Closing out a quarterly business review by descending into the floor like Taylor Swift before putting on a new outfit for the Q1 lookahead
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Closing out a quarterly business review by descending into the floor like Taylor Swift before putting on a new outfit for the Q1 lookahead
Imagine a world without "Happy" by Pharrell Williams. It's better, isn't it?
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Imagine a world without "Happy" by Pharrell Williams. It's better, isn't it?
Toddler just hit a new milestone! While she’s been able to ask for Old MacDonald Had A Farm for some time, now she will actively say she doesn’t like Phish and that sucks
November 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Toddler just hit a new milestone! While she’s been able to ask for Old MacDonald Had A Farm for some time, now she will actively say she doesn’t like Phish and that sucks
Rideshare/delivery brainrot has ruined hazard lights. Now they’re used completely at random…
* Gonna stop somewhere! Not telling you which side, where, or when!
* About to do something! Guess what it’ll be!
* Already stopped without warning! Putting on my hazards now! Maybe I’ll reverse!
* Gonna stop somewhere! Not telling you which side, where, or when!
* About to do something! Guess what it’ll be!
* Already stopped without warning! Putting on my hazards now! Maybe I’ll reverse!
October 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Rideshare/delivery brainrot has ruined hazard lights. Now they’re used completely at random…
* Gonna stop somewhere! Not telling you which side, where, or when!
* About to do something! Guess what it’ll be!
* Already stopped without warning! Putting on my hazards now! Maybe I’ll reverse!
* Gonna stop somewhere! Not telling you which side, where, or when!
* About to do something! Guess what it’ll be!
* Already stopped without warning! Putting on my hazards now! Maybe I’ll reverse!
Finally found a good use for an AI chatbot
June 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Finally found a good use for an AI chatbot
The classic bar food is peanuts, popcorn, jerky, things like that. But what about some fresh strawberries? You’re suitably refreshed, and then the bartender slides across a bowl of ripe strawbs? Hell yeah hell yeah
May 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The classic bar food is peanuts, popcorn, jerky, things like that. But what about some fresh strawberries? You’re suitably refreshed, and then the bartender slides across a bowl of ripe strawbs? Hell yeah hell yeah
I’m down for figgy pudding whenever, doesn’t have to be seasonal
May 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I’m down for figgy pudding whenever, doesn’t have to be seasonal
Normally on the daycare run the two year-old won’t tolerate daddy’s (excellent) music and begs for the classics like Old McDonald and Wheels on the Bus, but today there were no complaints! The blindingly obvious solution, of course, was Ska.
(Keasbey Nights had the best reception)
(Keasbey Nights had the best reception)
May 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Normally on the daycare run the two year-old won’t tolerate daddy’s (excellent) music and begs for the classics like Old McDonald and Wheels on the Bus, but today there were no complaints! The blindingly obvious solution, of course, was Ska.
(Keasbey Nights had the best reception)
(Keasbey Nights had the best reception)
Is maple syrup tree blood or tree pee
May 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Is maple syrup tree blood or tree pee
Trying to explain the Maillard Reaction to my 2 y/o while she helps me cook dinner and I feel like I’m wasting my time tbqh
April 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Trying to explain the Maillard Reaction to my 2 y/o while she helps me cook dinner and I feel like I’m wasting my time tbqh
You put your left foot in
Your left foot out
You put your left foot in
You put your left foot in
You put your left foot in
You put your right foot in
You put your right foot in
You put your right foot in
You put your right foot in
You are a terrifying human-sized spider thing
and you're drunk
Your left foot out
You put your left foot in
You put your left foot in
You put your left foot in
You put your right foot in
You put your right foot in
You put your right foot in
You put your right foot in
You are a terrifying human-sized spider thing
and you're drunk
March 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
You put your left foot in
Your left foot out
You put your left foot in
You put your left foot in
You put your left foot in
You put your right foot in
You put your right foot in
You put your right foot in
You put your right foot in
You are a terrifying human-sized spider thing
and you're drunk
Your left foot out
You put your left foot in
You put your left foot in
You put your left foot in
You put your right foot in
You put your right foot in
You put your right foot in
You put your right foot in
You are a terrifying human-sized spider thing
and you're drunk
Managed to listen to a Phish live album today, all the way through! (It was fine, good in parts)
February 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Managed to listen to a Phish live album today, all the way through! (It was fine, good in parts)
Name a song better than that "Baby Baby Baby Ooooh" one by Justin Bieber. You can't because it's got everything: drums, lyrics, singing, a verse by Ludacris
February 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Name a song better than that "Baby Baby Baby Ooooh" one by Justin Bieber. You can't because it's got everything: drums, lyrics, singing, a verse by Ludacris
Saw one of those stupid Cybertrucks today
January 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Saw one of those stupid Cybertrucks today
Anyone else feel real emotions at the Goodbye song from Bear in the Big Blue House? It’s perfect.
January 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Anyone else feel real emotions at the Goodbye song from Bear in the Big Blue House? It’s perfect.
It's 2025, and I am (still) obsessed with Blues Traveler's 1996 live double album, "Live from the Fall". It's great! It's the songs you love, but much, much longer!
January 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It's 2025, and I am (still) obsessed with Blues Traveler's 1996 live double album, "Live from the Fall". It's great! It's the songs you love, but much, much longer!
Tried to tell my wife a joke, and began with “knock knock” and she just replied with “nah”. Is that allowed? I don’t think that’s allowed.
January 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Tried to tell my wife a joke, and began with “knock knock” and she just replied with “nah”. Is that allowed? I don’t think that’s allowed.
Most folks plan to live into their seventies, eighties, nineties, but not me. I’m gonna keep on going, see where I can get. At minimum I wanna be a burden to someone
December 15, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Most folks plan to live into their seventies, eighties, nineties, but not me. I’m gonna keep on going, see where I can get. At minimum I wanna be a burden to someone
Album of the year is “Beg A Promise” by New Junk City for the third year running
November 27, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Album of the year is “Beg A Promise” by New Junk City for the third year running
Walked into my eighteen-month-old’s bedroom this morning to wake her up, and she just lay there groggily repeating “no, no, no” and I feel closer than ever to her now. She gets it.
November 19, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Walked into my eighteen-month-old’s bedroom this morning to wake her up, and she just lay there groggily repeating “no, no, no” and I feel closer than ever to her now. She gets it.
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Yes that would do it
May 25, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Yes that would do it
In playing basketball I think Jayson Tatum has found his niche
May 26, 2024 at 12:47 AM
In playing basketball I think Jayson Tatum has found his niche
I forgot that we were staying the night
So I didn’t pack a bag.
I picked up a toothbrush from CVS
and I’m borrowing underwear from your dad
So I didn’t pack a bag.
I picked up a toothbrush from CVS
and I’m borrowing underwear from your dad
February 15, 2024 at 5:14 PM
I forgot that we were staying the night
So I didn’t pack a bag.
I picked up a toothbrush from CVS
and I’m borrowing underwear from your dad
So I didn’t pack a bag.
I picked up a toothbrush from CVS
and I’m borrowing underwear from your dad
Packed my 9 month daughter’s lunchbox for her first day of daycare!
- purée pouch (apple, banana, and strawberry)
- small bag of goldfish crackers
- corned beef reuben on rye
- can of sprite (small)
- flask of coffee
- three cigarettes (morning, afternoon, barter)
- crisp $20
- purée pouch (apple, banana, and strawberry)
- small bag of goldfish crackers
- corned beef reuben on rye
- can of sprite (small)
- flask of coffee
- three cigarettes (morning, afternoon, barter)
- crisp $20
February 14, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Packed my 9 month daughter’s lunchbox for her first day of daycare!
- purée pouch (apple, banana, and strawberry)
- small bag of goldfish crackers
- corned beef reuben on rye
- can of sprite (small)
- flask of coffee
- three cigarettes (morning, afternoon, barter)
- crisp $20
- purée pouch (apple, banana, and strawberry)
- small bag of goldfish crackers
- corned beef reuben on rye
- can of sprite (small)
- flask of coffee
- three cigarettes (morning, afternoon, barter)
- crisp $20
A 12oz (~355ml) can is the best size of beer. I will not be responding to replies unless they’re good and support my position, which I believe is clear.
February 2, 2024 at 10:54 PM
A 12oz (~355ml) can is the best size of beer. I will not be responding to replies unless they’re good and support my position, which I believe is clear.