Sidmund... AKA David
@sidbyrde.bsky.social
52yo 🏳️🌈 Dog/Cat dad... I'm just here, seeing what's about... There will be some NSFW stuff on here, so be warned... **Don't follow me expecting to see my d*ck because you won't** 🔞
If you can’t hear this picture in your head… 🤪
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
If you can’t hear this picture in your head… 🤪
I’ll gladly take some of the 4/3x stuff off your hands. 😁
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I’ll gladly take some of the 4/3x stuff off your hands. 😁
I am thoroughly enjoying it. It’s night and day from the previous vehicle I owned. All in comfort/amenities/performance. And not spending $40/wk on fuel and only about $5 on electricity instead will add up fast.
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I am thoroughly enjoying it. It’s night and day from the previous vehicle I owned. All in comfort/amenities/performance. And not spending $40/wk on fuel and only about $5 on electricity instead will add up fast.
I know it was late when we showed up with food but I’m glad you enjoyed it. You’re always welcome here at the house for the holidays! There will always be a place at my table for you… ❤️
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I know it was late when we showed up with food but I’m glad you enjoyed it. You’re always welcome here at the house for the holidays! There will always be a place at my table for you… ❤️
Oh the first time I was driving my new vehicle earlier this week the steering wheel gave haptic feedback from drifting into the next lane and scared the piss outta me!
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Oh the first time I was driving my new vehicle earlier this week the steering wheel gave haptic feedback from drifting into the next lane and scared the piss outta me!
I drove the Ioniq 5 and I was just too big for it. My hands blocked most of the cluster because the steering wheel was so small, I couldn’t see the lane assist cameras.
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I drove the Ioniq 5 and I was just too big for it. My hands blocked most of the cluster because the steering wheel was so small, I couldn’t see the lane assist cameras.
You should see some of the ridiculous positions my minpin mix does with his spindly little legs. It’s like “how is that even comfortable!?!” 🤪
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
You should see some of the ridiculous positions my minpin mix does with his spindly little legs. It’s like “how is that even comfortable!?!” 🤪
Mind you I know my body reacts slowly when I’m cold, because my metabolism is already slower because I’m older. But this shit is for the birds..
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Mind you I know my body reacts slowly when I’m cold, because my metabolism is already slower because I’m older. But this shit is for the birds..
My little one will shiver and be “NOPE BITCH!” when it’s below 55° outside. Yet this morning he trotted into the back yard like it was a beach vacation.
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
My little one will shiver and be “NOPE BITCH!” when it’s below 55° outside. Yet this morning he trotted into the back yard like it was a beach vacation.
IF I happen to go into a Target they are gonna get a rude awakening… Smile at me and I’m gonna just creep you out with the shade I can throw at 50ft, closer than that you’ll be….
a man with glasses and a blue shirt is making a scared face .
ALT: a man with glasses and a blue shirt is making a scared face .
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November 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
IF I happen to go into a Target they are gonna get a rude awakening… Smile at me and I’m gonna just creep you out with the shade I can throw at 50ft, closer than that you’ll be….
It’s the weather. I feel like I got put in a vise myself.
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
It’s the weather. I feel like I got put in a vise myself.
The problem is that it’s not the younger folks, it’s the damned GenX folks that I see doing shit like this all the time. I realize we’re old enough to the point we don’t give a fuck anymore but goddamn, we still understand what #FAFO means.
November 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The problem is that it’s not the younger folks, it’s the damned GenX folks that I see doing shit like this all the time. I realize we’re old enough to the point we don’t give a fuck anymore but goddamn, we still understand what #FAFO means.
It’s things like that which make me despise humanity as a whole. Since the COVID restrictions when folks were forced to avoid being near each other, folks have no sense of personal space anymore and it infuriates me…
November 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It’s things like that which make me despise humanity as a whole. Since the COVID restrictions when folks were forced to avoid being near each other, folks have no sense of personal space anymore and it infuriates me…
And if you’re standing in the queue and on your phone, put the fucking thing down when you approach. That’s just rude as fuck.
November 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
And if you’re standing in the queue and on your phone, put the fucking thing down when you approach. That’s just rude as fuck.