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“If you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house! “I was lost, but now I live here””
"I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut; I don't need a receipt for the donut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the donut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this."
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
“If you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house! “I was lost, but now I live here””