Honestly if the mayor's interested my last professional interaction with pets was being the office dog's favorite coworker at a previous job and I'm willing to relocate

Actually an incredible idea here

*cries in Hispanic voter*

This is my punishment for traveling to NYC during bike and brew... It exists in both cities but is Tuesday night in both

A very literal case of doing 2 things at once

Good strategy

BTW, a 2021 Carnie Mellon study found that ridehail's arrival in a new city *increases* car ownership.

The reason: Few residents ditch their car, while some become ridehail drivers and buy vehicles.

www.cell.com/iscience/ful...

bsky.app/profile/sick...

If the record does not fit, you must acquit

I've got a casual weekly bike ride that's great, but that's not super replicable outside of certain large cities. I do have like a once a month board game night that's fun too though! We switch up the games pretty frequently

Ok maybe the mice were for feeding large reptiles????

Having a unique form of transportation you can do some work on yourself is such a cheat code for always being able to feel good. Bad day? Go for a ride/drive, install some new unnecessary but cool component, do some maintenance, and you can do all of those with friends/family or solo

The only reason to fear the tree is because some boomer will file a lawsuit against affordable housing claiming it's bad for the tree