I am not being obtuse, and I ask this in purely good faith - can someone please explain this progression LI5?

You are the most consistently clever and funny person on this site

Wow, actually accurately describing the intent of an action? Are you guys OK?

*walks into tattoo shop*

"May I have tattoos, please?"

I remember reading a while ago that civilians in the GWOT knew to be more scared of the soldiers with beards because of their rampant war crimes so I can’t imagine *those* beards are what he’s referring to

There are also more fast food workers in NYC than there are coal industry workers in the entire country

Huge failure by Dems to not really ever acknowledge that 100% of the time that there actually *is* a shutdown, it’s the GOP extorting the country. Instead they let the media cover it as “oooh those jokers in DC” and now there’s an opening for GOP to explicitly blame the other party, even if untrue.

Can’t find it now but a lawyer once posted a pic of a raid with multiple agencies and said the USPIS is the *only* law enforcement whose presence *guarantees* that you are going to federal prison

I still don’t get how it’s shade - the coach is getting the last laugh

I don’t get it

Don't all these guys crank hog to bearded Spartans and shit too?

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Also just showed how out of touch he is with the realities of the Boston sports market. Nobody here defends Belichick anymore!