YourUglyBestfriend
silasthepoet.bsky.social
YourUglyBestfriend
@silasthepoet.bsky.social
Bartender, writer, infamous day drinker, vegan, dog parent, comedian, mc/host. Also, I'm a Libra, Libra rising, Scorpio moon.
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It does not tarnish my love and adoration for you tho!
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Being a Libra, rising Libra, and moon in Scorpio is hard because I'm only flirting with you because I want you to be my friend. 🫠
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Being a Libra is hard because do I want to start my own polycule or cult... both sound like a good idea.
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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hilary duff making her music comeback this thursday, all feels right again
November 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only
October 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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You can't argue for your humanity with people that are historically inhumane.
October 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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my ability to find my way into the most random spaces should be studied
October 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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The only spell I can think to cast on a Friday.
October 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Why are people so upset that Bluesky is "boring"? Shouldn't we want a platform that doesn't require so much attention and hours of our day?

Plan a trip, find a hobby, explore the outdoors, adopt a dog, go to therapy, etc.

Y'all are too accustomed to staying in spaces you don't enjoy... fix that
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October 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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my problem is that i be having crushes on other bottoms.
September 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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And as a queer who came from a generation where this was frowned upon, both externally and internally (by self-hating gays), I will absolutely always encourage our chillun to CUT UP in this manner!
I love seeing gays be gay! Like yes! You better tongue pop and hit that Beyoncè choreo!
September 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Once again, I’m begging for us to let the “People are homophobic because they’re secretly gay” narrative go.

While that may be true in some cases, a lot of people are just homophobic because they’re ignorant idiots.

Automatically conflating homophobia with “undercover gayness” needs to stop.
September 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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I’m so sorry to any Trans people who feel shut out and shitted on everyday.

Y’all are just people and it sucks that people let their god obliterate that fact.
August 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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seeing that “thank you for your payment” email first thing in the morning would ruin my entire morning😭
Paying bills first thing in the morning is another key example that being an adult is trash af.
August 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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I don’t know which one of you motherfuckers are using butter, but enough of you guys are to the point that Planned Parenthood had to say something about it and I wanted to stop.
August 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Not me applying for membership to the Second Wife Club... life is so messy. Lol
August 20, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Love me out loud or don’t love me at all
August 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Slavery was worse than you've read or imagined.
August 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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I got an idea, let’s all kiss
August 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Hello!? An expeditious one at that!
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August 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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I hope SZA is having the best day today.
July 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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“Ima fill you up, baby.” 😂😂😂
July 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM