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The Sifillis Stories
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“The Sifillis Stories” fantasy novels are back, in special editions that include covers of the 1990s Sifillis fanzine “Sifillitica Psychotica”! Read for free at #RoyalRoad via sifillis.com!
A quick catch-up with the Fartmeister after Tremorroid Titiana stole his enchanted jock strap. He's understandably unhappy: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1144...
#newchapter #fart #farts #farting #book #books #raptor #blecch #pyramid #pyramids #zine #zines #zinemaking #booksky #dinosaur #vcr #vhs #poots
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
NEW Spazmotronic Slughunt CHAPTER! Rebekkah Earwax returns & is unpleasantly surprised that 4 belchkins are farting into her couch. Read free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1075... #book #books #zine #zines #zinemaker #zinemaking #newchapter #earwax #belch #belching #goo

*The Sifillis Stories Volume V
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
MONO & THE BLECCH PYRAMID is a prequel, and this chapter features the 1st canonical appearances of Zanghi & Crassgass! Read for free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1144...
#book #books #newchapter #newchapterinlife #newchapterbegins #booktok #whoopee #vira #mono #vegetable #jackass #jackasses #puke
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Back to the weird, wild world of SODA & THE SPAZMOTRONIC SLUGHUNT (Volume V). Dr. Slugg, Poo-Go, & Tiny Tirdly are still stuck on the skyland of Handieland! Plus an all new zine page! Read free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1075...
#book #books #newchapter #newchapterinlife❤️ #newchapterbegins #finger
November 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Soda & Chunks live at a drive-in theater on the planet Sifillis but are usually off having adventures (usually hunting for more videotapes). Learn more: www.royalroad.com/profile/4599...
#book #books #bookboost #royalroad #drivein #driveins #zine #zines #90s #VCR #VHS #vcrtapes #videotape #puke
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
November 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
#Clinton is trending! Bill Clinton, or "Bubba", was elected president in 1992, the same year SODA & THE KRAPATERIAN KALAMITY came out. www.royalroad.com/fiction/1321...
#clinton #bubba #book #books #history #billclinton #soda #chunks #sifillis #ViraApproved #presidential #bookboost #90s #bubbah #std
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
We return to Soda & the Spazmotronic Slughunt- Belchkin Soda is swallowed up by the fleshy ground and falls into a sticky situation. Read free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1075...
#book #books #newchapter #newrelease #bookboost #belch #belching #belches #pthirus #phtiruspubis #phtirus_pubis #pthiruses
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
FIRST CHAPTER ALERT! Enter the surreal world of Sifillis XI: Soda & the Egregious Expeditions, featuring new character Le Popotin! Read free: #RoyalRoad: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1396...
#book #books #bookboost #royalroads #newchapter #newchapterinlife #newchapterbegins#fart #farts #farting #balls
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Smort, Herb "Fissure" Steamshovel, Pucas, Soda, and Cydroidobot's son visited @shankweilers.bsky.social drive-in theater (America's Oldest!) for their kick-butt VANADU event #drivein #driveins #driveintheaters #van #vans #vanadu #vanlife #driveintheater #shankweilersdrivein #puppet #puppets
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Sifillis franchise creator Zachariah Smith poses with a Soda Olheiser doll at @mahoningdit.bsky.social's 76th Season Finale First Annual Dusk-To-Dawn Scare-A-Thon! #drivein #driveintheater #mahoningdrivein #themahoning #driveinmovie #driveinmovies #halloween #halloween2025 #driveinstyle #puke #barf
November 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
NEW CHAPTER! Soda meets Haploid, a ventriloquist dummy who wants to be a stuntman, in this segment of 1991's SODA & THE VEXATIOUS VENTRILOQUOID. Read for free: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1149... or visit sifillis.com #book #books #bookboost #newchapter #dummy #ventriloquistdummy #ventriloquistdummies
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
THIS PHOTO IS A LIE Soda is a citizen of the country of Bonertania on the continent of Pus on the bottom of the planet of Sifillis and is therefore ineligible to vote in any Earth elections. But she digs stickers so I gave her mine. #VOTE #voting #election #elections #politics #democracy #farts
November 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Sifillis franchise creator Zachariah Smith joins the good guys picketing the cartoonish supervillain and rapist game show host Donald Trump in the center of Lewistown, PA! 10/25/25

#noking #nokings #nokingrally #nokingprotest #nokingsinamerica #nokingsday #nokings #book #books #indieauthor #farts
October 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Sifillis Celebrities Pucas & Soda at SPOOK-O-RAMA 2 at the historic @millercinemas6. A good time was had by all. #historictheater #spookorama #horrorshow #horrorthon #sifillis #horrormovie #horrormovies #puppet #puppets #movienight #moviescenes #movietime #fart #horrortwt #horrorpuppet #lewistownPA
October 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
All attendees of tonight's SPOOK-O-RAMA 2 at the historic Miller Cinemas in Lewistown, PA will get this scary ghost story plus a rad holografick Halloween sticker!
#horror #horrorshow #zine #zines #sticker #stickers #stickerart #freesticker #spookorama #historictheaters #historictheatre
October 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM