October 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Let them back into it too much there like. We’re lucky to still be winning. Stick a rocket up them, Eddie.
It’s getting too easy for them now. Howay lads fingers out.
October 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It’s getting too easy for them now. Howay lads fingers out.
Sorry like but Elanga at present is shite. Murphy needs to start.
October 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Sorry like but Elanga at present is shite. Murphy needs to start.
Any reason the dippers are booing the champs league anthem? Just being victims?
September 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Any reason the dippers are booing the champs league anthem? Just being victims?
Utter corruption. What’s 10 million quid to Chelsea?! If I was a fan of Everton or Forest I’d be furious.
September 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Utter corruption. What’s 10 million quid to Chelsea?! If I was a fan of Everton or Forest I’d be furious.
Oh look Van Dijk using his fucking elbows again. Cunt. This ref is a disgrace. Can’t stop the game when Liverpool are attacking fuck the head injury eh?
August 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Oh look Van Dijk using his fucking elbows again. Cunt. This ref is a disgrace. Can’t stop the game when Liverpool are attacking fuck the head injury eh?
10 days until Villa and we’re weaker.
The Newcastle way.
The Newcastle way.
August 6, 2025 at 11:47 AM
10 days until Villa and we’re weaker.
The Newcastle way.
The Newcastle way.
Newcastle United where we go from ‘this could be one of the most exciting transfer windows in our history’ to not only an average window, not even a poor one but perhaps the most embarrassing transfer window in history.
I’m trying to remain optimistic but I’m failing.
I’m trying to remain optimistic but I’m failing.
August 6, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Newcastle United where we go from ‘this could be one of the most exciting transfer windows in our history’ to not only an average window, not even a poor one but perhaps the most embarrassing transfer window in history.
I’m trying to remain optimistic but I’m failing.
I’m trying to remain optimistic but I’m failing.