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SignedInWine @signedinwine.bsky.social · Jan 9
Forgive my rudeness. I neglected to introduce myself.

I'm not a refugee from the other social medias. I've really only ever used ravelry, and I don't talk much there.

Interests:
🧶knitting
🧶yarn
🎮The Sims franchise
🎮Baldur's Gate 3
🏳️‍🌈Drag kings, queens, and monsters
🐶🐱🐦

Nice to meet you.
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It has arrived.
A rectangular black box that is definitely not a game that says "Cards Against Humanity Explains The Joke" in white lettering. Featured next to the box that definitely does not contain a game is a green and turquoise hand knit baby chick in the process of being sewn and stuffed.
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Another happy little family. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography
A family of four hand-knit chickens, one adult and three chicks, all knit in a striping yarn in hues of turquoise and grey, on a black surface.
December 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars or Trek, LOTR, or Marvel. 🎬
December 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Working In General Vicinity For 8 Hours A Day Misinterpreted As Friendship https://theonion.com/working-in-general-vicinity-for-8-hours-a-day-misinterp-1838142520/
Working In General Vicinity For 8 Hours A Day Misinterpreted As Friendship
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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What a lovely gift! This is right up my alley! ❤️📖
A fairly-thick hardcover book on a black velvet surface. The cover is brown with a decorative gold border, and a picture of Stonehenge, below which reads, "It took about 30 million hours for Stone Age workers to build Stonehenge." The book is titled "The Book of Unusual Knowledge".
December 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague
Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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What are we all planning to read this month? 📖
Two winter holiday-themed books placed side by side. The book on the left is titled "The Dead of Winter: Beware the Krampus and Other Wicked Christmas Creatures" by Sarah Clegg. The book on the right is "Scary Book of Christmas Lore: 50 Terrifying Yuletide Tales from Around The World" by Tim Raybirn.
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Finally decided it would be a grand idea to purchase a large external drive and move my game library to it. No idea why I didn't think to do this sooner.
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Meet the rainbow hen's little rainbow chicks. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #emotionalsupportchickie #subparphotography
Three hand knit baby chicks, each knit from the same ball of rainbow striping yarn, on a black surface.
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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I have seamed enough chickens during this project that I'm feeling much happier with my results. Just look at this fun little lady. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography
A hand knit chicken in a striping rainbow yarn, sitting on a black surface. The chicken also has rainbow glitter safety eyes. A side view of a hand knit chicken in a rainbow striping yarn.
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Spending the morning in bed, dressed in a long black gown and a lace mourning veil, playing Powerwash Simulator, as one does.
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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‘You Think You’re Better Than Me?’ Says Nicki Minaj Interrupting Child Reciting Nursery Rhyme https://theonion.com/you-think-youre-better-than-me-says-nicki-minaj-interrupting-child-reciting-nursery-rhyme/
‘You Think You’re Better Than Me?’ Says Nicki Minaj Interrupting Child Reciting Nursery Rhyme
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait http://theonion.com/family-enters-crisis-talks-after-learning-restaurant-ha-1819577952/
Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Room https://theonion.com/va-to-improve-veterans-health-care-with-new-500-milli-1819576535/
VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Room
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I just really need to show off this adorable little family. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography
A family of four hand knit chickens: two adults and two babies. All are knit in the same multicolor orange and black yarns, posed on a black surface.
November 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
BOSTON—The twigs and acorns crunching pleasurably beneath his boots, Mr. Autumn Man Dennis Clemons, 32, reportedly strolled down Massachusetts Avenue on Wednesday wearing a gray sweater over a plaid c...
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November 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Quick question for whomever sees this. Do you use pins to hold pieces together when hand sewing your knit/crochet items? I honestly never do, and I'm wondering if it would actually make the process neater. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #yarn
November 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Three babies I knit this morning. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography
Three hand knit baby chicks in progress, each in a different multicolor yarn.
October 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life https://theonion.com/trump-defends-demolition-of-yggdrasil-ancient-tree-of-life/
Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life
October 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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...I was just fucking told to smile by a random guy.
October 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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I think I'm ready to start sewing the adult chickens. But first, what a cute pair. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography
Two hand knit chickens in progress, knit from the same two balls of multicolor primarily orange and black yarns.
October 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Delightful shower, coconut cream and argan oil on my hair, vitamin e oil on my surgical scars, cannabis seed oil on the rest of my body. I should be right as rain so long as I don't watch the news or leave my bedroom.
October 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Time for a well-deserved post-zoomies lounge. 😽
A beautiful grey and white cat having a lounge on a folded red and black plaid blanket atop a grey sofa.
October 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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Potentially controversial #knitting opinion:

*deep breath*

I've never in my decades of knitting tried to learn continental style, and I have no plans to as of yet. I'm fine throwing my yarn ... for now at least.
October 16, 2025 at 7:54 AM