We’re doo doo posting in 2026!
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
We’re doo doo posting in 2026!
My data center keeps waking up in the middle of the night to get a sip of water
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
My data center keeps waking up in the middle of the night to get a sip of water
Smocked a big bowl of weed with unc
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Smocked a big bowl of weed with unc
Reposted by Sid beers
If you ain’t makin your homies Squirt… you ain’t a homie!!!
September 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
If you ain’t makin your homies Squirt… you ain’t a homie!!!
Thinking about getting really productive for a couple days
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Thinking about getting really productive for a couple days
The AI bubble is popping. Stay ahead of the trends by trying AI 2
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The AI bubble is popping. Stay ahead of the trends by trying AI 2
1955: I have the perfect metaphor to describe this situation
2025: I have the perfect meme to describe this situation
2055: Check out this harmonica I found at the junk yard .
2025: I have the perfect meme to describe this situation
2055: Check out this harmonica I found at the junk yard .
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
1955: I have the perfect metaphor to describe this situation
2025: I have the perfect meme to describe this situation
2055: Check out this harmonica I found at the junk yard .
2025: I have the perfect meme to describe this situation
2055: Check out this harmonica I found at the junk yard .
John Fetterman. Fetterman? I hardly -- (phone rings. I pick up. it's the vet. my cat needs a $10,000 surgery) catch ya later...
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
John Fetterman. Fetterman? I hardly -- (phone rings. I pick up. it's the vet. my cat needs a $10,000 surgery) catch ya later...
I kinda hate it on here.
October 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I kinda hate it on here.
I start showing up at every house in the neighborhood at 4am in the morning saying “it’s your boy!!!” and suddenly I’m the town pariah
October 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I start showing up at every house in the neighborhood at 4am in the morning saying “it’s your boy!!!” and suddenly I’m the town pariah
Probably going to guzzle a few glizzies before my big team meeting today
October 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Probably going to guzzle a few glizzies before my big team meeting today
BILLY EICHNER: Sir, for a dollar, name one good thing about England
ME: Blokes as far as the eye can see
ME: Blokes as far as the eye can see
October 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
BILLY EICHNER: Sir, for a dollar, name one good thing about England
ME: Blokes as far as the eye can see
ME: Blokes as far as the eye can see
Ever since the McDLT nearly sent McDonald’s into bankruptcy, no one else has attempted to market a lettuce and tomato hamburger
October 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Ever since the McDLT nearly sent McDonald’s into bankruptcy, no one else has attempted to market a lettuce and tomato hamburger
All homies report the Homie Reeducation Center. Repeat: all homies report to the Homie Reeducation Center.
October 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
All homies report the Homie Reeducation Center. Repeat: all homies report to the Homie Reeducation Center.
They're saying things are going to continue to occur for a good while.
October 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
They're saying things are going to continue to occur for a good while.
Trying out some new emoji with my coworkers at work
September 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Trying out some new emoji with my coworkers at work
This earth is so damn diatomaceous
September 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This earth is so damn diatomaceous
Robert Redford. Good actor, never liked his dressings + sauces
September 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Robert Redford. Good actor, never liked his dressings + sauces
It sucks to live here, America, the freest country in the world.
September 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It sucks to live here, America, the freest country in the world.
Reposted by Sid beers
Really good one today by @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social about watching Girls for the first time in 2025, the oppressive wildfire smoke, homelessness, our addiction to our phones, and the inability of art to capture the realism of the present anymore. www.welcometohellworld.com/the-very-mom...
Watching the very moments of an era’s extinction
Representing the American present
www.welcometohellworld.com
August 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Really good one today by @thirdpartyinternet.bsky.social about watching Girls for the first time in 2025, the oppressive wildfire smoke, homelessness, our addiction to our phones, and the inability of art to capture the realism of the present anymore. www.welcometohellworld.com/the-very-mom...
BILLY JOEL: That's the fishing rod in my studio when I wrote the Downeaster Alexa. How did you find it?
NARDWUAR: You're Billy Joel! We have to have your fishing rod.
NARDWUAR: You're Billy Joel! We have to have your fishing rod.
August 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
BILLY JOEL: That's the fishing rod in my studio when I wrote the Downeaster Alexa. How did you find it?
NARDWUAR: You're Billy Joel! We have to have your fishing rod.
NARDWUAR: You're Billy Joel! We have to have your fishing rod.
I’m going to go into Manhattan and take pictures tomorrow
August 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I’m going to go into Manhattan and take pictures tomorrow
Thinking about developing a covid infectin
August 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Thinking about developing a covid infectin
I just lost a hot dog eating contest against myself
August 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I just lost a hot dog eating contest against myself