Sidmund... AKA David
@sidbyrde.bsky.social
52yo 🏳️🌈 Dog/Cat dad... I'm just here, seeing what's about... There will be some NSFW stuff on here, so be warned... **Don't follow me expecting to see my d*ck because you won't** 🔞
And what else can go wrong… I find my cat lifeless on the floor next to my chair in the living room after returning from the vet’s office with my best friend after him putting his pup to sleep. Mr Bean was ill with FIV and Leukemia but he was fine earlier today.
November 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
And what else can go wrong… I find my cat lifeless on the floor next to my chair in the living room after returning from the vet’s office with my best friend after him putting his pup to sleep. Mr Bean was ill with FIV and Leukemia but he was fine earlier today.
My best friend had to let his 14yo pup go today… Why does tragedy always have to hit on the holidays…
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My best friend had to let his 14yo pup go today… Why does tragedy always have to hit on the holidays…
Out of respect for @sodders.bsky.social right now we’re trying to sort out things with the police still here and the family is hours away. He is not currently in a state to talk. Please be respectful in this time of loss…
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Out of respect for @sodders.bsky.social right now we’re trying to sort out things with the police still here and the family is hours away. He is not currently in a state to talk. Please be respectful in this time of loss…
Well after my weekly work drive(s) plus some general “I’m gonna go for a ride” farting around earlier today I realized I had met about my normal driving habits for the week and then some and it’s gonna cost me roughly $5/wk for electricity. That’s far less than $40/wk in petrol…
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Well after my weekly work drive(s) plus some general “I’m gonna go for a ride” farting around earlier today I realized I had met about my normal driving habits for the week and then some and it’s gonna cost me roughly $5/wk for electricity. That’s far less than $40/wk in petrol…
So I did a thing recently…
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
So I did a thing recently…
This is why I fucking hate diabetes. Today I dosed for a simple meal at McDonalds and wound up in the stratosphere even after mild activity (walking around a car lot). Then a few hours later I’m in the gutter. I’m so sick of this shit. This is the reason why I don’t want to eat…
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
This is why I fucking hate diabetes. Today I dosed for a simple meal at McDonalds and wound up in the stratosphere even after mild activity (walking around a car lot). Then a few hours later I’m in the gutter. I’m so sick of this shit. This is the reason why I don’t want to eat…
I wish I could find someone local who’s a good seamstress to put small reinforced slits into my union suits so I can wear them in this cold weather. There’s no logical way to have my insulin pump infusion set tubing go into it and be tucked into my shirt/pants also. An annoying thing..!
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I wish I could find someone local who’s a good seamstress to put small reinforced slits into my union suits so I can wear them in this cold weather. There’s no logical way to have my insulin pump infusion set tubing go into it and be tucked into my shirt/pants also. An annoying thing..!
Well I have to find something to wear to the company Christmas party. I haven’t been to one in over 6 years now and honestly I don’t even know if I own a shirt appropriate for the occasion. Mainly because I do not do Christmas.
November 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Well I have to find something to wear to the company Christmas party. I haven’t been to one in over 6 years now and honestly I don’t even know if I own a shirt appropriate for the occasion. Mainly because I do not do Christmas.
A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif…
November 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif…
You walk up THISFUCKINGCLOSE to me when I’m doing business at a counter, whether it be a bank, store checkout, or a gas station, I will not hesitate to lay hands if you don’t back off when I call you out. Respect personal space you inconsiderate intrusive fuckstick… 🤬🤬🤬
November 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
You walk up THISFUCKINGCLOSE to me when I’m doing business at a counter, whether it be a bank, store checkout, or a gas station, I will not hesitate to lay hands if you don’t back off when I call you out. Respect personal space you inconsiderate intrusive fuckstick… 🤬🤬🤬
Change one letter, ruin a candy…
Blow Pups
Blow Pups
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Shittles.
Shittles.
change one letter, ruin a candy.
gutterfinger
gutterfinger
October 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy…
Blow Pups
Blow Pups
Well… AWS AND Microsoft are both having issues now. I might as well go home because I can’t do SHIT at work right now… www.tomsguide.com/news/live/mi...
Microsoft outage LIVE — latest updates as Azure, Xbox, and Office 365 all go down simultaneously
Multiple Microsoft services suffering
www.tomsguide.com
October 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Well… AWS AND Microsoft are both having issues now. I might as well go home because I can’t do SHIT at work right now… www.tomsguide.com/news/live/mi...
Saw this last night with @radboar.bsky.social and have to say it startled me at a few points and was overall a good movie. Worth seeing on the big screen (post end credit BTS that you will miss if you don’t stick around)
October 17, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Saw this last night with @radboar.bsky.social and have to say it startled me at a few points and was overall a good movie. Worth seeing on the big screen (post end credit BTS that you will miss if you don’t stick around)
A coworker from the department next door to me farted SO LOUD it actually could be heard through the drop ceiling. I walked over there a moment after and said “feel better bud?” and the sheer terror in his eyes was priceless! 😜🤪🤣
a man sitting in a dark room with his eyes closed
ALT: a man sitting in a dark room with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
October 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
A coworker from the department next door to me farted SO LOUD it actually could be heard through the drop ceiling. I walked over there a moment after and said “feel better bud?” and the sheer terror in his eyes was priceless! 😜🤪🤣
Without saying Hurt, fav cover song?
“Crazy” by Alanis Morissette
Original by Seal.
*Alanis gives it the balls the song didn’t have before and this shit hits in my Jeep!*
“Crazy” by Alanis Morissette
Original by Seal.
*Alanis gives it the balls the song didn’t have before and this shit hits in my Jeep!*
October 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Without saying Hurt, fav cover song?
“Crazy” by Alanis Morissette
Original by Seal.
*Alanis gives it the balls the song didn’t have before and this shit hits in my Jeep!*
“Crazy” by Alanis Morissette
Original by Seal.
*Alanis gives it the balls the song didn’t have before and this shit hits in my Jeep!*
Routine #MonochromeMonday post.. Weather today is actually feeling like fall…
October 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Routine #MonochromeMonday post.. Weather today is actually feeling like fall…
When I say “not interested” and you ask WHY, do not hound me for details because you are fishing for something to screenshot and say something totally off about me. “I don’t find you attractive” is the most generic response you will get and then get blocked… Annoying fuckers I swear…
October 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
When I say “not interested” and you ask WHY, do not hound me for details because you are fishing for something to screenshot and say something totally off about me. “I don’t find you attractive” is the most generic response you will get and then get blocked… Annoying fuckers I swear…
At the office by myself (so I thought), decided to just let a fart go at my desk and it wound up being insanely loud. A second later I hear a woman’s voice in the hallway “OH MY GOD!!!” and heels clicking at a rapid pace. 🤪
October 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
At the office by myself (so I thought), decided to just let a fart go at my desk and it wound up being insanely loud. A second later I hear a woman’s voice in the hallway “OH MY GOD!!!” and heels clicking at a rapid pace. 🤪
What’s the most technologically useless item at your desk. I’ll go first…
This fucking key right here:
This fucking key right here:
September 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
What’s the most technologically useless item at your desk. I’ll go first…
This fucking key right here:
This fucking key right here:
Post and share your favorite choice of “Sci-Fi Sexy Evil”…
Mine is Gul Dukat
Mine is Gul Dukat
September 30, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Post and share your favorite choice of “Sci-Fi Sexy Evil”…
Mine is Gul Dukat
Mine is Gul Dukat
Soup in 4 stages…
September 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Soup in 4 stages…
Here’s a full shot of my casual office attire yesterday…
September 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Here’s a full shot of my casual office attire yesterday…
Lumbar MRI this morning to see if the leg pain is due to my hip or my lower spinal stenosis. I hate being off my insulin pump for this shit because it makes my numbers go to trash.
September 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Lumbar MRI this morning to see if the leg pain is due to my hip or my lower spinal stenosis. I hate being off my insulin pump for this shit because it makes my numbers go to trash.
Im gonna be in Nashville from 10/6-10/8 on a business trip. Would be nice to find a mutual here who wants to fuck around while I’m in town. It’s been awhile… LOL
September 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Im gonna be in Nashville from 10/6-10/8 on a business trip. Would be nice to find a mutual here who wants to fuck around while I’m in town. It’s been awhile… LOL