Mikael Garret Hawke
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sillyhawke.bsky.social
Mikael Garret Hawke
@sillyhawke.bsky.social
not only have i been through hell, they also named me it's champion!

happily 💍 to https://bsky.app/profile/lyriumwraith.bsky.social

[art of my hawke by beasnake on twt]
[rp/silly account for my hawke. main: https://bsky.app/profile/simsby.bsky.social ]
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#ooc
thingie since this seems a good idea

- 18+. writer is 21+, NO MINORS ALLOWED
- ship and platonic stuff are obviously fine (nsfw in private only + with ppl i'm comfy with)
- i also do long rp on discord so feel free to ask about that if you wanna!!
- hawke facts dropped below!!
Reposted by Mikael Garret Hawke
#ooc you know what, i'm going to say it. like varric, i'm old and tired and done this too many times. gonna hold your hand with a pair of hot tongs when i say this and i'm not gonna sugar coat it. we've tried that. y'all don't listen.

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January 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It's time I made a squad. A malewife squad. Who will join me?
January 1, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Yes, good. Now join me, Cullen. And become a true malewife.
I am sorry for any previous statements I may have made. I believe I was possessed by a demon of stupidity.
January 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Reposted by Mikael Garret Hawke
nothing wrong with being a malewife. i love being one.
December 23, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Just a reminder. "New year, new me" doesn't mean "new year, /better/ me". I, for one, plan on being much worse.
December 31, 2024 at 9:46 PM
#ooc ((was not expecting spite to pick up on mikael's past drinking problems like that ----))
December 30, 2024 at 7:49 PM
December 30, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Wait. Did I just see Flemeth? Shit's getting wild, I swear.
December 26, 2024 at 5:53 AM
*has a present for @lyriumwraith.bsky.social the minute he's around again and is very excited to give it to him*
December 26, 2024 at 1:01 AM
#ooc ((not @lyriumwraith.bsky.social making me deadass emotional about fenhawke all over again as they always do and have for years now ‐‐ ily))
December 25, 2024 at 7:51 PM
*dressed up in a red suit and has dusted his hair and beard so they look white* ho ho ho
December 25, 2024 at 7:30 PM
nothing wrong with being a malewife. i love being one.
December 23, 2024 at 8:19 PM
it's also really, really attractive.
Is wielding a sword the size of your own body practical? No.

But is it good cardio? Also no.
December 23, 2024 at 6:21 PM
alexa, play "somebody i used to know". i have just been betrayed by my own husband
December 21, 2024 at 5:48 PM
#ooc
thingie since this seems a good idea

- 18+. writer is 21+, NO MINORS ALLOWED
- ship and platonic stuff are obviously fine (nsfw in private only + with ppl i'm comfy with)
- i also do long rp on discord so feel free to ask about that if you wanna!!
- hawke facts dropped below!!
December 21, 2024 at 4:46 PM
oh you have GOT to be shitting me ( @the-elder-one.bsky.social )
December 21, 2024 at 3:23 PM
you all scared the shit out of me for nothing!
You guys have to stop telling people I'm dead!
December 21, 2024 at 5:02 AM
@lyriumwraith.bsky.social my husband has arrived! *is he going to smooch the elf husband? yes, yes he is!*
December 21, 2024 at 5:01 AM
hey, @notfenharel.bsky.social where you at? i just wanna talk 😀
December 21, 2024 at 4:02 AM
#ooc ((being so fr tho if hawke found out about varric, he'd go full scorched earth and he's so real for that))
December 21, 2024 at 3:56 AM
assuming that's the solas neve mentioned. cool. time to rip some ears off a god.
Well he died...trying to talk some sense into the ancient elvhen god of sarcasm.
December 21, 2024 at 3:54 AM
@anderfels.bsky.social very subtle, very discreet. totally sure nobody will question it.
December 21, 2024 at 3:42 AM
i missed out on a lot today, huh? well at least trouble avoided me so that's something
December 21, 2024 at 3:27 AM
there's something unendingly endearing seeing my daughter do things fenris does and vise versa. the nose scrunch they share is going to kill me one day from a fondness filled heart attack, no joke.
December 20, 2024 at 6:37 PM
it's so funny sometimes when people think fenris is dainty just because he's skinny. man can and has picked me up and carried me before and i'm significantly bigger than him.... it's swoon worthy, really.
December 20, 2024 at 4:07 PM