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Silas Kade
@silaskade.bsky.social
I'm not a man, but I play one on TV

Any/All (He/Him only if you're gay)
Don't you dare break my heart, Wallace Shawn.
December 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Why does a phone case need AI? How does a phone case use AI? Why does it end with a joke about holes?
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Damn. Amber Canyon sounds fun, but I was really hoping for a haunted castle.
October 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I like that the Simpsons this week was just kind of a low-stakes "let's go camping and learn how to hug" episode. It's also always good to see more of Maya. If they wanted to, they could easily get a whole episode out of exploring Moe's weird family tradition.
October 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Damn, looks like they're coming in just under the wire. variety.com/2025/film/ne...
September 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Gonna dress up in this and help a kid deal with their parents' divorce this year
September 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I grew up with the ones like this, which also sucked ( I think plastic is just very bad material for flip coins). But their solution was to make them even larger and more awkward.
September 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Nice to see that the Pokémon TCG has continued their proud tradition of making the least flippable coins possible.
September 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Ditto trying its best to be a human, but ultimately becoming some kind of monster that even scares other Pokémon really hit home for me for some reason.
September 13, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Mick Fleetwood as the Fish Delegate on Next Gen
September 3, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Sometimes I make an asset for a video and then I get sad that I have to give it context later.
August 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The folks on Grindr wish to learn about my technique
July 18, 2025 at 6:15 AM
One of the Christian guys with a loudspeaker at Santa Monica Pier called me the f-slur today, and I'm even really mad. Kind of impressed, actually. Like, how did he know?
June 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I arranged a threeway with this couple, but they decided not to have sex tonight, so instead they fed me and sent me home with a tiny Funko Pop. How am I supposed to feel rn?
June 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Accidentally ordered two of The Little Caesars Fantastic Four Pizzas, and I've made peace with my mistake, but I wish I'd gotten two different parts of the big logo instead of two identical Invisible Womans.
June 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Just dropping this for no reason in particular
June 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Am I the first person to find this?
May 31, 2025 at 5:46 AM
"Hey boss, I'm done setting up for the promo shots."

"Did you make it look like the Lego Balrog is pissing on the Lego Gandalf?"

"N...no?"

"Please correct that."
May 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I've been cleaning my room to work through Trinket's passing, and I found this bag of catnip that I thought was lost. It was squirreled away in the corner of my closet covered in cat bites. Little junkie had a secret stash.
May 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Well, it finally happened. After months of helping administer HRT to my friends & partners, I accidentally stuck myself with a Testosterone needle. My thumb better be teeming with alpha energy after this.
May 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
What was my endgame for this note?
May 23, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Yesterday I had to say goodbye to Trinket. After trying to figure out why she would occasionally get unexplained health problems, it turned out she had Pancreatic Cancer. By the time we caught it, the cancer had already spread to her liver, and it was too late. I'm going to miss her. Best cat.
May 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I have just left the Minecraft movie. How was that a man sandwich? What was the meat? What was the bread? How was that any more of a sandwich than if they went through the tunnel face-to-face?
April 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The Simpsons this week was really solid. Wish we'd gotten to see more of how Grampa and Moe work as a team, and the gambling element feels a little tacked-on, but somehow it all kinda works anyway? Also, good for Martin & Lewis.
April 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
You there! 🫵 Yes, you. (If you live in Los Angeles) I'll be playing Caliban in Revelry Theatre Group's ONE NIGHT ONLY production of THE TEMPEST tomorrow April 23

Free admission - all donations collected for the Michelle Cagney Arts in Community Scholarship.

Details in 🧵
April 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM