Brief life update before i go back to the site with all the shrieking schizophrenics and Nazis: finally going to play some shows in California

Too many people on the tl posting about their happy relationships rn….

Mizu posting

This is what I mean when I say Bluesky doesn’t have the juice yet. You just can’t get this type of insanity straight from the hose here yet.

Every time I come back to blue sky it’s a little more active, but as far as I can tell it still doesn’t have the discourse thunder-dome of schizophrenics shrieking at eachother that made Twitter so good. Or is that here and I just don’t know where to find it?

This is the only social media platform not currently trying to sell me a waterproof sex blanket or heavy farming equipment.

Uber driver to the airport is also named Justin. One of us is gonna have to change

Does clippy have a template for a “sorry you’re currently experiencing a self-coup” message?

"Danger is my middle name." —Sir Coward Danger Giantpussy

I'm on 2 tracks on this massive tribute to my friends Coma Regalia, can't wait to hear the whole thing on Monday

Come watch me get really sweaty

Spending 20 seconds on threads has fully rekindled my belief that it should be legal to hunt brand social media managers for sport

Gonna steal the “moreover, ice must be destroyed” person’s shtick on here but monetize it